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Daily Bible Study for 4-7-2011

 
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Daily Bible Study for 4-7-2011
Today's verses are Deuteronomy 22:17-21

These are some of my favorite verses with which we will honor our first Bible Study.

22:17 And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.
22:18 And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;
22:19 And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.
22:20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
22:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.


Now this essentially meant that if a man get's married and decides that he doesn't like his wife, he can claim she wasn't a virgin and if the father can't produce evidence that she was a virgin, then she shall be stoned in front of the same's house. Given that stoning was a particularly brutal way to die, I think this was a particularly impressive way to vanquish evil. Don't you think so? I think so.

Now this brings up some major questions, such as what the fuck this verse is talking about:

There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves punishment, and the one who fears is not perfected in love. (1 John 4:18)

What pennywise
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Any thoughts? Any thoughts at all?
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Oh here we go with the minute by minute desperated attempts by goatman (satan's imp) to take opporutunity to bash Christianity.

Goat man thread = Christian troll fail LOL!
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Oh here we go with the minute by minute desperated attempts by goatman (satan's imp) to take opporutunity to bash Christianity.

Goat man thread = Christian troll fail LOL!
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Please stay on topic. We are discussing the verses.

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Oh here we go with the minute by minute desperated attempts by goatman (satan's imp) to take opporutunity to bash Christianity.

Goat man thread = Christian troll fail LOL!
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Please stay on topic. We are discussing the verses.
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No, you are attempting to discuss the verses with anyone who will entertain your trolling.
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Any thoughts? Any thoughts at all?
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yes a mistranslated mess that no one can possibly understand, hugely an issue in the old testament which is also a record of the people's misunderstand of God at the time.
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Oh here we go with the minute by minute desperated attempts by goatman (satan's imp) to take opporutunity to bash Christianity.

Goat man thread = Christian troll fail LOL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1332765


Please stay on topic. We are discussing the verses.
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No, you are attempting to discuss the verses with anyone who will entertain your trolling.
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When have I trolled? Please exit the thread.
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Hey goatman.

If you really want to get a good thread going..forget the old testament.

Use what THEY write themselves..its way funnier watching them try to justify their lies..like the rapture tards..

Keep posting the list of RAPTURE fails on every rapture thread you can.

Here they are....have fun.

In each an EVERY case they had mathematic..gemmatria..bible verses..conjecture..guesswork..and a WHOLE LOT OF UTTER TARDNESS to back em up..and in EACH and EVERY CASE...they were WRONG..and always WILL be.

2010 FAILS

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2009 FAILS

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2008 FAILS

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2007 FAILS

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2006 FAILS

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2005 FAILS

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2004 FAILS

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you're insane
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Hey goatman.

If you really want to get a good thread going..forget the old testament.

Use what THEY write themselves..its way funnier watching them try to justify their lies..like the rapture tards..

Keep posting the list of RAPTURE fails on every rapture thread you can.

Here they are....have fun.

In each an EVERY case they had mathematic..gemmatria..bible verses..conjecture..guesswork..and a WHOLE LOT OF UTTER TARDNESS to back em up..and in EACH and EVERY CASE...they were WRONG..and always WILL be.

2010 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2009 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2008 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2007 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2006 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2005 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2004 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
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Thanks I will keep this one hand. I am Satan's emissary to GLP.
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you're insane
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What?
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Now this brings up some major questions, such as what the fuck this verse is talking about:

There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves punishment, and the one who fears is not perfected in love. (1 John 4:18)

What pennywise
 Quoting: The Goatman



God is Love, perfect Love. So he casts out all fear. Without God we punish ourselves. So if you love God, you shall never fear. For God does not punish those that Love him.
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Now this brings up some major questions, such as what the fuck this verse is talking about:

There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves punishment, and the one who fears is not perfected in love. (1 John 4:18)

What pennywise
 Quoting: The Goatman



God is Love, perfect Love. So he casts out all fear. Without God we punish ourselves. So if you love God, you shall never fear. For God does not punish those that Love him.
 Quoting: inlightinme


Thanks but you're misinterpreting the verse.
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you're insane
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What?
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Obsessed with the idea of Christianity and plagued with the compulsion to blaspheme.

The mere fact you troll Christianity on a daily basis is quite domonstrative of your personal butthurt.

Goatman is the official lulz cow for GLP LOL!

Maybe a little Paxil will help you imp and some Preparation H for the butt hurt LOL!
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Now this brings up some major questions, such as what the fuck this verse is talking about:

There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves punishment, and the one who fears is not perfected in love. (1 John 4:18)

What pennywise
 Quoting: The Goatman



God is Love, perfect Love. So he casts out all fear. Without God we punish ourselves. So if you love God, you shall never fear. For God does not punish those that Love him.
 Quoting: inlightinme


Thanks but you're misinterpreting the verse.
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No I am not. I John was wriiten in regards to the spirit of God in a man's heart... Maybe you should spend some time reading the full book, then you can piece together a verse.
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Now this brings up some major questions, such as what the fuck this verse is talking about:

There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves punishment, and the one who fears is not perfected in love. (1 John 4:18)

What pennywise
 Quoting: The Goatman



God is Love, perfect Love. So he casts out all fear. Without God we punish ourselves. So if you love God, you shall never fear. For God does not punish those that Love him.
 Quoting: inlightinme


Thanks but you're misinterpreting the verse.
 Quoting: The Goatman


No I am not. I John was wriiten in regards to the spirit of God in a man's heart... Maybe you should spend some time reading the full book, then you can piece together a verse.
 Quoting: inlightinme


Who could love a God that designated stoning as the preferred from of execution?
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(It's Christians)
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The verse is actually perfect for you. Your constant fear of God puts you in fear of him. You are not willing to accept that God loves you and it is perfect love. The fears you have keep you from accepting your faith in him...

Ironic you have chosen this verse. hf
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HOW DARE YOU SLANDER CHRISTIANS YOU DISGUSTING DOUBTER AND MOCKER!!!!!!

WE PREACH ONLY LOVE AND PEACE..ALWAYS HAVE!!!.

But YOU and The evil ones of SATAN just WONT LISTEN and DESERVE TO BURN by their OWN FREE WILL!!!!

I am sure glad I am saved and not going to be TORTURED IN FLAMES by GOD forever and ever..

But all you evil ones who mock GOD and DARE to ask any questions like doubting that God made hell to torture you in will FACE THE FLAMES of ETERNAL AGONY as God SPITS you like VOMIT OUT of his MOUTH in his disgust at your unbelief.

He created hell for vile unrepentant evil sinners who refuse to accept Jesus and follow the new age HERESY!!!!.

BURN in HELL you FOUL MOCKERS OF GODS HORRORS THAT HE HAS LINED UP FOR YOU...you will WRITHE in the FLAMES of his WRATH FOR REFUSUNG HIM!!

Just remember all you who MOCK and choose to believe the lies of SATAN...you CHOSE to watch your flesh peel away from your body in hell ETERNALLY..its YOUR own STUPID STUBBORN FAULT you SATANIC EVIL UNREPENTANT FOOLS!..the FOOL says in his heart "There ias NO GOD" and so HELL is FULL OF FOOLS who CHOSE yo go there!!!

DIE in your sins you worthless HEATHENS and MOCKERS!!..DIE,,because Jesus loved you SO much you REJECTED him you deserve DEATH FOREVER IN AGONY YOU FILTHY SINNERS!

HAVE TO TELL THESE EVIL FILTHY UNWASHED SINNERS WHAT AWAITS THEM IF THEY DONT LISTEN TO IT OR DARE TO QUESTION GODS RIGHT TO TORTURE THEM FOREVER IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOR REFUSING HIM!!

SPREADING THE GOOD NEWS OF GODS EVERLASTING LOVE!!!!




JESUS IS LORD!!!


(Disclaimer..this is what THEY believe and is not neccessarily the views of the poster)
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The verse is actually perfect for you. Your constant fear of God puts you in fear of him. You are not willing to accept that God loves you and it is perfect love. The fears you have keep you from accepting your faith in him...

Ironic you have chosen this verse. hf
 Quoting: inlightinme


I'm not scared of God because I know that he doesn't exist. I'm simply pointing out that stoning is disgusting and so is Jehova.
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The verse is actually perfect for you. Your constant fear of God puts you in fear of him. You are not willing to accept that God loves you and it is perfect love. The fears you have keep you from accepting your faith in him...

Ironic you have chosen this verse. hf
 Quoting: inlightinme


I'm not scared of God because I know that he doesn't exist. I'm simply pointing out that stoning is disgusting and so is Jehova.
 Quoting: The Goatman


well, thats your right. Why do unbelievers spend so much time studying the word of God??? Oh, that's right, cause he doesn't exist... lol
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The verse is actually perfect for you. Your constant fear of God puts you in fear of him. You are not willing to accept that God loves you and it is perfect love. The fears you have keep you from accepting your faith in him...

Ironic you have chosen this verse. hf
 Quoting: inlightinme


I'm not scared of God because I know that he doesn't exist. I'm simply pointing out that stoning is disgusting and so is Jehova.
 Quoting: The Goatman


well, thats your right. Why do unbelievers spend so much time studying the word of God??? Oh, that's right, cause he doesn't exist... lol
 Quoting: inlightinme


If I even had an inkling that the God of the Bible existed I never would have renounced the Holy Spirit. Please don't pretend to speak for me.

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HOW DARE YOU SLANDER CHRISTIANS YOU DISGUSTING DOUBTER AND MOCKER!!!!!!

WE PREACH ONLY LOVE AND PEACE..ALWAYS HAVE!!!.

But YOU and The evil ones of SATAN just WONT LISTEN and DESERVE TO BURN by their OWN FREE WILL!!!!

I am sure glad I am saved and not going to be TORTURED IN FLAMES by GOD forever and ever..

But all you evil ones who mock GOD and DARE to ask any questions like doubting that God made hell to torture you in will FACE THE FLAMES of ETERNAL AGONY as God SPITS you like VOMIT OUT of his MOUTH in his disgust at your unbelief.

He created hell for vile unrepentant evil sinners who refuse to accept Jesus and follow the new age HERESY!!!!.

BURN in HELL you FOUL MOCKERS OF GODS HORRORS THAT HE HAS LINED UP FOR YOU...you will WRITHE in the FLAMES of his WRATH FOR REFUSUNG HIM!!

Just remember all you who MOCK and choose to believe the lies of SATAN...you CHOSE to watch your flesh peel away from your body in hell ETERNALLY..its YOUR own STUPID STUBBORN FAULT you SATANIC EVIL UNREPENTANT FOOLS!..the FOOL says in his heart "There ias NO GOD" and so HELL is FULL OF FOOLS who CHOSE yo go there!!!

DIE in your sins you worthless HEATHENS and MOCKERS!!..DIE,,because Jesus loved you SO much you REJECTED him you deserve DEATH FOREVER IN AGONY YOU FILTHY SINNERS!

HAVE TO TELL THESE EVIL FILTHY UNWASHED SINNERS WHAT AWAITS THEM IF THEY DONT LISTEN TO IT OR DARE TO QUESTION GODS RIGHT TO TORTURE THEM FOREVER IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOR REFUSING HIM!!

SPREADING THE GOOD NEWS OF GODS EVERLASTING LOVE!!!!




JESUS IS LORD!!!


(Disclaimer..this is what THEY believe and is not neccessarily the views of the poster)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1332763


not all Christians believe this version btw...
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The verse is actually perfect for you. Your constant fear of God puts you in fear of him. You are not willing to accept that God loves you and it is perfect love. The fears you have keep you from accepting your faith in him...

Ironic you have chosen this verse. hf
 Quoting: inlightinme


I'm not scared of God because I know that he doesn't exist. I'm simply pointing out that stoning is disgusting and so is Jehova.
 Quoting: The Goatman


Oh listen to the wailing of the butthurt goatman... there is no god! whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!sob..sob....

Please look at me, look at me everybody, I hate god...

Please someone pay attention to my thread!

Pathetic troll fail goatman, pathetic.
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The verse is actually perfect for you. Your constant fear of God puts you in fear of him. You are not willing to accept that God loves you and it is perfect love. The fears you have keep you from accepting your faith in him...

Ironic you have chosen this verse. hf
 Quoting: inlightinme


I'm not scared of God because I know that he doesn't exist. I'm simply pointing out that stoning is disgusting and so is Jehova.
 Quoting: The Goatman


well, thats your right. Why do unbelievers spend so much time studying the word of God??? Oh, that's right, cause he doesn't exist... lol
 Quoting: inlightinme


If I even had an inkling that the God of the Bible existed I never would have renounced the Holy Spirit. Please don't pretend to speak for me.
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you spoke for yourself, you said he doesn't exist, yet you obsesively read his word and post it... I don't need to pretend anything....
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I'm not scared of God because I know that he doesn't exist. I'm simply pointing out that stoning is disgusting and so is Jehova.
 Quoting: The Goatman


well, thats your right. Why do unbelievers spend so much time studying the word of God??? Oh, that's right, cause he doesn't exist... lol
 Quoting: inlightinme


If I even had an inkling that the God of the Bible existed I never would have renounced the Holy Spirit. Please don't pretend to speak for me.
 Quoting: The Goatman



you spoke for yourself, you said he doesn't exist, yet you obsesively read his word and post it... I don't need to pretend anything....
 Quoting: inlightinme


If I didn't 'obsesively' read 'his word' how could I expose him for the abominable creature that he is, or would be. Do you expect me to stand by and watch as my fellow humans are deceived by Reptoids? I will not do it.
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well, thats your right. Why do unbelievers spend so much time studying the word of God??? Oh, that's right, cause he doesn't exist... lol
 Quoting: inlightinme


If I even had an inkling that the God of the Bible existed I never would have renounced the Holy Spirit. Please don't pretend to speak for me.
 Quoting: The Goatman



you spoke for yourself, you said he doesn't exist, yet you obsesively read his word and post it... I don't need to pretend anything....
 Quoting: inlightinme


If I didn't 'obsesively' read 'his word' how could I expose him for the abominable creature that he is, or would be. Do you expect me to stand by and watch as my fellow humans are deceived by Reptoids? I will not do it.
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Good luck with all that.... You sure have picked a mighty opponent.
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If I even had an inkling that the God of the Bible existed I never would have renounced the Holy Spirit. Please don't pretend to speak for me.
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you spoke for yourself, you said he doesn't exist, yet you obsesively read his word and post it... I don't need to pretend anything....
 Quoting: inlightinme


If I didn't 'obsesively' read 'his word' how could I expose him for the abominable creature that he is, or would be. Do you expect me to stand by and watch as my fellow humans are deceived by Reptoids? I will not do it.
 Quoting: The Goatman


Good luck with all that.... You sure have picked a mighty opponent.
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I have a mighty ally named Enki. This exchange is over.
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Today's verses are Deuteronomy 22:17-21

These are some of my favorite verses with which we will honor our first Bible Study.

22:17 And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.
22:18 And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;
22:19 And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.
22:20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
22:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.


Now this essentially meant that if a man get's married and decides that he doesn't like his wife, he can claim she wasn't a virgin and if the father can't produce evidence that she was a virgin, then she shall be stoned in front of the same's house. Given that stoning was a particularly brutal way to die, I think this was a particularly impressive way to vanquish evil. Don't you think so? I think so.

Now this brings up some major questions, such as what the fuck this verse is talking about:

There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves punishment, and the one who fears is not perfected in love. (1 John 4:18)

What pennywise
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Does this place have a fucking steeple on top?

GLP isn't a damn church!!









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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
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I'm not on the "same page" as Goatman (I have no spiritual beliefs but I have no beef with Christianity as a whole, either) but I don't understand these accusations of trolling.

He's just using satire to make his point. And whether you believe that's "blasphemous" is irrelevant. He does have something to say and for the most part he's willing to discuss.

How is that trolling? Everybody's so quick with the "shill" and the "troll"-card. Unfotunately life's not so black and white. People are going to challenge your beliefs in this world.

Gotta toughen up.

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