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The Illuminati was made a offer they politely refused.

 
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Don't ask me how I know this but the increase of doom latley is caused by a super mega wildcard, someone who the Illuminati kind of expected. This person apparently came out of somewhere that they thought they would come from, he is a nothing a nobody, yet much hangs in the balance because of him, lol that's jeebus for ya.

Everything is starting until this issue is over with, rumor has it around Dec 2012 it could be concluded. Then again it could get dragged on, I truly do not know, but if I did know I would tell you not to ask me how I know.

Know this, jeebus takes what man considers to be nothing, and makes him slightly more than nothing, still pretty much nothing but a little bit more than that. jeebus has done this more than once, and this time so much hangs in the balance. For the people that are not in the loop, well you won't even know something extraordinary happened and those in the loop probably think they would know something but they don't because I told them not to ask me how I know.

When this issue gets cleared up the doom continues. Then once again jeebus will take what man considers to be nothing, and make him slightly more than nothing, but still pretty close to nothing.

I asked for people to not ask how i know what I know because I know it and you don't know how I know and I ask you not to ask how I know. I know someone will pester me on how i know such things. Well this is what I can say. I am a bird on a branch or a small twig or in a nest or in flight and i am looking into the room where the Illuminati meet, that is how i know what i know but you can't ask how I know what I know because you would then know and we cant have everyone knowing what I know because I am a bird on a branch.
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lolz.
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cruise
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they politely refused.
So..... how again did you know this exactly?
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So..... how again did you know this exactly?
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I am a penguin on a stick, watching into a room through the keyhole on the door because the stick is on the ground infront of the door because penguins can't fly.
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holy crap wasn't your last thread big enough....afrowtf
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MAKES SENSE!! Quick someone post some bible quotes!!!
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cruise
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cruise
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Is today an important day on the New Jerusalem Calendar?? I keep seeing 11:11 everywhere!!!
uhoh
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MAKES SENSE!! Quick someone post some bible quotes!!!
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stupthrd
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Too late, the damage is done, but don't ask me how I know that.
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Is today an important day on the New Jerusalem Calendar?? I keep seeing 11:11 everywhere!!!
uhoh
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11:11

1+1+1+1

4

4x10

40

40/4

4

1+1+1+1

11:11

Don't ask me how I know this.
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poop
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poop
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cow
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11:11

1+1+1+1

4

4x10

40

40/4

4

1+1+1+1

11:11


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pick
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Is today an important day on the New Jerusalem Calendar?? I keep seeing 11:11 everywhere!!!
uhoh
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4/7/11

4+7=11

11:11
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poop
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cow
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I predict this thread will go for 100 pages or more... iamwith
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Is today an important day on the New Jerusalem Calendar?? I keep seeing 11:11 everywhere!!!
uhoh
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4/7/11

4+7=11

11:11
 Quoting: stormer


see, you are doing it wrong...

it goes:

4/7/11

4+7+1+1=13

1+3=4

4

:ahh:
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poop
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cow
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I predict this thread will go for 100 pages or more... iamwith
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:goodboy:
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Is today an important day on the New Jerusalem Calendar?? I keep seeing 11:11 everywhere!!!
uhoh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1298183


4/7/11

4+7=11

11:11
 Quoting: stormer


see, you are doing it wrong...

it goes:

4/7/11

4+7+1+1=13

1+3=4

4

ahh
 Quoting: SickScent


When adding together dates for no particular reasong hoping the Gregorian calender accidently contains some clue as to what people who don't follow the Gregorian calender are going to do, it's important to randomly choose to add the "20" for "2011" or not depending on whether it adds up to a number you consider spooky or not.

tard

lol

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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they politely refused.
Don't ask me how I know this but the increase of doom latley is caused by a super mega wildcard, someone who the Illuminati kind of expected. This person apparently came out of somewhere that they thought they would come from, he is a nothing a nobody, yet much hangs in the balance because of him, lol that's jeebus for ya.

Everything is starting until this issue is over with, rumor has it around Dec 2012 it could be concluded. Then again it could get dragged on, I truly do not know, but if I did know I would tell you not to ask me how I know.

Know this, jeebus takes what man considers to be nothing, and makes him slightly more than nothing, still pretty much nothing but a little bit more than that. jeebus has done this more than once, and this time so much hangs in the balance. For the people that are not in the loop, well you won't even know something extraordinary happened and those in the loop probably think they would know something but they don't because I told them not to ask me how I know.

When this issue gets cleared up the doom continues. Then once again jeebus will take what man considers to be nothing, and make him slightly more than nothing, but still pretty close to nothing.

I asked for people to not ask how i know what I know because I know it and you don't know how I know and I ask you not to ask how I know. I know someone will pester me on how i know such things. Well this is what I can say. I am a bird on a branch or a small twig or in a nest or in flight and i am looking into the room where the Illuminati meet, that is how i know what i know but you can't ask how I know what I know because you would then know and we cant have everyone knowing what I know because I am a bird on a branch.
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Hey dude, I thought you were banned, You started posting everyones addresses and one of the mods banned you.

Unless this is a boring postcard, passed on and on and on. We will see it for years


YAWN
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Is today an important day on the New Jerusalem Calendar?? I keep seeing 11:11 everywhere!!!
uhoh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1298183


4/7/11

4+7=11

11:11
 Quoting: stormer


see, you are doing it wrong...

it goes:

4/7/11

4+7+1+1=13

1+3=4

4

:ahh:
 Quoting: SickScent


I won't ask you how you know, because I am a firm believer in not asking how people know things, but just know that there is a bird on a stick somewhere knowing how you know this, but don't ask how I know about the bird on the stick.
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Is today an important day on the New Jerusalem Calendar?? I keep seeing 11:11 everywhere!!!
uhoh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1298183


4/7/11

4+7=11

11:11
 Quoting: stormer


see, you are doing it wrong...

it goes:

4/7/11

4+7+1+1=13

1+3=4

4

:ahh:
 Quoting: SickScent


I won't ask you how you know, because I am a firm believer in not asking how people know things, but just know that there is a bird on a stick somewhere knowing how you know this, but don't ask how I know about the bird on the stick.
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hmm

So, how did you come by this information?
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Is today an important day on the New Jerusalem Calendar?? I keep seeing 11:11 everywhere!!!
uhoh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1298183


4/7/11

4+7=11

11:11
 Quoting: stormer


see, you are doing it wrong...

it goes:

4/7/11

4+7+1+1=13

1+3=4

4

:ahh:
 Quoting: SickScent


I won't ask you how you know, because I am a firm believer in not asking how people know things, but just know that there is a bird on a stick somewhere knowing how you know this, but don't ask how I know about the bird on the stick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 360613


Please go away and write something new and original
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4/7/11

4+7=11

11:11
 Quoting: stormer


see, you are doing it wrong...

it goes:

4/7/11

4+7+1+1=13

1+3=4

4

:ahh:
 Quoting: SickScent


I won't ask you how you know, because I am a firm believer in not asking how people know things, but just know that there is a bird on a stick somewhere knowing how you know this, but don't ask how I know about the bird on the stick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 360613


Please go away and write something new and original
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You come to my thread and tell me to go away? Should I write about Gnosis, Astrology, Prophecy, Secrets of the Mystics? Or what about bullshit alchemy? Should I write about that? How about you just don't ask how I know things.
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4/7/11

4+7=11

11:11
 Quoting: stormer


see, you are doing it wrong...

it goes:

4/7/11

4+7+1+1=13

1+3=4

4

:ahh:
 Quoting: SickScent


I won't ask you how you know, because I am a firm believer in not asking how people know things, but just know that there is a bird on a stick somewhere knowing how you know this, but don't ask how I know about the bird on the stick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 360613


hmm

So, how did you come by this information?
 Quoting: SickScent


I am but a bug on an even smaller branch watching the bird on the larger branch watching you. But don't ask me how I know this.
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Page 1857 here I come!
To look at the world with an unbiased eye.
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see, you are doing it wrong...

it goes:

4/7/11

4+7+1+1=13

1+3=4

4

:ahh:
 Quoting: SickScent


I won't ask you how you know, because I am a firm believer in not asking how people know things, but just know that there is a bird on a stick somewhere knowing how you know this, but don't ask how I know about the bird on the stick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 360613


Please go away and write something new and original
 Quoting: SPARTACUS 23


You come to my thread and tell me to go away? Should I write about Gnosis, Astrology, Prophecy, Secrets of the Mystics? Or what about bullshit alchemy? Should I write about that? How about you just don't ask how I know things.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 360613


LOL

My friends are Illuminati, and they work for the Government and NASA, and they know Astrology and Gnosis,

Our people built the pyramids and every big monument on earth,

Your future is encoded in the Washington Monument and more

You do now know who or what the Illuminati really are or what they represent

As Adam Weishaupt stated, Jesus is the head of the Order, He is the Grand Master who reached immortality and enlightenment

You seek to be entertained rather than find out why youre here and why we die

Keep on, keepin on in your darkness.
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Page 1857 here I come!
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What is this 'Page 1857' you speak of?

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