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I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/02/2011 11:39 PM
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I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
I'm totally serious... Is this bad?
Anonymous Coward
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04/02/2011 11:41 PM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
Yea the same thing happened to me in high school. I had alot of the nipples all over, mostly around the face.
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04/02/2011 11:45 PM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
You see Amerika this is what happens when we let our kids watch Bow Flex comercials
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
Dr appt.
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04/02/2011 11:48 PM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
Probably a product of your plastic water bottles...

leaks a chemical that EMASCULATES men... the chemical MIMICS female hormones. Giving men... MAN BOOBS!

Don't worry though, the EPA say radiation is safe in drinking water, so who cares about the chemicals in plastic!! drink it and enjoy your breasts, and shrunken nuts!
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
Not that I take u serious but that's a sign of cancer
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04/02/2011 11:48 PM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
You're pregnant
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04/02/2011 11:48 PM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
Soy products

High in estrogen.

Do you like Ballet?
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04/02/2011 11:51 PM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
Actually, if you squeeze your nipPles a lot, you could inadvertently stimulate lactation...
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04/02/2011 11:54 PM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
Actually, if you squeeze your nipPles a lot, you could inadvertently stimulate lactation...
 Quoting: Oubliette


for a man?
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
Soy products

High in estrogen.

Do you like Ballet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 568763


5a
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04/02/2011 11:54 PM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
do you eat a lot of soy?
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04/03/2011 12:01 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
I somtimes like to tuck my pecker between my legs then stand up when looking into the mirror i also enjoy nut clusters
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
I'm totally serious... Is this bad?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1270090


Are you gay?

Seriously, most gay men have hormone problems. That could be why you are lactating.
Anonymous Coward
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04/03/2011 12:42 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
go see an endocrinologist, you probably have high levels of prolactin, a hormone that causes lactation, usually high in pregnant women, so you might have a pituitary tumor that overproduces the hormone.
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04/03/2011 01:04 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
You see Amerika this is what happens when we let our kids watch Bow Flex comercials
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316207


Didn't Chuck Norris endorse Bow Flex?
What the hell is going on?!
Anonymous Coward
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04/03/2011 01:08 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
That is so hot...im male
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04/03/2011 01:09 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
Are you sure you are a man?
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04/03/2011 01:11 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
I shit out babies does that make me a woman??
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04/03/2011 01:11 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
Not that I take u serious but that's a sign of cancer
 Quoting: rosie80 1325848


+1 Go see a Dr.
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04/03/2011 01:12 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
never mind why. TASTE IT! lol.
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04/03/2011 01:15 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
I'm totally serious... Is this bad?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1270090


This could be cancer. You need to get this checked out.
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04/03/2011 01:15 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
Moran. You are a former cow.
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04/03/2011 01:18 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
back in the 90s i watched LoveLine with "dr." Drew(pre-douchebag) and Adam Carolla

some guy called in with the same problem.. cept he said his buddies would take turns drinking in shot glasses as a party prank or whatever..


dr. drew said it was probably a certain kind of infection that was oozing puss that just LOOKS like milk..

ie.. go to the doctor.. and for fucks sake.. DONT DRINK IT!!!
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04/03/2011 01:25 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
Some mad scientist used you for a bad April Fool's prank & implanted you with cow DNA!

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04/04/2011 10:29 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
Actually, if you squeeze your nipPles a lot, you could inadvertently stimulate lactation...
 Quoting: Oubliette


for a man?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1260795


Yes, for a man. Men have all the parts necessary to lactate, they just don't have the hormones women do after giving birth. But, yes, men can be stimulated into lactating.
Anonymous Coward
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04/04/2011 10:32 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
Its pus....
Anonymous Coward
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04/04/2011 10:33 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
That's fucking gross!
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04/04/2011 10:33 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
Actually, if you squeeze your nipPles a lot, you could inadvertently stimulate lactation...
 Quoting: Oubliette


for a man?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1260795


Yes. Men can lactate from nipple stimulation, as can women even when not pregnant.
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04/04/2011 10:34 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
TTOWNGIRL is this you?
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04/04/2011 10:39 AM
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Re: I'm a man... Why does breast milk squirt out when I squeeze my nipples?
go see a DR.
But it is well documented that men whos wives are pregnant have sympathy pains some also have tender breasts and lactate.

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