Favorite genital nicknames

Pink taco!

squish mitten???

Roast Beef Curtains!

sausage wallet

cunt

Mr. Happy

the Choker

One-eyed Wonder Worm

Tuna-boat door

twigs and berries

Bad
Mother
Fucker

I like Mr.Winkleberries

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile

Itchy and Scratchy

Quim
Smoo

bologna pony
bearded clam
pork sword
sideway's sloppy joe

cheeseburger

scrotum pole

The 5th pocket

Mr. Penis

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle


Fromo the Bloodhound Gang

Steve

Nelson's Column

Fur Burger

Clunge

Love Pocket

Ladies Purse

Pork Sword

Meat Cleaver

Coin Purse
Vertical Smile
Love Canal
Fish Taco
Cooter
Snatch
Bearded Clam
Whisker Box
Lobster Pot
Tampon Socket
Front Bum
Lower Lips
Wishing Well
C*m Dumpster
Slit
Poon
Hatchet wound
Nookie
Love Box
Finger Hut
Meat Wallet
Honey Pot
Gates of Heaven
Stench Trench
Muff..

and now the men...


1. Pennis the Menace
2. The Ramburglar
3. The Giving Tree
4. Wrinklebeast
5. Acorn Andy
6. Johnny Come Early
7. Third Arm of Justice
8. The Zipper Ripper
9. Everybody Loves the Nubbin
10. Lance Wyoming
11. Gertrude Frankenstein
12. Twinkie
13. The Exxon Valdenis
14. Tony the Hustler
15. The Littlest Traffic Cop
16. Abdullah (the Tent Maker)
17. Donald Pump
18. Admiral James T. Cock
19. President Johnson
20. Kaptain Kielbasa
21. Old Drizzly
22. Federal Love Project
23. Chief of Staff
24. Pope John Pole III
25. Thor's Hammer
26. King Leer
27. Schtuppopolis
28. The Molten Mushroom
29. The Powerprawn
30. Scepter of Sordidness
31. Horseman of the Ahumpalypse
32. Regurgitator of Rejuvenation
33. E.T.'s Stinkfinger
34. Niagara Balls
35. Meat Maelstrom
36. Trembling Torpedo
37. King Ohyeah
38. Buster McThunderstick
39. Madeleine Albright
40. The Viscount of Veins
41. The New York Post
42. Winnie the Cock
43. The Sixth Beatle
44. The True Cross
45. The Fleshy Winnebago
46. The Squinty Blowpop
47. The Slim Reaper
48. Jack Kerouwacker
49. The Naughtiest Cardinal
50. Master's Pincushion

Mr. Stink Log

Mrs. Stench Trench

Her = sushi
Him = Gargamel