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Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?

 
God's-universal justice
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Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
Would you ?
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
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03/30/2011 07:50 PM
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
Oh stop, the messiah isn't Jason Alexander.
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03/30/2011 07:52 PM
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
If he was just bald like that guy with the lisp in The princess bride it would be great! I love that guy!
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03/30/2011 07:54 PM
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
If he was just bald like that guy with the lisp in The princess bride it would be great! I love that guy!
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rofl Awesome! If you loves jebus, you loves his lithpth too!
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03/30/2011 07:58 PM
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
Like Francis of Assisi? Naw.
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03/30/2011 07:58 PM
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
As far as I'm concerned, I'm the fucking Messiah!

Tall, lean, and muscular - to boot.

Follow me.
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03/30/2011 07:59 PM
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
Would you ?
 Quoting: God's-universal justice 1290760


No... Why would it matter what they looked like?

Got to stop replying to topics created by 12 year olds...
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03/30/2011 08:40 PM
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
Would you ?
 Quoting: God's-universal justice 1290760


No... Why would it matter what they looked like?

Got to stop replying to topics created by 12 year olds...
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I am just stating this because in my opinion our society is very image conscious. Too image conscious. But hey if im wrong only time will tell. People might surprise me and not give a shit about image.
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03/30/2011 08:42 PM
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
I hope he is like Peter Griffin.

I am a bigger asshole than you can ever hope to be.God put me on this earth to let you know if your being a douche bag.If i bust your balls i am sorry,i am just doing my job.
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03/30/2011 08:44 PM
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
Hey!
But I'm quite tall
and not too fat or bold
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03/30/2011 08:45 PM
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
Would you ?
 Quoting: God's-universal justice 1290760


No... Why would it matter what they looked like?

Got to stop replying to topics created by 12 year olds...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1292241




I am just stating this because in my opinion our society is very image conscious. Too image conscious. But hey if im wrong only time will tell. People might surprise me and not give a shit about image.
 Quoting: God's-universal justice 1290760


must be "perfect"

you all can keep waiting for "the perfect human" or non to show up

but just dont hold your breath
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
Hey!
But I'm quite tall
and not too fat or bold
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1321244


youre not bold?


forget it then.
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03/30/2011 08:47 PM
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
Hey!
But I'm quite tall
and not too fat or bold
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1321244


youre not bold?


forget it then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1320941


getting there though... will that do?
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03/30/2011 08:48 PM
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
of course, i'd know IT were a fraud.

my messiah is tall, dark and handsome.
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03/30/2011 08:49 PM
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
As far as I'm concerned, I'm the fucking Messiah!

Tall, lean, and muscular - to boot.

Follow me.
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Stop it; this is not a gay dating site.

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Anonymous Coward
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03/30/2011 08:50 PM
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
of course, i'd know IT were a fraud.

my messiah is tall, dark and handsome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1315334


Now that is me exactly
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
I imagine he is going to be at least 7 feet tall and alien like. An incredibly beautiful being. I think you would sense the power and light emanating from him and you would notice his physical appearance.
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Re: Would you be disappointed if the messiah and savior you have waited for is short, fat and bald ?
if His sense of humor is perfect like the rest of His character he wont have trouble making ANYbody laugh ;D

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