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I FINALLY FOUND THE TRUE JESUS..I AM SAVED AT LAST!!!..THANK YOU CHRISTIANS OF GLP!!!

 
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I FINALLY FOUND THE TRUE JESUS..I AM SAVED AT LAST!!!..THANK YOU CHRISTIANS OF GLP!!!
I finally found JESUS.

I have been reading the threads here and a deep comvition of sin and hell came over me...I repented because I KNOW now Jesus IS real and about to return..

I ONLY JUST MADE IT IN!!

I am SO glad we have Jesus and you now have a NEW SISTER IN CHRIST!

I am SO relived..we will ALL go to heaven and REIGHT with Jesus 1000 years!!!!

IMagine what would have happenned had WE NOT repented??

We would have instead spent BILLIONS of years MULTIPLIED by INFINITY watching the skin PEEL from our FLESH..OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER...and having spiked worms crawling up our anuses and in through our mouths..and having demons poking spears into our eyes and showing us into PITS of lava OVER and OVER and OVER with NO HOPE!!!

God is so AWESOME to arrange such a JUST and AGONIZING TORTURE for all those who REFUSE to REPENT!!..and I am SO glad I did.

Can you imagine the ANGER and WRATH of GOD as he rubbed his hands together in GLEE as the VERY FIRST SINNER toppled into HELL because they didnt know JESUS??..I know I do now. Those sinner DESERVE HELL because they just REFUSE to submit to JESUS..PLUS they always mock GOD. ETERNAL DEATH to them. I am SO glad I am not one of THOSE anymore..the LOVE of GOD flows through me now.

WOW what a sight that must have been when God first opened hell up for business. The first screams of GODS JUSTICE echoed through the vast caverns of HELL..as the demons stood READY to TORMENT all those Who went there under GODS ORDERS and happily and greedily tore the FIRS sinner INTO PEICES. I bet it was CAIN..the first MURDERER!!

Wow..id really HATE to be a filthy sinner NOW. Its a good thing I repented or I would be having my skin peeled off right about now.

What an AWESOME GOD!!

His TORTURE ENDURES FOREVER!!!!....and LET THE EVIL ONES OF SATAN WRITHE IN GODS HOLY AGONY FOREVER!!!

SOON we will be RAPTURED and ALL THESE WHO DARED TO CURSE OR EVEN DISAGREE WITH US OR GOD ARE GOING TO DIE HORRIBLY IN A VAST SATANIC TRIBULATION...and then be HORRENDOUSLY TORTURED FOREVER..by their OWN CHOICE!!

HOW STUPID is THAT..being given a choice to LOVE GOD>.or be BURNT TO DEATH FOREVER WITHOUT ACTUALLY DYING!

I just cant fathom how people CANT see the LOVE of GOD in all this.

IT BOGGLES THE MIND//HE DIED so he would NOT HAVE to let us be TORTURED in the AWESOME HELL HE CREATED!!

THANK GOD AND JESUS I AM SAVED!!!

hf
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I finally found JESUS.

I have been reading the threads here and a deep comvition of sin and hell came over me...I repented because I KNOW now Jesus IS real and about to return..

I ONLY JUST MADE IT IN!!

I am SO glad we have Jesus and you now have a NEW SISTER IN CHRIST!

I am SO relived..we will ALL go to heaven and REIGHT with Jesus 1000 years!!!!

IMagine what would have happenned had WE NOT repented??

We would have instead spent BILLIONS of years MULTIPLIED by INFINITY watching the skin PEEL from our FLESH..OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER...and having spiked worms crawling up our anuses and in through our mouths..and having demons poking spears into our eyes and showing us into PITS of lava OVER and OVER and OVER with NO HOPE!!!

God is so AWESOME to arrange such a JUST and AGONIZING TORTURE for all those who REFUSE to REPENT!!..and I am SO glad I did.

Can you imagine the ANGER and WRATH of GOD as he rubbed his hands together in GLEE as the VERY FIRST SINNER toppled into HELL because they didnt know JESUS??..I know I do now. Those sinner DESERVE HELL because they just REFUSE to submit to JESUS..PLUS they always mock GOD. ETERNAL DEATH to them. I am SO glad I am not one of THOSE anymore..the LOVE of GOD flows through me now.

WOW what a sight that must have been when God first opened hell up for business. The first screams of GODS JUSTICE echoed through the vast caverns of HELL..as the demons stood READY to TORMENT all those Who went there under GODS ORDERS and happily and greedily tore the FIRS sinner INTO PEICES. I bet it was CAIN..the first MURDERER!!

Wow..id really HATE to be a filthy sinner NOW. Its a good thing I repented or I would be having my skin peeled off right about now.

What an AWESOME GOD!!

His TORTURE ENDURES FOREVER!!!!....and LET THE EVIL ONES OF SATAN WRITHE IN GODS HOLY AGONY FOREVER!!!

SOON we will be RAPTURED and ALL THESE WHO DARED TO CURSE OR EVEN DISAGREE WITH US OR GOD ARE GOING TO DIE HORRIBLY IN A VAST SATANIC TRIBULATION...and then be HORRENDOUSLY TORTURED FOREVER..by their OWN CHOICE!!

HOW STUPID is THAT..being given a choice to LOVE GOD>.or be BURNT TO DEATH FOREVER WITHOUT ACTUALLY DYING!

I just cant fathom how people CANT see the LOVE of GOD in all this.

IT BOGGLES THE MIND//HE DIED so he would NOT HAVE to let us be TORTURED in the AWESOME HELL HE CREATED!!

THANK GOD AND JESUS I AM SAVED!!!

hf
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God bless you :)
It isn't often for a GLPer to come to Christ, thank you!
Whom have I in heaven but you? And earth has nothing


"I desire besides you.
My flesh and my heart may fail,
but God is the strength of my heart
and my portion forever."
Psalm 73:25,26 (NIV)
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good onya mate!
now you can go back and sin in peace!
all is good
all is forgiven
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I finally found JESUS.

I have been reading the threads here and a deep comvition of sin and hell came over me...I repented because I KNOW now Jesus IS real and about to return..

I ONLY JUST MADE IT IN!!

I am SO glad we have Jesus and you now have a NEW SISTER IN CHRIST!

I am SO relived..we will ALL go to heaven and REIGHT with Jesus 1000 years!!!!

IMagine what would have happenned had WE NOT repented??

We would have instead spent BILLIONS of years MULTIPLIED by INFINITY watching the skin PEEL from our FLESH..OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER...and having spiked worms crawling up our anuses and in through our mouths..and having demons poking spears into our eyes and showing us into PITS of lava OVER and OVER and OVER with NO HOPE!!!

God is so AWESOME to arrange such a JUST and AGONIZING TORTURE for all those who REFUSE to REPENT!!..and I am SO glad I did.

Can you imagine the ANGER and WRATH of GOD as he rubbed his hands together in GLEE as the VERY FIRST SINNER toppled into HELL because they didnt know JESUS??..I know I do now. Those sinner DESERVE HELL because they just REFUSE to submit to JESUS..PLUS they always mock GOD. ETERNAL DEATH to them. I am SO glad I am not one of THOSE anymore..the LOVE of GOD flows through me now.

WOW what a sight that must have been when God first opened hell up for business. The first screams of GODS JUSTICE echoed through the vast caverns of HELL..as the demons stood READY to TORMENT all those Who went there under GODS ORDERS and happily and greedily tore the FIRS sinner INTO PEICES. I bet it was CAIN..the first MURDERER!!

Wow..id really HATE to be a filthy sinner NOW. Its a good thing I repented or I would be having my skin peeled off right about now.

What an AWESOME GOD!!

His TORTURE ENDURES FOREVER!!!!....and LET THE EVIL ONES OF SATAN WRITHE IN GODS HOLY AGONY FOREVER!!!

SOON we will be RAPTURED and ALL THESE WHO DARED TO CURSE OR EVEN DISAGREE WITH US OR GOD ARE GOING TO DIE HORRIBLY IN A VAST SATANIC TRIBULATION...and then be HORRENDOUSLY TORTURED FOREVER..by their OWN CHOICE!!

HOW STUPID is THAT..being given a choice to LOVE GOD>.or be BURNT TO DEATH FOREVER WITHOUT ACTUALLY DYING!

I just cant fathom how people CANT see the LOVE of GOD in all this.

IT BOGGLES THE MIND//HE DIED so he would NOT HAVE to let us be TORTURED in the AWESOME HELL HE CREATED!!

THANK GOD AND JESUS I AM SAVED!!!

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324487



God bless you :)
It isn't often for a GLPer to come to Christ, thank you!
Whom have I in heaven but you? And earth has nothing


"I desire besides you.
My flesh and my heart may fail,
but God is the strength of my heart
and my portion forever."
Psalm 73:25,26 (NIV)
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hftounge

SAVED FROM BURNING IN HELL WITH THE REST OF MANKIND!!!

SAVED AT LAST!!!

NO ETRNAL TORTURE FOR ME!!!

So GLAD I am going to be raptured with you all and not have to suffer for Jesus sake because HE does not want us to be hurt.
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good onya mate!
now you can go back and sin in peace!
all is good
all is forgiven
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How sad these people can't see their own Divinity!! Instead, they choose to give their own power away to a fictitious entity. Oh well, I'm sure more are waking up than falling asleep.
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April Fools?
Ayatollah Khomeini:
“Islam makes it incumbent on all adult males, provided they are not disabled and incapacitated, to prepare themselves for the conquest of [other] countries so that the writ of Islam is obeyed in every country in the world. But those who study Islamic Holy War will understand why Islam wants to conquer the whole world…. Those who know nothing of Islam pretend that Islam counsels against war. Those [who say this] are witless. Islam says: Kill all the unbelievers just as they would kill you all! Does this mean that Muslims should sit back until they are devoured by [the unbelievers]? Islam says: Kill them [the non-Muslims], put them to the sword and scatter [their armies]. Does this mean sitting back until [non-Muslims] overcome us? Islam says: Kill in the service of Allah those who may want to kill you! Does this mean that we should surrender to the enemy? Islam says: Whatever good there is exists thanks to the sword and in the shadow of the sword! People cannot be made obedient except with the sword! The sword is the key to Paradise, which can be opened only for Holy Warriors! There are hundreds of other [Koranic] verses and Hadiths [sayings of the Prophet] urging Muslims to value war and to fight. Does all that mean that Islam is a religion that prevents men from waging war? I spit upon those foolish souls who make such a claim.”
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April Fools?
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raptorjesus
“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go!

Make a regular practice of Miswak for verily it is the purification for the mouth and a means of the pleasure of the Lord. Wait! What?? Islam the oral jihads handbook pg 12.
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April Fools?
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Nah, just don't wanna come to the Father.
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April Fools?
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THE ONLY April FOOLS are those who REFUSE to REPENT!!!

For you will SURLY BURN!!

Jesus is JUST about to come back and BURN UP THE WICKED!!!

And you shall be TORTURED FOREVER with NO HOPE in the SATANIC FLAMES OF HELL that GOD created JUST FOR FOOLS WHO WONT REPENT!
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Your SARCASM doesn't fool me.
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fuck off your not accepted.. you can deceive the people but your only lying to yourself.. you think you have a say where your going to end up? arrogant lil whore you are.. god knows exactly what lies inside you and you cannot escape the judgment that is upon you.. lol.. loser
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I finally found JESUS.

I have been reading the threads here and a deep comvition of sin and hell came over me...I repented because I KNOW now Jesus IS real and about to return..

I ONLY JUST MADE IT IN!!

I am SO glad we have Jesus and you now have a NEW SISTER IN CHRIST!

I am SO relived..we will ALL go to heaven and REIGHT with Jesus 1000 years!!!!

IMagine what would have happenned had WE NOT repented??

We would have instead spent BILLIONS of years MULTIPLIED by INFINITY watching the skin PEEL from our FLESH..OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER...and having spiked worms crawling up our anuses and in through our mouths..and having demons poking spears into our eyes and showing us into PITS of lava OVER and OVER and OVER with NO HOPE!!!

God is so AWESOME to arrange such a JUST and AGONIZING TORTURE for all those who REFUSE to REPENT!!..and I am SO glad I did.

Can you imagine the ANGER and WRATH of GOD as he rubbed his hands together in GLEE as the VERY FIRST SINNER toppled into HELL because they didnt know JESUS??..I know I do now. Those sinner DESERVE HELL because they just REFUSE to submit to JESUS..PLUS they always mock GOD. ETERNAL DEATH to them. I am SO glad I am not one of THOSE anymore..the LOVE of GOD flows through me now.

WOW what a sight that must have been when God first opened hell up for business. The first screams of GODS JUSTICE echoed through the vast caverns of HELL..as the demons stood READY to TORMENT all those Who went there under GODS ORDERS and happily and greedily tore the FIRS sinner INTO PEICES. I bet it was CAIN..the first MURDERER!!

Wow..id really HATE to be a filthy sinner NOW. Its a good thing I repented or I would be having my skin peeled off right about now.

What an AWESOME GOD!!

His TORTURE ENDURES FOREVER!!!!....and LET THE EVIL ONES OF SATAN WRITHE IN GODS HOLY AGONY FOREVER!!!

SOON we will be RAPTURED and ALL THESE WHO DARED TO CURSE OR EVEN DISAGREE WITH US OR GOD ARE GOING TO DIE HORRIBLY IN A VAST SATANIC TRIBULATION...and then be HORRENDOUSLY TORTURED FOREVER..by their OWN CHOICE!!

HOW STUPID is THAT..being given a choice to LOVE GOD>.or be BURNT TO DEATH FOREVER WITHOUT ACTUALLY DYING!

I just cant fathom how people CANT see the LOVE of GOD in all this.

IT BOGGLES THE MIND//HE DIED so he would NOT HAVE to let us be TORTURED in the AWESOME HELL HE CREATED!!

THANK GOD AND JESUS I AM SAVED!!!

hf
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God bless you :)
It isn't often for a GLPer to come to Christ, thank you!
Whom have I in heaven but you? And earth has nothing


"I desire besides you.
My flesh and my heart may fail,
but God is the strength of my heart
and my portion forever."
Psalm 73:25,26 (NIV)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324489

Heh, quite revealing.
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God bless you :)
It isn't often for a GLPer to come to Christ, thank you!
Whom have I in heaven but you? And earth has nothing


"I desire besides you.
My flesh and my heart may fail,
but God is the strength of my heart
and my portion forever."
Psalm 73:25,26 (NIV)
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Are you really that stupid???

He/she is MOCKING your nonsense religion!
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Knock Knock Knock.
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...a deep conviction of sin...
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That's where it starts for anyone in order to be able to enter the Kingdom. Lose your life to save it.

Stay strong and keep your sight focused on Jesus!
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God bless you :)
It isn't often for a GLPer to come to Christ, thank you!
Whom have I in heaven but you? And earth has nothing


"I desire besides you.
My flesh and my heart may fail,
but God is the strength of my heart
and my portion forever."
Psalm 73:25,26 (NIV)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324489


Are you really that stupid???

He/she is MOCKING your nonsense religion!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324456





I was NOT mocking.

I just believe what THEY believe now and am NOT afraid to SHOW IT.

I am NOT ashamed of the gospel of CHRIST!!

SO REPENT OR GOD will THROW you into HELL!!
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If it makes you fell better to believe you're saved then good for you.
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Mocking or be it the truth,
that is not my concern.


The Bible says give the other cheek
but if this is the truth,
then where is there harm in praising a lost soul?
That they may feel the love of Christ.




But if she is truly a sister in Christ,
then where is there harm to praise her and encourage her,
of Jesus Christ, my/our savior.
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Are there any other doctrines you would like to chat about OP?


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hftounge

SAVED FROM BURNING IN HELL WITH THE REST OF MANKIND!!!

SAVED AT LAST!!!

NO ETRNAL TORTURE FOR ME!!!

So GLAD I am going to be raptured with you all and not have to suffer for Jesus sake because HE does not want us to be hurt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324487


If you have truly accepted Jesus Christ as your Savior and King then glory be to God! Hallelujah!


However, I would advise you on the fact that an eternally burning hell is not a belief that is found in the Bible. This is a sick human invention to instill fear into the hearts and minds of men.

The second death is just that, a final death from which there is no return. The wicked will be cast into the lake of fire and will be burnt up once and for all.

"And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death." Revelation 20:14

It is not in the loving and merciful character of God to have millions of human beings burn forever in a lake of burning fire.

"Say unto them, As I live, saith the Lord GOD, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked; but that the wicked turn from his way and live: turn ye, turn ye from your evil ways; for why will ye die, O house of Israel?" Ezekiel 33:11


The secret rapture is also not a concept found in the Bible. We are all going THROUGH the tribulation. This has always been the case with God's people throughout history. God never saved them out of tribulation and persecution, but THROUGH it; whether it be the three Hebrews in Daniel 3 or the early Christians in the time of Nero.

May God bless you and keep you as you begin your walk with Him. Commune with Him in sincere pray and diligently study the Word of God that you may find strength unto your soul.
The Truth About Thread: The FINAL EVENTS Of Bible Prophecy

"We here are of the conviction that the papacy is the seat of the true and real Antichrist." - Martin Luther (Aug. 18, 1520)

"While God has given ample evidence for faith, He will never remove all excuse for unbelief. All who look for hooks to hang their doubts upon will find them. And those who refuse to accept and obey God's Word until every objection has been removed, and there is no longer an opportunity for doubt, will never come to the light" (The Great Controversy, p. 527).

"Jesus did not come to change the law, but he came to explain it, and that very fact shows that it remains, for there is no need to explain that which is abrogated." - Charles Spurgeon

"Jesuit Adam Weishaupt established the modern version of the Illuminati specifically to be a front organization behind which the Jesuits could hide. After being formally abolished by Pope Clement XIV in 1773, the Jesuits used the Illuminati and other organizations to carry out their operations. Thus, the front organizations would be blamed for the trouble caused by the Jesuits."
Bill Hughes (Author of The Secret Terrorists and The Enemy Unmasked)
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OP, too much TXgirl's threads lately !!??
Careful , you could end hating and bashing all other religions !!
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FFS.... It's classic SATIRE!!!

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hftounge

SAVED FROM BURNING IN HELL WITH THE REST OF MANKIND!!!

SAVED AT LAST!!!

NO ETRNAL TORTURE FOR ME!!!

So GLAD I am going to be raptured with you all and not have to suffer for Jesus sake because HE does not want us to be hurt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324487


If you have truly accepted Jesus Christ as your Savior and King then glory be to God! Hallelujah!


However, I would advise you on the fact that an eternally burning hell is not a belief that is found in the Bible. This is a sick human invention to instill fear into the hearts and minds of men.

The second death is just that, a final death from which there is no return. The wicked will be cast into the lake of fire and will be burnt up once and for all.

"And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death." Revelation 20:14

It is not in the loving and merciful character of God to have millions of human beings burn forever in a lake of burning fire.

"Say unto them, As I live, saith the Lord GOD, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked; but that the wicked turn from his way and live: turn ye, turn ye from your evil ways; for why will ye die, O house of Israel?" Ezekiel 33:11


The secret rapture is also not a concept found in the Bible. We are all going THROUGH the tribulation. This has always been the case with God's people throughout history. God never saved them out of tribulation and persecution, but THROUGH it; whether it be the three Hebrews in Daniel 3 or the early Christians in the time of Nero.

May God bless you and keep you as you begin your walk with Him. Commune with Him in sincere pray and diligently study the Word of God that you may find strength unto your soul.
 Quoting: A Voice In The Wilderness


There IS a Hell. God MUST torture the evil ones FOREVER!

It says the smoke of their torment rises forever.

God created HELL for satan and sinners but mostly for the sinners.

He made sure it was as horrifying as possible so mankind would LEARN his LESSON for beinf BORN IN SIN and REJECTING JESUS!!

Show me in the bible where he says there is NO hell??

And the pastor said there was hell to and its in all those vids and books.

Ive seen that 23 minutes in hell and its REAL and all the EVIL ones will BURN like I would have if I didnt find Jesus.

YOu must REPENT of your satanic BLASPHEMY in denying there is no hell or you too will BURN THERE FOREVER!!!

PRAISE JESUS!

hf

I am SO full of the Holy sprit I am actually DRUNK!!

WOW
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Re: I FINALLY FOUND THE TRUE JESUS..I AM SAVED AT LAST!!!..THANK YOU CHRISTIANS OF GLP!!!
Mocking or be it the truth,
that is not my concern.


The Bible says give the other cheek
but if this is the truth,
then where is there harm in praising a lost soul?
That they may feel the love of Christ.




But if she is truly a sister in Christ,
then where is there harm to praise her and encourage her,
of Jesus Christ, my/our savior.
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I bet I could call you every name in the dirty book!!!

And, you would still insist, I love you...

Funny, funny people!!!
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04/01/2011 11:22 PM
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God bless you :)
It isn't often for a GLPer to come to Christ, thank you!
Whom have I in heaven but you? And earth has nothing


"I desire besides you.
My flesh and my heart may fail,
but God is the strength of my heart
and my portion forever."
Psalm 73:25,26 (NIV)
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Are you really that stupid???

He/she is MOCKING your nonsense religion!
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I was NOT mocking.

I just believe what THEY believe now and am NOT afraid to SHOW IT.

I am NOT ashamed of the gospel of CHRIST!!

SO REPENT OR GOD will THROW you into HELL!!
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Correction: You "throw YOURSELF into HELL" through your rejection of His Son. He Loves you and wants NONE to perish! That is why He provided for your salvation FROM HELL!

You send yourself there by rejecting the love and sacrifice of His Only Son!...and He will NOT be mocked.

We will be held to account for every word thought and deed. Tread carefully, OP.
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04/01/2011 11:22 PM
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Re: I FINALLY FOUND THE TRUE JESUS..I AM SAVED AT LAST!!!..THANK YOU CHRISTIANS OF GLP!!!
OP, too much TXgirl's threads lately !!??
Careful , you could end hating and bashing all other religions !!
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All other religions are OF THE DEVIL and whoever FOLLOWS them will be TORTURED IN THE FIRE FOREVER AND EVER!!

REPENT AND BOW TO JESUS OR BE TORTURED FOREVER!!

PRAISE JESUS!!

Let his LOVE FILL your heart!

hf
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04/01/2011 11:22 PM
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Re: I FINALLY FOUND THE TRUE JESUS..I AM SAVED AT LAST!!!..THANK YOU CHRISTIANS OF GLP!!!
I was NOT mocking.

I just believe what THEY believe now and am NOT afraid to SHOW IT.

I am NOT ashamed of the gospel of CHRIST!!

SO REPENT OR GOD will THROW you into HELL!!
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"They" believe....Hummm.

You "may" be newly saved but your theology needs work.
"Repent" is just part.
"Torture" is actually a self induced punishment where you chose hell.
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04/01/2011 11:23 PM
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Re: I FINALLY FOUND THE TRUE JESUS..I AM SAVED AT LAST!!!..THANK YOU CHRISTIANS OF GLP!!!
um u r only half way there buddy u gotta get down with the new jerusalem calender,t shirts,mugs and bobble heads.......

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