Who else 'views-their-poo' before flushing it away?

Not at the phantom one, the one that makes you wonder if you had really made, because when you go look at it, it is gone before you flush, hahaha

I've started looking for the face of Jesus.

Whats more weird? Wiping your ass and looking at the toilet paper, and seeing its still clean. -Or looking at the toilet paper, and seeing that its dirty as fuck. I'm talking about wiping like 10-15times dirty.

Jeeezzzz

Now that I am thinking about it seriously, how many people are SUPER clean and even use toilet paper wet with water and/or wipes. Not being ALL the way clean is gross and I am totally serious

The only significant answer that you can base of your question would have to list 'How many times did I fart today' option. I'm sure people have let one rip which they've regretted.

Of course. Who wouldn't check out their shit before they flush? It's a great indicator of general health.

Hell yes! Best thing to do is eat a spoon full of black cake icing [link to www.kidsinkitchens.co.nz] turns your poo green! Used to do that all the time and not flush.... alien poo!!!

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You know we all do....cause we are always watching for the S*** to go down..that's the GLP thing to doo. :)

and then you have the inverse pooportion whereas expectations as to size are reversed.....granting one egregious dissapointment or chaotic ecstacy upon viewing what one hath wrought from ones satiations
I so loathe to see a wry pickle after after reassuringly sensing a nice long unctious ooze, while conversely, the bog monster may at times make its appearence from the merest squirt.

disgusting...

HE WHO WRITES UPON THESE WALLS ROLLS HIS SHIT INTO TINY BALLS.HE WHO READS THESE WORDS OF WIT EATS THESE TINY BALLS OF SHIT

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you should look at it. If you ever see bright red blood and your butt isn't scratched or torn you might have a serious problem! Bright red blood, means fresh blood .. flowing.



On the other hand .. if you're doing something to scratch and tear your asshole - you probably already have a serious problem.

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