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I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help

 
racing stripes
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04/05/2011 12:27 AM
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I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
So I just kinda snap it off clean as possible, but I know your supposed to wipe

how do you do it?

do you fold up the paper?....or do you just wad it up?

and then are you supposed to like spread your cheeks, or do you reach back and pull one side of your butt open?

how do you do it without getting poo on your hand?

any help wwould be appreciated
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04/05/2011 12:28 AM
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Re: I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
:kiddingthre:
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04/05/2011 12:45 AM
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Re: I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
WTF-CAT2
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04/05/2011 02:14 AM
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Re: I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
whoa dude...

that is just so wrong on so many levels I don't
know where to begin!

I'm thinking that the first place to start with your
training would be psychotherapy!

Start by getting yourself a case of STFU!

putin
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04/05/2011 02:18 AM
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Re: I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
POOP IN THE SHOWER!
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04/05/2011 02:19 AM
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Re: I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
bushfing
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04/05/2011 02:20 AM
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Re: I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
dumb...even by troll standards
misterx

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04/05/2011 02:22 AM
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Re: I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
A human being completely without repression.

I have finally met someone I envy.

Good for you.

Yeah, pinch it off -- whatever.

Buy a bidee, maybe.

I never could get used to them.

All you have to do is push a button nowadays.

Good luck, though.

I'm sure you'll be all right.

Better than all right I'd say.

Hat's off.

Last Edited by misterx on 04/05/2011 02:22 AM
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04/05/2011 02:24 AM
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Re: I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
I once read a craigslist ad where the person was seeking someone who was into wearing diapers.
Maybe that will work for you OP.

If not then wipe front to back
hijinx

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04/05/2011 02:25 AM
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Re: I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
I've been taking shits for nearly 40 years and still cannot make a toilet.
So it's not that far a stretch after 32 years this guy still can't wipe his arse.
alphaprime

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04/05/2011 02:33 AM
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Re: I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
Just use your hands.
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04/05/2011 02:33 AM
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Re: I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
Sigh....

obvious troll is obvious!
alphaprime

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04/05/2011 02:35 AM
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Re: I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
[link to www.howtowipeyourbutt.com]
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Re: I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
you don't need our help. At 32 years old, you should be a world reknowned expert on shitting your pants!!! WTF???
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Re: I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
I am 33 and 5 years ago I went back to diapers cause I wanted to, it much better to just you self go. It also feels really good compared underwear. That being dry or wet. I have wonder after reading some internet stories about families for generations keep all the males staying diapers into adult hood so father and sons are all diapered and openly wear their diapers at home. It's sounds like your almost like that, I have wondered what if I never had stop wearing diapers and just all ways worn them like it was nature. I have also seen studies that talk about male health is improved by wearing diapers. Instead of constraining the need to pee and poop. Letting the body function occur naturally from birth.
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Re: I'm 32, my parents never potty trained me...help
So I just kinda snap it off clean as possible, but I know your supposed to wipe

how do you do it?

do you fold up the paper?....or do you just wad it up?

and then are you supposed to like spread your cheeks, or do you reach back and pull one side of your butt open?

how do you do it without getting poo on your hand?

any help wwould be appreciated
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That you ICE??

I kept telling you to do a special course on it at your local kindy...but NOOOO..ya would not listen.





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