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The Unified Theory of Obama - Why Does He have That Long Scar On The Side Of His Head?

 
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The Unified Theory of Obama - Why Does He have That Long Scar On The Side Of His Head?
April 03, 2011

For as long as I can remember scientists have been trying to put together a Theory of Everything which would explain and connect all the knowledge we have of physical phenomena. So far they haven't been successful, but they keep trying. I wondered if it would be possible to explain the many contradictions of Obama and the mystery of his origins and incomprehensible nature of his domestic and foreign policies to better understand him and predict why he seems to be steering the ship of state onto the shoals

I think I've finally got it, though a night of watching old movies -- "The Man in the Iron Mask" and "The Prince and the Pauper" -- helped me along.

Barack is not one person. The man we know as Barack Obama is really two people, identical (possibly conjoined at the head Janus-like but later separated) twins. Don't laugh. I'll explain.


The Mystery of His Birth

As Donald Trump is reminding everyone, we have no proof that Obama was born in the United States, where, when or to whom. People have offered up a variety of theories to explain why he has spent so much time and money trying to prevent us from seeing his birth certificate, something apparently only he can get released from the Hawaiian birth records sealed vaults. But I believe that the clue we need to unravel the mystery has been hiding in plain sight all along:

Why does he have this incredibly long scar that covers the sides and back of his head?

We've never seen his medical records, to my knowledge, and he's given no explanation for this phenomenon that I can see, but see for yourself. Something most odd has caused a scar from one side of his head to another curving up over the crown: Pic Here: [link to www.americanthinker.com]

Let's suppose that he was born a conjoined at the head twin and the surgery left its mark, that in fact one twin got the rhythm and cool -- let's call that one "Candidate Obama" -- and he was the one who so charmed people who should have known better like Peggy Noonan and David Brooks. The other was thicker witted and needed folks like Bill Ayers and his own smarter twin to pull him through. Let's call that one "President Obama."

His Intelligence

As is the case with most Democrat politicians, the press has repeatedly assured us that he's a genius of the first order, but like Jack Cashill, I have to wonder about that, particularly as he has not even mastered his native tongue nor learned basic geography. And yet we are told (we haven't seen proof) that he graduated from Columbia University, Harvard Law School and passed the Illinois bar and is listed as a best selling author of two books.

Assume as I do that the author thing is a lie, and that one book was written on the sly by Bill Ayers and the other by some far less gifted ghostwriter, we still have an academic mystery to consider.

But what if he were twins? One of them (Candidate Obama) could sit in an adjoining room writing up the answers from an open book while the other (President Obama) walked back and forth without arousing the proctors' suspicions. Maybe they even took turns each semester, with one doping up and having fun while the other worked. Perhaps that explains how he can claim he attended Columbia for two years when that school has records of him being there for only 9 months. One twin just forgot to sign in the year when it was his turn.

Continued: [link to www.americanthinker.com]
So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16
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That scar is from when Michelle went upside his head for not moving fast enough when she told him to fix her another gin n juice !
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So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16
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“Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion.” ~Isaac Newton
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We are called to be BOLD. ~Joshua 1:9~
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You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed.

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That scar is from when Michelle went upside his head for not moving fast enough when she told him to fix her another gin n juice !
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lmao
So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16
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We are called to be BOLD. ~Joshua 1:9~
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You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed.

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Conspiratorial enough? damned
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“Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion.” ~Isaac Newton
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We are called to be BOLD. ~Joshua 1:9~
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You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed.

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you should really go find a hobby, or something.
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you should really go find a hobby, or something.
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Does trolling pay well?
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You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed.

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How he get all the hair off his wookie?
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you should really go find a hobby, or something.
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Does trolling pay well?
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that's not trolling, that's giving advice.
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you should really go find a hobby, or something.
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Does trolling pay well?
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You're literally a retard OP, quit bumping this dead post, you obviously are clueless and have no life, prolly an old man acting like a mexican chick
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Revelation 13:3

And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
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Re: The Unified Theory of Obama - Why Does He have That Long Scar On The Side Of His Head?
you should really go find a hobby, or something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138009


Does trolling pay well?
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


that's not trolling, that's giving advice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138009


Any reason why you don't take your own advice?
So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16
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“Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion.” ~Isaac Newton
************************************
We are called to be BOLD. ~Joshua 1:9~
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You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed.

:tgdmwt:
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Re: The Unified Theory of Obama - Why Does He have That Long Scar On The Side Of His Head?
Crappy plastic surgeon!
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Re: The Unified Theory of Obama - Why Does He have That Long Scar On The Side Of His Head?
you should really go find a hobby, or something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138009


Does trolling pay well?
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


that's not trolling, that's giving advice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138009


Any reason why you don't take your own advice?
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


I have taken my own advice. I'm not the one being completely nonsensical, wasting my time conjuring up crazy ideas and being defensive when people aren't open to my lunacy.
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you should really go find a hobby, or something.
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there are 4 obama's only one has the long scar scar near as I can tell, and they cloned and killed the real one before 2004
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Revelation 13:3

And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 851544


except it's only a couple people wondering, not the whole world.

The wounded head is symbolism for Japan. It hasn't healed yet
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Does trolling pay well?
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


that's not trolling, that's giving advice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138009


Any reason why you don't take your own advice?
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


I have taken my own advice. I'm not the one being completely nonsensical, wasting my time conjuring up crazy ideas and being defensive when people aren't open to my lunacy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138009


Guess you forgot you were on a CONSPIRACY forum. How was it again? Oh yea...UFO's CONSPIRACY Theorists.... LUNATIC Fringe.
So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16
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“Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion.” ~Isaac Newton
************************************
We are called to be BOLD. ~Joshua 1:9~
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You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed.

:tgdmwt:
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Crappy plastic surgeon!
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Are you speaking of OP's awful nose job? Because I'd agree with you there, she obviously used michael jackson's surgeon for that pinched mess.

rofl
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that's not trolling, that's giving advice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138009


Any reason why you don't take your own advice?
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


I have taken my own advice. I'm not the one being completely nonsensical, wasting my time conjuring up crazy ideas and being defensive when people aren't open to my lunacy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138009


Guess you forgot you were on a CONSPIRACY forum. How was it again? Oh yea...UFO's CONSPIRACY Theorists.... LUNATIC Fringe.
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


I understand where we're at. it's a very entertaining place. but come on, I know you don't believe the idea that you've just put forward. why expect us to believe it?
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Revelation 13:3

And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 851544


except it's only a couple people wondering, not the whole world.

The wounded head is symbolism for Japan. It hasn't healed yet
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1307088


The word "wondered" means "worship" in this case. And people all over the world thinks obammy is a reincarnated pharaoh, the mahdi, "the one", the messiah, etc.

I'm not saying he is the beast; but I'm taking note of anti-Christ like actions. We will know them by their fruits.
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Crappy plastic surgeon!
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Are you speaking of OP's awful nose job? Because I'd agree with you there, she obviously used michael jackson's surgeon for that pinched mess.

rofl
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1326262


Wow, another original statement.

yawn
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I think TXGal is either a man or a bot, either way the lack of intelligence and wherewithal is amusing, and he-she (can't tell by shitty plastic surgery) just copies and pastes whatever chump or glen beck say...just so you know txgal, if you went to a tea party rally, they'd hate you because you're mexican
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Revelation 13:3

And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 851544


except it's only a couple people wondering, not the whole world.

The wounded head is symbolism for Japan. It hasn't healed yet
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1307088


'Japanese' is the only major language OMITTED on the Georgia Guidstones....THEY WON'T RECOVER FROM THIS!
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Revelation 13:3

And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 851544


except it's only a couple people wondering, not the whole world.

The wounded head is symbolism for Japan. It hasn't healed yet
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1307088


The word "wondered" means "worship" in this case. And people all over the world thinks obammy is a reincarnated pharaoh, the mahdi, "the one", the messiah, etc.

I'm not saying he is the beast; but I'm taking note of anti-Christ like actions. We will know them by their fruits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 851544

WONDERED in REV 13:3 MEANS THIS....
Strong's G2296 - thaumazō θαυμάζω
Transliteration
thaumazō
Pronunciation

thau-mä'-zō (Key)

Part of Speech
verb
Root Word (Etymology)
From θαῦμα (G2295)

Outline of Biblical Usage
1) to wonder, wonder at, marvel

2) to be wondered at, to be had in admiration


NOT WORSHIPPED!
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So what is that scar from?
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Looks like a dog attack to me. I've seen similar.
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Damn TXGal somehow you seem to have pissed off all the trolls and shills this mourning.

Well I still think you’re cool.

These tards can fuck themselves.
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you should really go find a hobby, or something.
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there are 4 obama's only one has the long scar scar near as I can tell, and they cloned and killed the real one before 2004
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WTF!! WHY HAS NO ONE ADDRESSED THIS ASSERTION?? IS SHE SERIOUS??
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Maybe he had a Facial Replacement.
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There are much better pics of the scar out there.
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why did jeff gannon fuck and then beat GWbush so bad he had to make up silly bicycle and pretzel stories every time?

that is one mean buttfuck!