Puking Cat is the best alarm clock ever?

Euthanize that piece of shit.

Pissing young dog also is a good one.

Can totally relate to this, being a two cat family. And why oh why do they always do it in a doorway, so if unaware you get it all sqeelching through your toes....

Little bastards...

RADIATION POISONING... YOUR CAT IS YOUR CANARY FOR FUKUSHIMA NUCLEAR FALLOUT -- AND YOU ARE NEXT.

Probably the same reason my dog who tends to get car sick use to puke either on my parking break so it ran into areas I could not reach, or on a bracket where the back seat is bolted so it runs down beneath the carpet.

Ah crap, and it was some blades of grass that he ate yesterday to. I hope oxyclean will destroy that radiation splotch in the carpet before i step on it barefoot.

Things that go Hornk in the night...

What's better is not hearing it and then stepping in it barefoot in the middle of the night...

Mine learned a new trick to wake me up in the morning for his food.....he usually sits on the nightstand and pokes and slaps at by face until I get up.....now that I pull the blanket over my head, he climbs to the top of the headboard and jumps on my head....he been waking me up early cuz kittehs don't understand daylight savings.....

My cats are serial pukers. I have four, they go in order, one on Monday, one on Tuesday, etc... ugh.

I honestly believe that cats can puke on demand, and do so happily when we piss them off. They really are little bastards!!!

It's that weird old fashioned oilcan sound they make.

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Nah...try a baby that cries 10+ times a night for nothing at all....chinese water torture has nothing on that.

Hence, the cat. Keep up the good fight! Think i'm going to pass on children.

They are doing it on purpose! I caught my cat sticking his paw down his throat!

Try having a long haired Persian cat...they puke hairballs daily...I hate cats

Babies should sleep in a room with their parents until they're about 2 old (i.e., old enough to notice sex). It's cruel to leave such a young creature alone and helpless in the dark. NO species leaves their babies to sleep alone except humans. Babies need the comfort and reassuring presence of Mommy or Daddy until they're old enough to start exploring on their own. I think a lot of people's problems later in life stem from being ignored and left alone to cry themselves to sleep in the dark by their parents.

Sometimes they do do it on purpose. For instance my cat hates when I give her healthy gourmet cat food, and only likes the supermarket brands like fancy feast (which is the equivalent of chef boyardee).

Last night she puked up the health food right in front of me. So the next morning I gave her the crap supermarket brand. I guess she won.

Totally...no kidding. Luckily mine doesnt puke as much anymore.

When my cat gets mad at me the little bastard shits in my shoe.

Exactly! Mine gets unlimited Purina dry food along with regular feedings of wet/canned food. It used to be all dry but he got bladder stones years ago so had to vary his diet a bit. Anyway, if he really wants more gravy covered turkey and cheese, he'll overload on the dry then puke in front of me, leaving little compressed logs of compressed dry pellets.

He is the master of manipulation!!