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APRIL FOOLS JOKES? Moderators: Mandatory 48 hr Ban on ASSWIPES that JOKE Today

 
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Re: APRIL FOOLS JOKES? Moderators: Mandatory 48 hr Ban on ASSWIPES that JOKE Today
For you juvenile asswipes that think it is funny to pull April Fools Day Jokes in this day and age, you need to GROW THE FUCK UP.

You have every opportunity to play jokes on those around you in your life. Leave GLP out of it.

This site has evolved to the point where people are accessing it to obtain real time information, not to WASTE what precious few fucking hours/days/months whatever, on clicking through to some little bitch singing or Detroit rioting with bombs when it is NOT happening.

Fucking grow up.

Moderators: I know the traffic is high, but please make a concerted effort to cull the jokester herd.
 Quoting: oldenough


I have just banned you and locked your account permanently.


April Fools.
 Quoting: D. Bunker


Boss is coming...


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LOL!WTF??
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Re: APRIL FOOLS JOKES? Moderators: Mandatory 48 hr Ban on ASSWIPES that JOKE Today
For you juvenile asswipes that think it is funny to pull April Fools Day Jokes in this day and age, you need to GROW THE FUCK UP.

You have every opportunity to play jokes on those around you in your life. Leave GLP out of it.

This site has evolved to the point where people are accessing it to obtain real time information, not to WASTE what precious few fucking hours/days/months whatever, on clicking through to some little bitch singing or Detroit rioting with bombs when it is NOT happening.

Fucking grow up.

Moderators: I know the traffic is high, but please make a concerted effort to cull the jokester herd.
 Quoting: oldenough


I have just banned you and locked your account permanently.



























April Fools.
 Quoting: D. Bunker

ohyeah

Do It!
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Re: APRIL FOOLS JOKES? Moderators: Mandatory 48 hr Ban on ASSWIPES that JOKE Today
There are no reset buttons in life. It is not a video game, don't you get that?
 Quoting: oldenough


Ya thats so true. In that case stop wasting the days you got left fretting in front of a computer screen.

Be awake, but dont be enslaved to the constant doom being pumped out.

Your grand-father would be ashamed.
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04/01/2011 07:39 AM
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Dont be such a fucking miser.

just because you want to sit there wanking over doom and feeling depressed all day, the rest of us may actually enjoy being alive and having a bit of fun.


MMMMEEEEHHHH !
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323208


laugh
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04/01/2011 07:43 AM
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Re: APRIL FOOLS JOKES? Moderators: Mandatory 48 hr Ban on ASSWIPES that JOKE Today
For you juvenile asswipes that think it is funny to pull April Fools Day Jokes in this day and age, you need to GROW THE FUCK UP.

You have every opportunity to play jokes on those around you in your life. Leave GLP out of it.

This site has evolved to the point where people are accessing it to obtain real time information, not to WASTE what precious few fucking hours/days/months whatever, on clicking through to some little bitch singing or Detroit rioting with bombs when it is NOT happening.

Fucking grow up.

Moderators: I know the traffic is high, but please make a concerted effort to cull the jokester herd.
 Quoting: oldenough


I have just banned you and locked your account permanently.


LOL now thats funny man

























April Fools.
 Quoting: D. Bunker
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This is why this website is such a joke anymore. Silly little boys playing silly games enjoying the anonymity of being to talk shit without the risk of being punched in the face and rebreaking your glasses. That and all the shills and disinfo spreaders. Now were going to make disaster jokes all day? Hardy har har! Why dont the kids go back to playing Xbox 360 live? Nerds that talk tough online are funny though...thats the only silver lining here.
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04/01/2011 07:50 AM
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Re: APRIL FOOLS JOKES? Moderators: Mandatory 48 hr Ban on ASSWIPES that JOKE Today
For you juvenile asswipes that think it is funny to pull April Fools Day Jokes in this day and age, you need to GROW THE FUCK UP.

You have every opportunity to play jokes on those around you in your life. Leave GLP out of it.

This site has evolved to the point where people are accessing it to obtain real time information, not to WASTE what precious few fucking hours/days/months whatever, on clicking through to some little bitch singing or Detroit rioting with bombs when it is NOT happening.

Fucking grow up.

Moderators: I know the traffic is high, but please make a concerted effort to cull the jokester herd.
 Quoting: oldenough


I have just banned you and locked your account permanently.




























April Fools.
 Quoting: D. Bunker


Hell, that was a good one, I didn't scroll down.........

Had me crying in my corn flakes for a few minutes. lol
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04/01/2011 07:51 AM
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Re: APRIL FOOLS JOKES? Moderators: Mandatory 48 hr Ban on ASSWIPES that JOKE Today
BANE HIM!!!
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They see me trollin', they hatin'...
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04/01/2011 07:57 AM
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not to WASTE what precious few fucking hours/days/months whatever, on clicking through to some little bitch singing or Detroit rioting with bombs when it is NOT happening.
 Quoting: oldenough


Just a small quote from your first post, with three questions.

1. What is the correlation between a little bitch singing and a Detroit bomb.

2. I have never seen a little bitch singing and it didn't really happen. Do you have a link to this not really singing little bitch?

3. have you not reached the maturity level to know you shouldn't call young teenage girls, little bitches?
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04/01/2011 07:59 AM
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OP's been a member for 12 days and making demands.whatever
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04/01/2011 08:00 AM
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OP's been a member for 12 days and making demands.whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1078104


you're just jealous you hadn't the balls!
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04/01/2011 08:07 AM
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Re: APRIL FOOLS JOKES? Moderators: Mandatory 48 hr Ban on ASSWIPES that JOKE Today
This is why this website is such a joke anymore*. Silly little boys playing silly games enjoying the anonymity of being to talk shit without the risk of being punched in the face and rebreaking your glasses. That and all the shills and disinfo spreaders. Now were going to make disaster jokes all day? Hardy har har! Why dont the kids go back to playing Xbox 360 live? Nerds that talk tough online are funny though...thats the only silver lining here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323349

Somebody call the whaaambulance, now!

It seems that every day is April Fools’ Day for the resident GLP doom "prophets" AKA inane attention whores; I don’t remember even a single accurate prophecy out of few dozen made each day (vague allusions without specific date and location of predictable events don’t count in)

Why shouldn’t be the rest of us - let’s say approximately levelheaded ones - allowed to join in the fun for at least one day per year?

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It is or it isn't a joke anymore?
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04/01/2011 08:08 AM
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OP's been a member for 12 days and making demands.whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1078104


you're just jealous you hadn't the balls!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323315


The OP doesn't have balls.

You don't need balls to be a douche.
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04/01/2011 08:08 AM
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Re: APRIL FOOLS JOKES? Moderators: Mandatory 48 hr Ban on ASSWIPES that JOKE Today
Well, it's my birthday today! Therefore your thread FAILS! People get some good laughs today! We all need it, more humour = less stress!

afro
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04/01/2011 08:09 AM
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Re: APRIL FOOLS JOKES? Moderators: Mandatory 48 hr Ban on ASSWIPES that JOKE Today
OP's been a member for 12 days and making demands.whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1078104


you're just jealous you hadn't the balls!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323315


The OP doesn't have balls.

You don't need balls to be a douche.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1185372


you have balls. i like balls.
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04/01/2011 08:13 AM
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Re: APRIL FOOLS JOKES? Moderators: Mandatory 48 hr Ban on ASSWIPES that JOKE Today
For you juvenile asswipes that think it is funny to pull April Fools Day Jokes in this day and age, you need to GROW THE FUCK UP.

You have every opportunity to play jokes on those around you in your life. Leave GLP out of it.

This site has evolved to the point where people are accessing it to obtain real time information, not to WASTE what precious few fucking hours/days/months whatever, on clicking through to some little bitch singing or Detroit rioting with bombs when it is NOT happening.

Fucking grow up.

Moderators: I know the traffic is high, but please make a concerted effort to cull the jokester herd.
 Quoting: oldenough


I have just banned you and locked your account permanently.




























April Fools.
 Quoting: D. Bunker


neener2