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Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?

 
Lilly Smith
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04/04/2011 03:13 PM
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Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
First it started to be the bottom of my stomach, the pain spread to my anus and now I can't take a shit! Like somebody's stabbing me! What the fuck is wrong with me ? I can't go to the doctor no money and no lucky's charms won't help this one.
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04/04/2011 03:15 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
Help me, I'm in so much pain.
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04/04/2011 03:15 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
i hope to god you're kidding. otherwise go play in traffic
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04/04/2011 03:16 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
Too much hydrocodien?
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04/04/2011 03:16 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
I'm not kidding, I wish I was.
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04/04/2011 03:16 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
Japanese plutonium...

so it begins...
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04/04/2011 03:17 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
take a couple of motrin or something and lay down with the heating pad. you will feel better soon. you may just be constipated.
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04/04/2011 03:19 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
you don't know how to handle a stomach ache? what are you gonna do when something serious happens?
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04/04/2011 03:19 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
go to ER
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04/04/2011 03:20 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
radiation sickness
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04/04/2011 03:20 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
Help me, I'm in so much pain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1327626


I felt the same 1 week ago .. Food Poisoning..
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04/04/2011 03:21 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
I can't go to the doctor no money and no lucky's charms won't help this one.
 Quoting: Lilly Smith 1327626

Don't be a fool. The best remedy for medical emergencies is a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal.
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
First it started to be the bottom of my stomach, the pain spread to my anus and now I can't take a shit! Like somebody's stabbing me! What the fuck is wrong with me ? I can't go to the doctor no money and no lucky's charms won't help this one.
 Quoting: Lilly Smith 1327626


Stop the opiates...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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04/04/2011 03:21 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
Could be that you have a blockage in your intestines which can be VERY serious even life threatening. So if you continue to be in pain and unable to go to the bathroom, go to the ER soon.
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04/04/2011 03:22 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
Constipation can cause cramps like this, drink some Prune Juice for a quick relief method. Two tall glasses should make you scared to fart.
It isn't something serious unless it's been a week or so without defecation, putrefying is a concern as it is waste material going even more rotten inside you, and that will change your body. Such as causing pain/cramps, bad breath and all sorts of other ailments. Eat enough fiber, and drink enough liquids WATER being the best.

Again, drink some prune juice with plenty of water, start intaking more Fiber in your diet. The prune juice will take about an hour to soften all the stool that is stuck in you currently.

I had this same pain earlier today, after I took a crap that ended.
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04/04/2011 03:23 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
Constipation can cause cramps like this, drink some Prune Juice for a quick relief method. Two tall glasses should make you scared to fart.
It isn't something serious unless it's been a week or so without defecation, putrefying is a concern as it is waste material going even more rotten inside you, and that will change your body. Such as causing pain/cramps, bad breath and all sorts of other ailments. Eat enough fiber, and drink enough liquids WATER being the best.

Again, drink some prune juice with plenty of water, start intaking more Fiber in your diet. The prune juice will take about an hour to soften all the stool that is stuck in you currently.

I had this same pain earlier today, after I took a crap that ended.
 Quoting: SocialEnigma 462662




Prune juice shill

rofl
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04/04/2011 03:24 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
Norwalk virus. FEEL THE BURN!
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04/04/2011 03:28 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
Constipation can cause cramps like this, drink some Prune Juice for a quick relief method. Two tall glasses should make you scared to fart.
It isn't something serious unless it's been a week or so without defecation, putrefying is a concern as it is waste material going even more rotten inside you, and that will change your body. Such as causing pain/cramps, bad breath and all sorts of other ailments. Eat enough fiber, and drink enough liquids WATER being the best.

Again, drink some prune juice with plenty of water, start intaking more Fiber in your diet. The prune juice will take about an hour to soften all the stool that is stuck in you currently.

I had this same pain earlier today, after I took a crap that ended.
 Quoting: SocialEnigma 462662




Prune juice shill

rofl
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 898092


Lol, yes I am a supporter of the mighty Prune Juice, all other laxatives will bow in it's presence. All it really is, is the water that was used to rehydrate dried prunes, it's natural unlike artificial laxatives which can be overly forceful and habit forming.
Again, Fiber and enough excersize can help with constipation. Constipation can cause hemmohroids as well, so yeah, you should take care of that problem.
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04/04/2011 03:31 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
mud butt.. too much popeyes
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04/04/2011 03:33 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
Same symptoms I had when my appendix burst ... if this gets worse I would get myself into the ER ... pronto ! Nothing to fool around with and dont worry about not having any money the state will pick it up .. is your life honey !
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04/04/2011 03:34 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
Start drinking water now, lots of it and get into a nice hot bath. Then massage your stomach from center to left and down, the way they do for colonics, in the southerly direction if you know what I mean. Keep drinking water and see if something moves within the next three hours. Drink as many ounces as is half your weight, today, every day, actually. But right this minute. Water, head, relaxation and massage will help you.
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04/04/2011 03:37 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
I'm going to the hospital, y'all right better safe then sorry.
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04/04/2011 03:38 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
And peppermint tea.
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04/04/2011 03:40 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
How are you feeling now ... what are your symptoms .Have they gotten worse ??

Please dont take any laxative ..if this is a appendix attack your appendex may burst and then you will be in big trouble .

Get to a ER >>>>> PRONTO
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04/04/2011 03:53 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
There are so many unknowns.

Sounds like prostate trouble.
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04/04/2011 03:58 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
Sorry Lilly I didn't see you name.

I only read the post.

Guess we can strike out prostate problems.
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BRIEF
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04/04/2011 04:17 PM

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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
Sorry Lilly I didn't see you name.

I only read the post.

Guess we can strike out prostate problems.
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Well, there was that one boy named Sue...





Last Edited by BRIEF on 04/04/2011 04:19 PM
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04/04/2011 04:37 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
if youre constipated and you cant poop.

remember.. god gave you fingers for a reason.

hillary
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04/04/2011 04:41 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
You are now lactose intollerant, bowel pain from shit pressure, and asshole pain from overstressing your shitter.

Did you eat a pizza or something with cheese in the past 36 hours?
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04/04/2011 04:42 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
I find out what my problem was, severe constipation and an ulcer.
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04/04/2011 04:50 PM
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Re: Why does the bottom of my stomach hurt ?
I find out what my problem was, severe constipation and an ulcer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1327626


The good thing is that both can be treated with diet.
You'll feel better very soon.

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