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i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/01/2011 02:26 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
Two things.

1. Call the Sheriff's department. (county- not police)

And then call your local T.V. Station and tell them what happened.

They will put this out there on the Local News and you get a PUBLIC INSURANCE policy FREE!

Really I mean it.

Don't trust the police, they are trained to be suspicious and take all information as a lie first.

My Uncle was a detective, take it and believe it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1151829


are you just fucking with
me? i really dont know
what to do.
 Quoting: BombshellBetty!


Absolutely not!
I am serious. You cannot discover HUMAN REMAINS witout reporting it!!!

You have to protect yourself from court action.

It is required to repoert this1 Do it in a way that it documents your full intention to be completly honest on what occured.

This is essential to getting fair justice in case someone your are unaware of that may make unfounded claims against you.

You must gather all information about the event and make a accurate statement of what has occurred, regardless of when it happened.

I say give it to the Local News, becuase even if they do not run a story, that will be part of your defence that you were willing to be transparent on theses matters.

That goes a long way in court, if that should occur.
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04/01/2011 02:31 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
best idea yet was to PUT IT BACK ...

fill in the hole and put your coy pond someplace else
BombshellBetty! (OP)

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04/01/2011 02:43 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
maybe i shouldnt have put this on here.
im starting to feel really freaked out.
XOXO!
Betty
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04/01/2011 02:50 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
Grind that shit up with some weed. Fuckin smoke it dawg!!
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04/01/2011 02:57 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
maybe i shouldnt have put this on here.
im starting to feel really freaked out.
 Quoting: BombshellBetty!


We have your I.P. Address and location...
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04/01/2011 02:58 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
You sound as an innocent discoveror of a happen-chance event.

I did not mean to frieghten you, only give practical info.

Look at it this way, mayby you came accross Ancient Indian Bones or a a Ancient Indian Grave site!

That would make it an archeogical discovery worth the attention of a University Investigation and leading you to be recognized as a once in a lifetime amature discoverer obtaining celebrity staus as such, and possiblely eligable for a large some of money from reseach organisations.

Grants are made for this stuff.

This has happened before.

If what you report is true, you have no need to fear.
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04/01/2011 02:58 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
SHIN THIS PIT!

hf
BombshellBetty! (OP)

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04/01/2011 03:07 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
You sound as an innocent discoveror of a happen-chance event.

I did not mean to frieghten you, only give practical info.

Look at it this way, mayby you came accross Ancient Indian Bones or a a Ancient Indian Grave site!

That would make it an archeogical discovery worth the attention of a University Investigation and leading you to be recognized as a once in a lifetime amature discoverer obtaining celebrity staus as such, and possiblely eligable for a large some of money from reseach organisations.

Grants are made for this stuff.

This has happened before.

If what you report is true, you have no need to fear.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1151829



there are no records of indians around our area.
it could be possible, we are on a very high hill.

but what if its a murder? like from the 50s?
XOXO!
Betty
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04/01/2011 03:16 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
sell it on e-bay
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04/01/2011 03:21 AM
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whatever u do dont call the cops
BombshellBetty! (OP)

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04/01/2011 03:22 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
come on...
whos got some VOODOO for me?
jeeze we let enuff a u hatians in right?
kidding.
gimmie some good old fahioned
euro-magic.
XOXO!
Betty
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04/01/2011 03:32 AM
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If you come up with the skull OP I want it! I do Shakespearean plays with my dog. I would love to have a more authentic skull to use in wardrobe when my dog and I act out scenes from Hamlet.
BombshellBetty! (OP)

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04/01/2011 03:51 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
If you come up with the skull OP I want it! I do Shakespearean plays with my dog. I would love to have a more authentic skull to use in wardrobe when my dog and I act out scenes from Hamlet.
 Quoting: Mothball


im not digging up any more bones!(even though i kinda
want to) the ghosts are already acting up in my
house!
XOXO!
Betty
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04/01/2011 03:53 AM
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If you come up with the skull OP I want it! I do Shakespearean plays with my dog. I would love to have a more authentic skull to use in wardrobe when my dog and I act out scenes from Hamlet.
 Quoting: Mothball


im not digging up any more bones!(even though i kinda
want to) the ghosts are already acting up in my
house!
 Quoting: BombshellBetty!


Maybe the ghosts want that you to solve the bones mystery? OK, this would be a movie plot...
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04/01/2011 03:58 AM

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im not digging up any more bones!(even though i kinda
want to) the ghosts are already acting up in my
house!
 Quoting: BombshellBetty!


Someone will be knocking on your door in the next 10 minutes. I strongly suggest you co-operate and comply with everything they ask of you.

agent
BombshellBetty! (OP)

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04/01/2011 03:59 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
are there any psycics that can help me.
i'm putting this out to the universe.....
XOXO!
Betty
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04/01/2011 04:00 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
You happen to live next door to dexter morgan?
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04/01/2011 04:00 AM
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sounds like bad voodoo op
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04/01/2011 04:02 AM
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are there any psycics that can help me.
i'm putting this out to the universe.....
 Quoting: BombshellBetty!


call the cops you're tampering with a possible crime scene
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04/01/2011 04:08 AM
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It's a missing link!
 Quoting: Whaatta

Awesome! Possible retorts:

1) Yeah, werez da link?

2) Doh, another Piltdown-man-style scam; we know we were bred by reptilians.
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04/01/2011 04:10 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
so last summer my roommate and i wanted to dig out
a koi pond in the way back of our backyard. this is the house i grew up in, built in the 50's, before that it was
just a barren hill. we dug down about 3ft when we saw
a bone. it looks like a lower leg or arm bone. its broken.
we didnt go any further. its under a very old fig tree, that the original owner said "came with the house", he
said he made sure his property line included the old tree.
he was the first land owner on the hill, later to be the
largest landowner in town. yes my house is haunted by him,
but thats no biggie. some psycics say theres a little girl spirit in my house, but ive never seen her. igrew up here so all the craziness is normal but it freaks out my friends.
but what do i do about the bone? its just sitting in my
china closet. should i rebury it? should i call the police?
mr. peck, the guy who lived here before my family is
dead, so whats the point, right? or do i have some cosmic obligation to solve the case?
 Quoting: BombshellBetty!


Report it now or face being charged with obstruction of Justice.
BombshellBetty! (OP)

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04/01/2011 04:26 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
so last summer my roommate and i wanted to dig out
a koi pond in the way back of our backyard. this is the house i grew up in, built in the 50's, before that it was
just a barren hill. we dug down about 3ft when we saw
a bone. it looks like a lower leg or arm bone. its broken.
we didnt go any further. its under a very old fig tree, that the original owner said "came with the house", he
said he made sure his property line included the old tree.
he was the first land owner on the hill, later to be the
largest landowner in town. yes my house is haunted by him,
but thats no biggie. some psycics say theres a little girl spirit in my house, but ive never seen her. igrew up here so all the craziness is normal but it freaks out my friends.
but what do i do about the bone? its just sitting in my
china closet. should i rebury it? should i call the police?
mr. peck, the guy who lived here before my family is
dead, so whats the point, right? or do i have some cosmic obligation to solve the case?
 Quoting: BombshellBetty!


Report it now or face being charged with obstruction of Justice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1272025


dude my familys been here for 40 years. nothings happened.
XOXO!
Betty
BombshellBetty! (OP)

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04/01/2011 04:29 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
maybe i should reberry it in my neighbors yard
and call the cops.
XOXO!
Betty
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04/01/2011 04:30 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
RE ENNACT THE OPENING SEQUENCE OF 2001 A SPACE ODDYSSEY BUT HAVE A SHAVE FIRST YOUR TOO HAIRY FOR HD CAMERAS.
BombshellBetty! (OP)

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04/01/2011 04:37 AM
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RE ENNACT THE OPENING SEQUENCE OF 2001 A SPACE ODDYSSEY BUT HAVE A SHAVE FIRST YOUR TOO HAIRY FOR HD CAMERAS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323125


um im a model,k? dork.

Last Edited by BombshellBetty! on 04/01/2011 04:39 AM
XOXO!
Betty
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04/01/2011 04:49 AM
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RE ENNACT THE OPENING SEQUENCE OF 2001 A SPACE ODDYSSEY BUT HAVE A SHAVE FIRST YOUR TOO HAIRY FOR HD CAMERAS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323125


um im a model,k? dork.
 Quoting: BombshellBetty!


no thatd be monk,ey
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04/01/2011 04:56 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
now its 2:00 in my house and now is when
things get real freaky. nuther reason i wanna
get ridda this bone.
XOXO!
Betty
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04/01/2011 05:01 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
i keep my headphones on so i dont hear
the clicking in the china cabinet.
XOXO!
Betty
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04/01/2011 05:07 AM
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Re: i think i found a HUMAN BONE IN MY BACKYARD!!!! what do i do?
you are legally obligated to report any human remains to authorities.what you should first do is get a lawyer,if you can't afford one ACLU or legal aid will help.check the phone book ,if you can get hold of one.laws vary from state to state and a lawyer would come in handy in this regard.you'd have to surrender it for forensic study to determine if it is ,in fact,human.if they can date it,you would be exonerated from any guilt.then expect some digging in your yard.if it is human it might be an old burial ground,or it might be someone who has been missing.if it was only 3 feet down,my bet is that someone was in a hurry to bury it.if I were you,I wouldn't wait too long,and please,get it out of your china closet! keep us updated,and thoroly wash your dishes.
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04/01/2011 05:17 AM
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You should borrow a metal or artifact detector and see if there's any goodies left behind, apart from someone's carcass. YOU COULD BE RICH LIKE BILL GATES AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT!!!banana2 banana2