Thank you

this guy has a major point!! and Paul giamatti you know it is huge since he was in Paycheck with Ben Affleck doing wha. ERASING HIS MEMORIES!!!

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Slacker David Wong (Chase Williamson) beheads an undead skinhead with an axe, asking whether an axe that had its handle and head replaced over time, is still the same axe

HAHAHAH 294 this is exactly what you were talking about!!!

HAHA SAME SCRIPT!

David next appears in a restaurant, recounting his story to reporter Arnie Blondestone (Paul Giamatti). When David claims to have psychic powers, Arnie reacts skeptically but listens to a story about how David and his friend John (Rob Mayes) tried to help a woman being harassed by her dead boyfriend. When the guys realize that they're perceiving her differently, she explodes into snakes, reforming into a monster made from frozen meat. The monster demands a showdown with its nemesis, TV infomercial psychic Albert Marconi (Clancy Brown), who destroys it over the telephone.

Annoyed at Arnie's skepticism, David quiets him by recounting Arnie's last dream, then continues his story, going back to the night when it all began. David and Fred Chu (Jimmy Wong) attend a concert by John and his band, witnessing Amy Sullivan (Fabianne Therese) being teased by wannabe-gangsta Justin White. Amy's dog has gone missing, after biting a Jamaican drug dealer, who, despite David's skepticism, displays psychic powers. David then finds Amy's dog. That night, David gets a frantic call by John, who seems paranoid and delusional. David recovers a syringe, and tries to take John to the hospital, but John refuses. John describes buying a drug from the Jamaican called "soy sauce", which gives him a non-linear perception of time, as well as the ability to perceive alternate dimensions. David doesn't believe him, until he receives a call from John on his phone, despite John being there, in person.

As they drive off, John falls unconscious, and David is accidentally pricked by the syringe, causing severe hallucinations, including an inter-dimensional traveler, Roger North (Doug Jones). North attaches a giant leech to David, but before North can explain himself, John causes him to disappear, by killing the leech. Immediately afterward, a detective named Lawrence Appleton (Glynn Turman) takes them to the police station, where they are interrogated separately. During the interrogation, David realizes that he can predict Appleton's questions. Appleton reveals that John is the only known survivor of a drug party that includes White. (OK WTF...SNOW WHITE...APPLES...SAME SCRIPTS HERE) After Appleton is called out of the room, he tells David that John has died. At this point, Arnie interrupts the story, again expressing skepticism, but David is able to convince him, by showing him a caged monster visible only from a certain perspective.

Back at the police station, Appleton leaves again, and David gets another call from John, who guides his escape. Eventually, David returns to his house, where he's confronted first by Appleton, then White, who appears possessed by a collective known as "Shitload". White kidnaps David, taking him to a mall, along with Fred, Amy, her dog, and John, who has returned his consciousness to his body. GINYU DBZ THEME At the mall, White reveals a "ghost door", which can only be opened by Amy. Appleton then arrives and kills White, though Shitload possesses Appleton and Fred, both of whom are killed. John, David, and the dog go through the door, after Amy opens it. On the other side, they meet North and Marconi, who have teamed up against a sentient, organic computer, known as Korrak OH (FUCK OFF!! SERIOUSLY!!ko ORA k), the source of all the anomalies. Marconi tasks them with destroying Korrak, using an experimental bomb. Disciples of Korrak welcome John and David, describing a brutal, utopian society ruled mercilessly by Korrak.

HAHAHAHA, so Medusa's disciples LOL
just like G H REES LMAO!!!

When the team is brought before Korrak, the disciples reveal that Korrak requires their sacrifice, so that it can absorb their knowledge, allowing it to travel to and conquer our dimension. When John fails to activate the bomb, the dog sacrifices itself to destroy Korrak. Upon escaping, David and John meet Marconi, who explains that they were only recruited as escorts for the dog, as they were unthreatening to Korrak. At the restaurant, David explains that the dog was dosed with "soy sauce", after biting the Jamaican, becoming connected to Marconi and North. Eventually, Arnie agrees to publish David's story, but Arnie turns out to be a ghost. During the end credits, David and John travel to another dimension, declining a request to save it.

HOLY FUCK....seems like im back on the job.