My Advenuture with a Christian Car Salesman

I would have left a looooong moment of silence, followed by:

"I came here for a business transaction. I gather that how I answer that question somehow influences the business deal.

Cancel the sale."

I guess there is no escape.

that´ll learn you. in the springs you also have to pray to the christian god before playing a football game at the air force academy... shoulda did your research first that place is a hotbed of moron activity. denver for life!

I was embarrassed by hubby´s response, but also totally miffed that our religious status had anything to do with their selling us a car.

It wasn't your religious status. It was YOUR bias against them. It wasn't until you found out they were Christians that YOU started to act weird. And then your dumb-ass husband insults them rather than just answer with a simple and polite, "no".

Generally in life you get out of others what you're looking for. You were looking to be assholes and that's why you got the response you did.

The OP is a complete LOSER and made the illogical leap that made her think that religion had ANYTHING to do with the sale of the vehicle. Are you mentally retarded? She asked probably to share with you and have some conversation. Since your lamebrained husband was rude and blurted out NOOOOO, the atmosphere changed because of YOU...not them. What if she asked "Do you like apple pie?" and he blurted out NOOOOOOOO! Same thing. I would have thought you both as a couple of lame brained uneducated morons that don't know how to be polite.

And by the way, if Christianity or your "religious status" had anything to do with the sale of the vehicle, don't you think you would have been asked UP FRONT and NOT given a deal if you WEREN'T? YES??

And also, if they WERE trying to convert you (or as you in your paranoid delusional state THOUGHT they were going to do), don't you think when your oaf of a husband yelled out NOOOOO, that they would have even tried HARDER to save you??

The lady was trying to be polite, trying to start conversation, trying to find some common ground with you...but you had to go be rude.

It's people like you that have no grace, no tact, no ability to be polite.

Instead, in the future, pull your fucking head out of your ass, and simply say when asked, "No, I'm not Christian." That's all. You don't have to inflect your voice like you hate Christianity, or Christians, or God, or whatever the fuck else is your problem. Just be polite. And if she were to have said, "Well, we are and it's the best thing since sliced bread." Would it kill ya to sit there for a second or two and let them share? WOULD IT?!?

For fuck's sakes....

I don't think the stepford wife asked the question for conversation starting- I think she had an agenda. These kinds of folks who are overboard on religion, displaying it all over the office and such, are not able to just have a decent conversation without bringing up their brainwashed fantasy into it. I would of asked, if it was me buying the car, "why do you ask?" And that is the 1000 dollar question my friends, why did she ask you that? The christians are getting pissed that the atheists need to "put it in their face", but as you can see, thats exactly what this woman did when she asked that question...hypocrisy anyone???

Jesus found me in a remote, shitty village deep in the jungle of Fiji. Our appointed tour guide from the village asked me if I had a relationship with Jesus Christ. WTF, its like we are the savages.