my dog just shit on my bed

9mm

what was the dog doing on your bed, sounds like the dog doesn't recognize you a re the dominant one, he just said your my bitch, so buy some chicken and eat it in front of the dog, don't share

Sleep on the couch ?

too messy, .22

Someone carved "My dog is a prick" on a playground roundabout, in a local park. I thought it was the funniest thing to proclaim.

is you white do you gerk it off to ... and snog it ..beast

Maybe try walking it more often?

You must now shit on him.

This

You have failed training your dog and it has no respect for you. It's not the dog's fault but yours. Slap yourself with a rolled up phone book and move on.

How do you know it was the DOG.

Scott

Rub your nose in it and say NO! NO! NO!

Eat it
u will get high

Shit in his bowl.

Reclaim dominance.

is it a pup or older dog?

were you home or out when he did it?

if hes older, hes pissed with how youre treating him.

if hes a pup, hes testing you.

you have to figure out why, and sort it out or youll be sleeping with the turds.

The bed, the dog, or the shit?

Roll up a newspaper and beat his ass!

Here's a crazy thought.. clean it up!

set him on the bed, and rub your face in it

Did you do something to pods goin off...turd him off? Animals do things to get revenge if you were mean in an unfair way.

Did you do something to piss him off...turd him off? Animals do things to get revenge if you were mean in an unfair way.

Shit happens!