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My Advenuture with a Christian Car Salesman

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2009 11:18 AM
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I thought christians and car salesman were the same damn things.
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07/11/2009 11:22 AM
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Fuck christians.

They're fucking useless.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 711306




Very soon it will be a Christian who decides whether you live or die, let's see how "useless" you think that they are then.
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07/11/2009 11:25 AM
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Fuck christians.

They're fucking useless.




Very soon it will be a Christian who decides whether you live or die, let's see how "useless" you think that they are then.
 Quoting: wingedlion/whiterider 723428



Sarah palin 2012 ?
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07/11/2009 11:26 AM
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Fuck christians.

They're fucking useless.




Very soon it will be a Christian who decides whether you live or die, let's see how "useless" you think that they are then.
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Ah yes, theres nothing more effective then using FEAR to get others to believe in the lies of religions.

GOOD JOB !
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Hehehehehehehehehehe! That is a GREAT! story OP.

Hehehehehehehe. Made me chuckle. Thanks.
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07/11/2009 12:03 PM
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You never know when you may need that Bible. My aunt was a new-ager until she was diagnosed with stage 4 breast cancer. The stones and wilderness just were not cutting it for her soul, her peace, while facing death. She is by no means an evangilist, just has a real relationship with God who has given her peace. She knows where she is going when she leaves here - what a great thing to look forward to. When you look at the beauty of Earth, just imagine how much better God created Heaven to be...I think that is a great promise for us!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 597166

Your Aunt has no real clue where she is going or what is going to happen when she dies, she's just willing to believe anything EXCEPT that she doesn't have to die from this... I bet she's let them pump her full of toxins too(run from the cure)...but that's okay right... because she's heaven bound and peaceful about her fate.
What a crock... she's just convinced herself that this true, why not spend that energy on healing herself... oh, wait... christians don't preach that do they... no, they preach it's their god's will that she suffer and then die. Nice god!

And you are so glad she's so peaceful and accepting of the lies. ever think you might have to answer for her fate too? Think about it...
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07/11/2009 12:12 PM
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it´s good satanists aren´t such a pain in the ass.
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07/11/2009 12:28 PM
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Is Colorado really being taken over by jesus freaks?
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Gosh, would it be too much to ask? If you leave your address, we'll send a truck for you!
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07/11/2009 12:34 PM
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Fuck christians.

They're fucking useless.




Very soon it will be a Christian who decides whether you live or die, let's see how "useless" you think that they are then.
 Quoting: wingedlion/whiterider 723428


lol...scheming

Forget trying to talk to the fucking idiot. He's thinks he's a genius but he's barely able to grasp pushing the little keys to make a vile message that he hopes will offend someone....anyone. This is your modern libtard in action. chuckle
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07/11/2009 12:38 PM
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Fuck christians.

They're fucking useless.




Very soon it will be a Christian who decides whether you live or die, let's see how "useless" you think that they are then.
 Quoting: wingedlion/whiterider 723428



Yor post conveys such love, morals and forgiveness.

let me guesS

YOU CLAIM TO BE A RELIGIOUS CHRISTER !!!
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07/11/2009 12:39 PM
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but neither can the bible, it's been re-written and edited so many times for personal gains to control people. the catholic church is a HUGE culprit for that. mary mag was not a prostitute for example...
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duh...wrong again, shit for brains. chuckle
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07/11/2009 02:05 PM
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[link to wyoming.craigslist.org]

you need to be on steroids to buy this!
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07/11/2009 02:13 PM
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Maybe you can sell the New Testament for even a better deal on your car.
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07/11/2009 02:15 PM
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Is Colorado really being taken over by jesus freaks?
 Quoting: Pheenix11

No.
Mexicans.
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So, hubby and I had to buy a new (used) car. We live high up in the Colorado Mountains, having just moved here from Colorado Springs, thinking we would escape the radical, brainwashed Christians who have taken over the city and live out our lives in relative peace. There is a small car dealership here, and we didn´t want to drive down to Colo springs and endure high pressure salesmen. We had the car picked out, only needing to test drive it, which we did. We dickered the car down a few hundred bucks and go inside to do the paperwork. There was an autographed photo of Bush and Stepford wife, a bookcase full of Christian books, a very large crucifix behind the dealer´s wife´s desk. The wife had that vacant Stepford look, something about her didn´t sit well with me. I nudged hubby, calling his attention to the Christian surroundings. We were both thinking, "Oh, no, she is going to try to convert us." Just before we sign the final paperwork, she asks if we are "Christians." Hubby isn´t as patient as me. He blurts out "NO". She lost her Stepford look and assumed a cold, dead stare. She quickly finished up, gave us the keys, etc., and we leave. I was embarrassed by hubby´s response, but also totally miffed that our religious status had anything to do with their selling us a car. I get into the new/used car to drive it home, open up the glove box, and there it was...a copy of the New Testament - which hadn´t been there when we had test driven it an hour earlier....

I guess there is no escape.
 Quoting: Heathen Car Buyer 0



Hi there,

I grew up in Colorado Springs too from a very early age... didn't even know what this 'conservative' thing was until much later in adult life and after living in other areas of the US.

I do recall that in my youth, that city did seem like a 'live and let live' sort of place. Much later it seemed to become a concentration of military/religious/housing developer place to be... perhaps i was just ignorant to it all, never noticed, or oblivious to it all (perhaps still ignorant).

Some of the changes that felt a little weird to me were the 'huge' New Life Church which is north of the Springs... the big financial and influence aspect of that church (reminds me of Absolute Truth Ministries ATM)... and also the recent city park near the Drake power plant in downtown, which now has two huge obelisks there now pointing up in the sky. It just seemed odd and out of place.

I'm not bashing Christians or Christianity here, like I said grew up there most of my life, but the place certainly has gotten different from what I remember... there was also a sense of less tolerance, or moving towards intolerance as well.

Just some funky perspective from a fella who lived there.
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07/11/2009 03:34 PM
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Re: My Advenuture with a Christian Car Salesman
The pews in churches across the country sizzle every Sunday when these so called "christians" park their butts in them.
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07/11/2009 04:10 PM
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May God bless your recent purchase OP.
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How come your god character HAS NEVER IN SIX THOUSAND YEARS SHOWN UP IN PERSON FOR ALL TO SEE???????????????

Thousands and thousands of years have passed. Your siko cult god hasnt even had one single minute to appear on earth in response to your brainless slobbering prayers.

A real god could take twenty seconds or teent yminuted of twenty hours every day to appear an admisnter to you lame brained minkfuked cultist,

But your prik god wont even wave his little finger and heal all the sick and dying christurds in hospitals world wide.

Your douche bago fuko god guy hasnt EVER done a single appearance of all to see.

These FACTS prove that if you have a REAL god, he doesnt give one drop of piss about you any of you zombified christurds

or
your kok gobbler god fugger just isnt there.

There are no other possibilities.

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My car salesman wanted to introduce me to Amway.
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07/13/2009 05:34 PM
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The pews in churches across the country sizzle every Sunday when these so called "christians" park their butts in them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 168100



It's all about the $$.
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07/25/2009 04:50 AM
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Silly Humans. Lets all get along and take a dose and go down the rabbit hole.
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I thought christians and car salesman were the same damn things.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 723444

muaha
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it´s good satanists aren´t such a pain in the ass.
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chuckle
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My car salesman wanted to introduce me to Amway.
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laugh
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My car salesman wanted to introduce me to Amway.



laugh
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Funny stuff. :4:
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Christian car salesmen ask if you are Christian to know if car can run on prayer energy before it breaks down under warrantee, thing that happens fast as hell if you are atheist.

lmao lol
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I thought christians and car salesman were the same damn things.
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That was pretty funny.
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07/08/2010 07:42 AM
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Fuck christians.

They're fucking useless.




Very soon it will be a Christian who decides whether you live or die, let's see how "useless" you think that they are then.
 Quoting: wingedlion/whiterider 723428


The Lord rebuke you.

No Christian condemns his brother or sister.
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This isn't about Christianity, is it?

It's about the zombification via a well known brainwashing methodology: 'religion'.

We'd soon see how 'christian' these people are if you had to take the vehicle back for, say, a fault.

This zombification uses any and every 'religion' and belief system.

You're right to be concerned by it OP.
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Re: My Advenuture with a Christian Car Salesman
So, hubby and I had to buy a new (used) car. We live high up in the Colorado Mountains, having just moved here from Colorado Springs, thinking we would escape the radical, brainwashed Christians who have taken over the city and live out our lives in relative peace. There is a small car dealership here, and we didn´t want to drive down to Colo springs and endure high pressure salesmen. We had the car picked out, only needing to test drive it, which we did. We dickered the car down a few hundred bucks and go inside to do the paperwork. There was an autographed photo of Bush and Stepford wife, a bookcase full of Christian books, a very large crucifix behind the dealer´s wife´s desk. The wife had that vacant Stepford look, something about her didn´t sit well with me. I nudged hubby, calling his attention to the Christian surroundings. We were both thinking, "Oh, no, she is going to try to convert us." Just before we sign the final paperwork, she asks if we are "Christians." Hubby isn´t as patient as me. He blurts out "NO". She lost her Stepford look and assumed a cold, dead stare. She quickly finished up, gave us the keys, etc., and we leave. I was embarrassed by hubby´s response, but also totally miffed that our religious status had anything to do with their selling us a car. I get into the new/used car to drive it home, open up the glove box, and there it was...a copy of the New Testament - which hadn´t been there when we had test driven it an hour earlier....

I guess there is no escape.
 Quoting: Heathen Car Buyer 0

that was a beautiful story
God bless you hf
hope your car is running well hf
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Had some Jehovah's Witnesses come around last thursday, I explained my beliefs to them pretty clearly - I don't think they will be back. I explained the "no trespassing" sign to them, and my two GS dogs backed it up.
"God sent me to piss the world off"

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