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<<< TECTONIC PLATE “THEORY” DEBUNKED! ILLUMINATI CONSPIRACY CONFIRMED! >>>

 
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THE TECTONIC PLATE “THEORY” DEBUNKED! THE ILLUMINATI CONSPIRACY CONFIRMED!

We have been lied to! The Truth:

- The doomed Franklin Expedition was sent to the Arctic … to secretly investigate UFO sightings that had been reported since the 1700s. The men were captured, experimented upon, and eaten by giant aliens.

- WWII was staged as well. It never really happened. The Illuminati employed elaborate special effects, stage magic, and phony journalism to scare the world into pacifism.

- Hitler and some associates escaped to the Arctic in a submarine, to live with super-advanced aliens who reside within the hollow earth.

- Denver International Airport was built expressly to conceal a vast underground complex, headquarters of the New World Order elite. Clues are hidden in the airport's peace-themed mural.

- More about it: [link to swallowingthecamel.blogspot.com]

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really?
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really?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301089

The Truth, the wole Truth, and nothing but the Truth!

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"The World's Weirdest/Stupidest Conspiracy Theories"

Great article, a never ending pool of inspiration for all the retarded ones here on GLP.
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"The World's Weirdest/Stupidest Conspiracy Theories"

Great article, a never ending pool of inspiration for all the retarded ones here on GLP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246559


yes
it is a circle
when you are in its awesome
but when you want to go out
you cant, cause there is more and whole new BS comming
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- WWII was staged as well. It never really happened. The Illuminati employed elaborate special effects, stage magic, and phony journalism to scare the world into pacifism.

- Hitler and some associates escaped to the Arctic in a submarine, to live with super-advanced aliens who reside within the hollow earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1322144


If WWII was staged ... why did Hitler need to escape?
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"The World's Weirdest/Stupidest Conspiracy Theories"

Great article, a never ending pool of inspiration for all the retarded ones here on GLP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246559


yes
it is a circle
when you are in its awesome
but when you want to go out
you cant, cause there is more and whole new BS comming

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1217845


Lots of wisdom in your words!
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- WWII was staged as well. It never really happened. The Illuminati employed elaborate special effects, stage magic, and phony journalism to scare the world into pacifism.

- Hitler and some associates escaped to the Arctic in a submarine, to live with super-advanced aliens who reside within the hollow earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1322144

If WWII was staged ... why did Hitler need to escape?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1314212

Stop making sense, shill! You're on the GLP!!!

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"The World's Weirdest/Stupidest Conspiracy Theories"

Great article, a never ending pool of inspiration for all the retarded ones here on GLP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246559


yes
it is a circle
when you are in its awesome
but when you want to go out
you cant, cause there is more and whole new BS comming

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1217845


Lots of wisdom in your words!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246559


(i know things about influence. I started my journey wittingly with this word, to be aware of my surroundings, the change and all people around, to grasp the grip! on them, on us..)
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- WWII was staged as well. It never really happened. The Illuminati employed elaborate special effects, stage magic, and phony journalism to scare the world into pacifism.

- Hitler and some associates escaped to the Arctic in a submarine, to live with super-advanced aliens who reside within the hollow earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1322144

If WWII was staged ... why did Hitler need to escape?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1314212

He was falsely accused of stealing a candy bar; he knew he would have been found guilty since Illuminati conspired against him.

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y'all know whay I'm gonna say

GROWING EARTH

And why not? The sun's growing! and it's the 'same stuff' built by the same GRAVITATIONAL STRUCTURAL UNIVERSE.

Energy becomes matter when the gravitational pool is 'tight' enough. Solar radiation proves that.
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when we want to know something
we must vizualize the players
biggest player here is universe
then it comes down to galaxy clusters
then individual galaxies
then stars influence
so our sun is the biggest local mediator
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OP is telling the real total facts. Stalin and Churchill were the same guy with a paper bag mask and that guy was in charge of the alien human eaters. It is still around today and the illuminateey is trying to catch it to copy its adna to make an army of disco dancing ducks.
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y'all know whay I'm gonna say

GROWING EARTH

And why not? The sun's growing! and it's the 'same stuff' built by the same GRAVITATIONAL STRUCTURAL UNIVERSE.

Energy becomes matter when the gravitational pool is 'tight' enough. Solar radiation proves that.
 Quoting: Free Planet

You might be on to something: a part of my body is growing right now, I can feel it - we are one with the Universe!

BTW, is your gravitational pool tight enough?

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OP is telling the real total facts. Stalin and Churchill were the same guy with a paper bag mask and that guy was in charge of the alien human eaters. It is still around today and the illuminateey is trying to catch it to copy its a dna to make an army of disco dancing ducks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 956823

Newsflash: they caught it:

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