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Fun facts about vaginas for everyone to enjoy - men and women

 
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I dated a gal that had such good muscle control we could just lay there kissing and things and she would literally milk me with her muscles. We broke up and it was very hard to walk away from that much talent. I still think about it once in a while.
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7. It benefits from regular exercise
Just as working your biceps firms up your arms, working your pubococcygeus muscle — a main muscle of your pubic region — can tone up your vadge. Besides giving you a tighter grip during sex, it also may make it easier to climax. Here's how to exercise your V: Clamp down as if you're stopping your urine flow, hold for 10 seconds, then release. Do 2 sets of 10 to 20 a day; you'll notice a difference in about a month.
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gawd i HATE these exercises...it is not easy and very uncomfortable.
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Join your local yoga class. Tones everything, pussy included.
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North American vaginas are disgusting repositories of narcissism carried by idiotic, vapid and useless women.
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lmao
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I dated a gal that had such good muscle control we could just lay there kissing and things and she would literally milk me with her muscles. We broke up and it was very hard to walk away from that much talent. I still think about it once in a while.
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Yes, I know that type of va jay jay, very nice
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Fact 1: They taste great.
No other facts needed
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Be careful Man...unfortunately they don't All taste good!
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Your vagina is not a blackhole! HAH!
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a few things you may not know about the female genitalia.

Pubic hair is not just a biological accident that forces us to the waxing salon. It serves three critical functions. First, it protects the delicate vagina. Second, it serves as a reproductive billboard to alert potential mates that you are biologically (if not emotionally) prepared to procreate. And last, it's a pheromone carpet and traps the scents that lead potential mates to the promised land. So you might think twice before you shave it all off. It's there for a reason. Embrace it.

There are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure. The penis only has 4000. Who says God didn't take care of us girls?
The average vagina is 3-4 inches long, but fear not if your guy is hung like a horse. The vagina can expand by 200% when sexually aroused, kind of like a balloon. Remember, the vagina was made to birth babies, so it's exceedingly elastic. If you have pain when getting it on with someone large, you can use dilators to help stretch the vagina so you can accommodate the whole package.

The vagina doesn't connect to the lung. While the vagina can expand, it's not an open conduit to the abdominal cavity. While microscopic sperm can swim through a tiny hole in the cervix, a tampon simply won't fit. So if you lose something in there, don't worry. Reach in all the way and pull it out. Do not -- I repeat, do not -- go hunting for whatever you've lost with a pair of pliers. Think of your vagina as being like a sock. If you lose a banana in a sock...it stays in the sock.

Yes, it's true -- your vagina can fall out. Not to belabor the sock metaphor, but it can turn inside out just like a worn out sweat sock and hang between your legs as you get older. But don't fret; this condition -- called pelvic prolapse -- can be fixed.

Vaginas have something in common with sharks. Both contain squalene, a substance that exists in both shark livers and natural vaginal lubricant. (Cue music: "She's a maneater...")

You can catch sexually transmitted diseases even if you use a condom. Sorry to break it to you, but the skin of the vulva can still touch infectious skin of the scrotum -- and BAM! Warts. Herpes. Molluscum contagiosum. Pubic lice. So pick your partners carefully.

The average length of the labia minora is less than ¾ inch long (yes, someone got out a ruler and measured 2981 women). Only 1.8% of women have labia longer than 1 ½ inches. But remember, every vulva is different and special. Some lips hang down. Some are tucked up neatly inside. Some are long. Some are short. Some are even. Some aren't. All are beautiful. You're perfect just the way you are.

While hair on your head can live up to seven years, pubic hair has a life expectancy of about three weeks, which is why it only grows so long. So don't worry if you opt not to groom your pubes -- you won't need to braid them any time soon.

The word "vagina" comes from the Latin root meaning "sheath for a sword," which may explain why some women simply hate the word. So if you don't like the word "vagina," pick your own name for your girly parts. Just call it something and don't be afraid to talk about it.

Only about 30% of women have orgasms from intercourse alone. The clitoris is where the action is. Most women who do orgasm during sex have figured out how to hit their sweet spot, either from positioning or from direct stimulation of the clitoris with fingers.

Increasing evidence suggests that the G spot feels good because it lies right over a deep part of the clitoris. Although experts describe the G spot as being inside the vagina on the anterior wall, just under the urethra, the crura of the clitoris actually runs right there. And a recent study demonstrated that vaginal orgasms may actually be deep clitoral orgasms. But who cares? An orgasm is an orgasm. Appreciate it, regardless of where it comes from.

Vaginal farts (some call them "queefs" or "varts") happen to almost all women at one time or another, especially during sex or other forms of exercise. So don't be embarrassed if your hooha lets out a toot. You're perfectly normal.
Some women do ejaculate during orgasm, but you're normal if you don't. The controversial "female ejaculation" most likely represents two different phenomena. If it's a small amount of milky fluid, it likely comes from the paraurethral glands inside the urethra. If it's a cup, it's probably pee. Many times, it may be a little bit of both. But don't stress out about peeing on yourself. Put a towel under you and surrender to the experience.

Safe sex (or even just orgasm alone) is good for you. Benefits include lowering your risk of heart disease and stroke, reducing your risk of breast cancer, bolstering your immune system, helping you sleep, making you appear more youthful, improving your fitness, regulating menstrual cycles, relieving menstrual cramps, helping with chronic pain, reducing the risk of depression, lowering stress levels, and improving self esteem. So go at it, girlfriends!
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yeah, most GLP people have never seen a vagina, lots of them will benefit from this link.
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Hey Japan, is it true what they say about asian chicks? Does it really go like this /?
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is it true what they say about american chicks? theyre fat vaginas are like shagging a bucket of water?
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lol!
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Clit is penis, remember that
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"There was an old lady who lived in a shoe,

who had so many kids her uterus fell out."

Andrew Dice Clay
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Fun fact 2305: Vagina's are evil?
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"There was an old lady who lived in a shoe,

who had so many kids her uterus fell out."

Andrew Dice Clay
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An Aussie, a Brit' and a Frenchman are standing at a bar.

After a few beers, the French guy says -

"You no, French girls are ze best. Zey av beautiful long legs, and tanned skin, and amazing eyes, and zey kees like angels."

The Brit, not to be out done says -

"Well my good men, British babes have creamy complexions, with pert little breasts, lucious lips and legs that go on for ever..."

All eyes turn to the Aussie, who keeps drinking his beer.
When he finishes, he burps, and says -
"Aussie womem.... have pussies THIS big"
[and gestures with his hands about two feet wide]

The other two look at each other with grimmaced faces.. and say -

"How do you fuck that?"

With a smile, the Aussie says - "Oh, they DO stretch.."
It's all about the 'vibe'
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