My Advenuture with a Christian Car Salesman

Fuck christians.

They're fucking useless.

Fuck christians.

They're fucking useless.




Very soon it will be a Christian who decides whether you live or die, let's see how "useless" you think that they are then.

Fuck christians.

They're fucking useless.




Very soon it will be a Christian who decides whether you live or die, let's see how "useless" you think that they are then.

You never know when you may need that Bible. My aunt was a new-ager until she was diagnosed with stage 4 breast cancer. The stones and wilderness just were not cutting it for her soul, her peace, while facing death. She is by no means an evangilist, just has a real relationship with God who has given her peace. She knows where she is going when she leaves here - what a great thing to look forward to. When you look at the beauty of Earth, just imagine how much better God created Heaven to be...I think that is a great promise for us!

Is Colorado really being taken over by jesus freaks?

Fuck christians.

They're fucking useless.




Very soon it will be a Christian who decides whether you live or die, let's see how "useless" you think that they are then.

Fuck christians.

They're fucking useless.




Very soon it will be a Christian who decides whether you live or die, let's see how "useless" you think that they are then.

but neither can the bible, it's been re-written and edited so many times for personal gains to control people. the catholic church is a HUGE culprit for that. mary mag was not a prostitute for example...

Is Colorado really being taken over by jesus freaks?

So, hubby and I had to buy a new (used) car. We live high up in the Colorado Mountains, having just moved here from Colorado Springs, thinking we would escape the radical, brainwashed Christians who have taken over the city and live out our lives in relative peace. There is a small car dealership here, and we didn´t want to drive down to Colo springs and endure high pressure salesmen. We had the car picked out, only needing to test drive it, which we did. We dickered the car down a few hundred bucks and go inside to do the paperwork. There was an autographed photo of Bush and Stepford wife, a bookcase full of Christian books, a very large crucifix behind the dealer´s wife´s desk. The wife had that vacant Stepford look, something about her didn´t sit well with me. I nudged hubby, calling his attention to the Christian surroundings. We were both thinking, "Oh, no, she is going to try to convert us." Just before we sign the final paperwork, she asks if we are "Christians." Hubby isn´t as patient as me. He blurts out "NO". She lost her Stepford look and assumed a cold, dead stare. She quickly finished up, gave us the keys, etc., and we leave. I was embarrassed by hubby´s response, but also totally miffed that our religious status had anything to do with their selling us a car. I get into the new/used car to drive it home, open up the glove box, and there it was...a copy of the New Testament - which hadn´t been there when we had test driven it an hour earlier....

I guess there is no escape.

May God bless your recent purchase OP.

The pews in churches across the country sizzle every Sunday when these so called "christians" park their butts in them.

I thought christians and car salesman were the same damn things.

it´s good satanists aren´t such a pain in the ass.

My car salesman wanted to introduce me to Amway.

My car salesman wanted to introduce me to Amway.

I thought christians and car salesman were the same damn things.

Fuck christians.

They're fucking useless.




Very soon it will be a Christian who decides whether you live or die, let's see how "useless" you think that they are then.

So, hubby and I had to buy a new (used) car. We live high up in the Colorado Mountains, having just moved here from Colorado Springs, thinking we would escape the radical, brainwashed Christians who have taken over the city and live out our lives in relative peace. There is a small car dealership here, and we didn´t want to drive down to Colo springs and endure high pressure salesmen. We had the car picked out, only needing to test drive it, which we did. We dickered the car down a few hundred bucks and go inside to do the paperwork. There was an autographed photo of Bush and Stepford wife, a bookcase full of Christian books, a very large crucifix behind the dealer´s wife´s desk. The wife had that vacant Stepford look, something about her didn´t sit well with me. I nudged hubby, calling his attention to the Christian surroundings. We were both thinking, "Oh, no, she is going to try to convert us." Just before we sign the final paperwork, she asks if we are "Christians." Hubby isn´t as patient as me. He blurts out "NO". She lost her Stepford look and assumed a cold, dead stare. She quickly finished up, gave us the keys, etc., and we leave. I was embarrassed by hubby´s response, but also totally miffed that our religious status had anything to do with their selling us a car. I get into the new/used car to drive it home, open up the glove box, and there it was...a copy of the New Testament - which hadn´t been there when we had test driven it an hour earlier....

I guess there is no escape.