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Who else 'views-their-poo' before flushing it away?

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/06/2011 03:08 AM
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I'm on my laptop sitting on the crapper right now. Of course I glance at it when I stand up to flush just to see if anything isn't ordinary but my shits are mostly always wet and comes out in chunks never a long turd.
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eat some raw veggies, like spinach or cabbage... you need fiber to hold them together and make a nice big log!!!
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04/06/2011 03:15 AM
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I don't think that's the problem I love veggies. I usually poo about 3-4 times a day. And drink a hell of alot of fluids during the day. I can't go anywhere without a drink for some reason i'm always thirsty.
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04/06/2011 03:17 AM
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I don't think that's the problem I love veggies. I usually poo about 3-4 times a day. And drink a hell of alot of fluids during the day. I can't go anywhere without a drink for some reason i'm always thirsty.
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Get checked by a doctor. You may be diabetic.
Anonymous Coward
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04/06/2011 03:24 AM
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every GLPer should check their poo for remnants of UFO anal probes, radiation, or the effects of the plethora of home remedies from "pulling oil" to "eating gOld".


Then post results and keep us informed
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04/06/2011 03:27 AM
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I have taken a shower immediately after for the past nine years.

I never deviate from this if I can help it.

So, while everyone else's ass is disgusting, mine is actually always clean.
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I don't think that's the problem I love veggies. I usually poo about 3-4 times a day. And drink a hell of alot of fluids during the day. I can't go anywhere without a drink for some reason i'm always thirsty.
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Get checked by a doctor. You may be diabetic.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're about to die. Better check on that.
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04/06/2011 03:31 AM
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I don't think that's the problem I love veggies. I usually poo about 3-4 times a day. And drink a hell of alot of fluids during the day. I can't go anywhere without a drink for some reason i'm always thirsty.
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Get checked by a doctor. You may be diabetic.
 Quoting: ExShemaleBarbi


Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're about to die. Better check on that.
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Always thirsty is a symptom. Look it up.
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04/06/2011 03:42 AM
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Holy shit I think I just took the world's largest turd!!!
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04/06/2011 03:43 AM
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poop
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04/06/2011 03:46 AM
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[link to www.ratemypoo.eu] nuff said.
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04/06/2011 03:49 AM
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04/06/2011 03:52 AM
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Nah im a little lactose intolerance and enjoy my dairy products :P
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04/06/2011 03:53 AM
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04/06/2011 04:00 AM
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Why has nobody said...

PIN THIS SHIT!!
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04/06/2011 04:04 AM
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Parting is such sweet sorrow.

verysad
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04/06/2011 05:06 AM
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Most people you encounter in your daily life
are walking around with smelly asses.




fight
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That's the most eye-opening thing I've ever read on GLP. From now on, whenever I interact with anyone, there's going to be a persistently recurring thought telling me that the person's ass most likely smells.
Anonymous Coward
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04/06/2011 05:12 AM
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I've remote viewed YOUR poo! 5a
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lmao
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I concur.
lmao
Anonymous Coward
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04/06/2011 06:58 AM
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Most people you encounter in your daily life
are walking around with smelly asses.




fight
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1330132


That's the most eye-opening thing I've ever read on GLP. From now on, whenever I interact with anyone, there's going to be a persistently recurring thought telling me that the person's ass most likely smells.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1193937


If it is a really gorgeous girl it smells but it don't stink.
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04/06/2011 07:01 AM
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flush
 Quoting: SurveySays 1330132


I do and everytime it reminds me of you.
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Is it true you Germans have special toilets designed for you examine your poo before you flush it away?
Lilly Von Schtupp
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04/06/2011 07:13 AM
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flush
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I do and everytime it reminds me of you.
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Is it true you Germans have special toilets designed for you examine your poo before you flush it away?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1094810


OH its twu, its twu, its twu!
Anonymous Coward
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04/06/2011 08:04 AM
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flush
 Quoting: SurveySays 1330132


I do and everytime it reminds me of you.
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Is it true you Germans have special toilets designed for you examine your poo before you flush it away?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1094810


OH its twu, its twu, its twu!
 Quoting: Lilly Von Schtupp 1238249


Thank you for that, Madeline Kahn!
Celtic X

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04/06/2011 08:15 AM
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Re: Who else 'views-their-poo' before flushing it away?
I have taken a shower immediately after for the past nine years.

I never deviate from this if I can help it.

So, while everyone else's ass is disgusting, mine is actually always clean.
 Quoting: Base_Disclosure


i do the same now. most folks are walking around with an ounce of crap in their crack and they dont even realize it.
Anonymous Coward
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04/06/2011 08:21 AM
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All health conscious people do, unless they have perfect poops every time.
 Quoting: funknut


+1
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04/06/2011 01:23 PM
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All health conscious people do, unless they have perfect poops every time.
 Quoting: funknut


+1
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Is there such a thing as "poofection" then?
Anonymous Coward
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04/06/2011 01:26 PM
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Most people you encounter in your daily life
are walking around with smelly asses.




fight
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can't they just leave the donkeys in the fields?

ffs
Anonymous Coward
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04/06/2011 01:32 PM
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I'm knitting a brown sweater
Anonymous Coward
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04/06/2011 01:44 PM
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You know whats better that that? Take the top off the sepic tank.
Coelbren

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04/06/2011 01:50 PM
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Most people you encounter in your daily life
are walking around with smelly asses.




fight
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1330132


Except my GF, her ass always smells great .
Coelbren

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04/06/2011 01:54 PM
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Re: Who else 'views-their-poo' before flushing it away?
Is it me alone that would love to NOT shit anymore? Shitting is such a nuissance.
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04/06/2011 02:02 PM
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I to enjoy a veiwing of the product before flushing i somtimes even take a picture, iam proud when i clogg the toilet, and last xmas my wife bought me a turd blaster 2000 plunger, simply awesome!!!!!!

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