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MAN !!!! I can't STAND atheist fanatics. To be honest, I can't stand ANY atheists that follow science to explain life.

 
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religitards have ruined glp, that is why godlessproductions.com was founded by several ex-glpers, and is launching very soon. all religiloons BANNED.
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Yeah that will stop them , talk about arrogance . What a bunch of babies , you all must of been the whiners at the playground " mommy they hit me with the ball today at recess playing dodge ball" faggots go play on your lack of vision web site. You faggots will be the first to convert to Islam when they come knocking , spineless maggots.
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Let me get this straight you think atheists will convert to islam? Your really crazy buddy.
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When threatened with death , yes I do. You see Islam is the. Religion of Satan and he will force all to convert or die.
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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You faggots will be the first to convert to Islam when they come knocking , spineless maggots.
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Pots and kettles Mr Spineless Faggot Maggot.
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Yeah cause Jesus would call someone a faggot.

stupthrd
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Bullet Points:

1. Your name is Godson
2. Your an idiot
3. You use your faith for your own purposes


Ok...do you not know what real spirituality is about...are ya so brainwashed that you can't figure anything out for yourself....

I pray for you...
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You faggots will be the first to convert to Islam when they come knocking , spineless maggots.
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Pots and kettles Mr Spineless Faggot Maggot.
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Yeah cause Jesus would call someone a faggot.

stupthrd
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I am not Jesus and nor do I pretend to be, just cuz I speak harshly to some babies and some feel insulted is to bad. I am human and I am also a true believer in Christ, no place in the bible does it say I can not insult morons.
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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Science explains itself. The universe is ancient. The universe is vast.

Galaxies?

Now, you tell me in all good conscience that you are so arrogant to think there is only life on this one planet.

That is arrogance. It comes from religious fanatics.

People need to expand their thoughts, religions, constrict your thoughts.
 Quoting: EVOLVE!!!!!!! 1331070


No not at all and no were in the bible does it say anything different.. The bible is clear that God created the heavens and the earth. Then it goes on to deal with the people of this earth only. Not one mention of other planets or creations. So for someone to say that the bible says otherwise is prevaricating .
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The Bible is a book written by man. Using it as a proof-text for ultimate truths is beyond silly. It's the way children think.
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You sound angry and emotional, yet you present no viable alternative other than some old ill conceived books written some folks of old and modified later by rome to control the masses.

Truth is as I see it, evolution does happen and more than likely been augmented on many occasions by others, alien or what whom you call gods. The natives in the jungle thought airplanes to be gods as well. We, our bodies whom you so worry about are but a breeding device for our souls to occupy for our purpose.

So calm down and stop worrying, you won't gain converts this way anyhow, but will certainly turn many against you for being sihfhflly.
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When threatened with death , yes I do. You see Islam is the. Religion of Satan and he will force all to convert or die.
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You believe this because you want to. Your views about God say nothing about God, but say much about YOU.
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Bullet Points:

1. Your name is Godson
2. Your an idiot
3. You use your faith for your own purposes


Ok...do you not know what real spirituality is about...are ya so brainwashed that you can't figure anything out for yourself....

I pray for you...
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This thread started as a mockery to a thread insulting religion, just because it has more legs than the other thread irks you atheists. Oh and by the way I am willing to bet I have forgot more in life than you have learned.
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able but not willing?
then he is malevolent

Is he both able and willing?
then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God
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Another thread that proves religiturds are a devolution of the human species.

When they get tired of attacking each other for minor differences in their

miswritten mistranslated unhistorical sludge they attack atheists to justify

how godly damned good they are in morality and honor.

2000 years of God they need Lucifer to save them from themselves.

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You sound angry and emotional, yet you present no viable alternative other than some old ill conceived books written some folks of old and modified later by rome to control the masses.

Truth is as I see it, evolution does happen and more than likely been augmented on many occasions by others, alien or what whom you call gods. The natives in the jungle thought airplanes to be gods as well. We, our bodies whom you so worry about are but a breeding device for our souls to occupy for our purpose.

So calm down and stop worrying, you won't gain converts this way anyhow, but will certainly turn many against you for being sihfhflly.
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Yeah I seen that show on history channel too about natives in new guinea praying to cargo planes. The fact of the matter is if you have read the bible and understand what you have read then the only conclusion is GOD. His prophecies are coming to pass very quickly and the whole world will soon realize that God is the Truth , when this happens your shame will be overwhelming for not reading this simple letter of Love from your Father.
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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You faggots will be the first to convert to Islam when they come knocking , spineless maggots.
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Pots and kettles Mr Spineless Faggot Maggot.
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Yeah cause Jesus would call someone a faggot.

stupthrd
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I am not Jesus and nor do I pretend to be, just cuz I speak harshly to some babies and some feel insulted is to bad. I am human and I am also a true believer in Christ, no place in the bible does it say I can not insult morons.
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Twist the false religion to your own purposes. You are suppose to behave as Jesus would, and if not ask for forgiveness. Are you sorry OP? Btw I'm not insulted because I'm not gay. Gay is a natural thing and is found in animals. So why did god make some animals gay? Are they evil animals.

I think people like you are the real evil bathed in false pretentious light.
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able but not willing?
then he is malevolent

Is he both able and willing?
then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God
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If thats what you call winning , unfortunately its the last inning and the clean up batter is going to end this game once and for all . Sorry ...... But your on the losing team.
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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Pots and kettles Mr Spineless Faggot Maggot.
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Yeah cause Jesus would call someone a faggot.

stupthrd
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I am not Jesus and nor do I pretend to be, just cuz I speak harshly to some babies and some feel insulted is to bad. I am human and I am also a true believer in Christ, no place in the bible does it say I can not insult morons.
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Twist the false religion to your own purposes. You are suppose to behave as Jesus would, and if not ask for forgiveness. Are you sorry OP? Btw I'm not insulted because I'm not gay. Gay is a natural thing and is found in animals. So why did god make some animals gay? Are they evil animals.

I think people like you are the real evil bathed in false pretentious light.
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I did not mean faggots in the gay sense , I meant faggots in the immature sense
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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Science explains itself. The universe is ancient. The universe is vast.

Galaxies?

Now, you tell me in all good conscience that you are so arrogant to think there is only life on this one planet.

That is arrogance. It comes from religious fanatics.

People need to expand their thoughts, religions, constrict your thoughts.
 Quoting: EVOLVE!!!!!!! 1331070

Where is the proof that little green aliens are flying space ships. Bet you believe that.
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Heh OP, you assume my reply is attacking your God, which is not the case. Your gods or angels are my friends whom speak quietly with me now and then, so relax.

I am also a retired biologist and very well aware of common adaptations to this world by many species. This adaptation is not a denial of a god nor a supporting argument for, or against your beliefs and should not be a concern.

It truly is fine for you to believe as you do and be wrong, I don't mind, but if I don't agree, then don't assume to know my spirituality.

My angels took me out of body and showed my sacred light body and told me it was sacred. They never threatened me because I feel species evolve,nor did they kick my ass because I embrace no organized religion. The only time I got attacked was by your group whom called my angels demons and you suggest I give credibility to you and yours? No, you are still a child and need to grow spiritually. Don't suggest quoting anything to support your side, for it has no power of persuasion over my soul. Look not for your god in a book, nor a mountain nor a cloud, but within. Have fun guy.
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save us from yhwh
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See if you can "save" yourself first, numnuts! Then we'll talk...popcorn
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ain't nothin'to be saved from
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Absurdity in the Bible

If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book.--Rev.22:18

Were we allowed to read the Bible as we do all other books, we would admire its beauties, treasure its worthy thoughts, and account for all its absurd, grotesque and cruel things, by saying that its authors lived in rude, barbaric times. -- Robert Ingersoll, Some Mistakes of Moses

Genesis

God creates light and separates light from darkness, and day from night, on the first day. Yet he didn't make the light producing objects (the sun and the stars) until the fourth day (1:14-19). 1:3-5

God spends one-sixth of his entire creative effort (the second day) working on a solid firmament. This strange structure, which God calls heaven, is intended to separate the higher waters from the lower waters. 1:6-8

Plants are made on the third day before there was a sun to drive their photosynthetic processes (1:14-19). 1:11

In an apparent endorsement of astrology, God places the sun, moon, and stars in the firmament so that they can be used "for signs". This, of course, is exactly what astrologers do: read "the signs" in the Zodiac in an effort to predict what will happen on Earth. 1:14

"He made the stars also." God spends a day making light (before making the stars) and separating light from darkness; then, at the end of a hard day's work, and almost as an afterthought, he makes the trillions of stars. 1:16

"And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth." 1:17

God commands us to "be fruitful and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over ... every living thing that moveth upon the earth." 1:28

"I have given you every herb ... and every tree ... for meat."
Since many plants have evolved poisons to protect against animals that would like to eat them, God's advice is more than a little reckless. Would you tell your children to go out in the garden and eat whatever plants they encounter? Of course not. But then, you are much nicer and smarter than God. 1:29

"He rested."
Even God gets tired sometimes. 2:2

"The tree of life ... and the tree of knowledge of good and evil."
God created two magic trees: the tree of life and the tree of knowledge. Eat from the the first, and you live forever (3:22); eat from the second and you'll die the same day (2:17). (Or that's what God said, anyway. Adam ate from the tree of knowledge and lived for another 930 years or so (5:5). But he never got a change to eat from the tree of life. God prevented him from eating from the tree of life before Adam could eat from the tree, become a god, and live forever.) 2:9

God makes the animals and parades them before Adam to see if any would strike his fancy. But none seem to have what it takes to please him. (Although he was tempted to go for the sheep.) After making the animals, God has Adam name them all. The naming of several million species must have kept Adam busy for a while. 2:18-20

God's clever, talking serpent. 3:1

God walks and talks (to himself?) in the garden, and plays a little hide and seek with Adam and Eve. 3:8-11

God curses the serpent. From now on the serpent will crawl on his belly and eat dust. One wonders how he got around before -- by hopping on his tail, perhaps? But snakes don't eat dust, do they? 3:14

God curses the ground and causes thorns and thistles to grow. 3:17-18

God kills some animals and makes some skin coats for Adam and Eve. 3:21

"Behold, the man is become as one of us."
God expels Adam and Eve from the garden before they get a chance to eat from that other tree -- the tree of life. God knows that if they do that, they well become "like one of us" and live forever. 3:22-24

Cain is worried after killing Abel and says, "Every one who finds me shall slay me." This is a strange concern since there were only two other humans alive at the time -- his parents! 4:14

"And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD." 4:16

"And Cain knew his wife." That's nice, but where the hell did she come from? 4:17

Lamech kills a man and claims that since Cain's murderer would be punished sevenfold, whoever murders him will be punished seventy-seven fold. That sounds fair. 4:23-24

"And to Seth ... was born a son." Where'd he find his wife? 4:26

God created a man and a woman, and he "called their name Adam." So the woman's name was Adam, too! 5:2

The first men had incredibly long life spans. 5:5, 5:8, 5:11, 5:14, 5:17, 5:20, 5:23, 5:27, 5:31, 9:29

Enoch doesn't die he just ascends into heaven. 5:21-24

When Lamech was born, nine generations were alive at once. Adam, Seth, Enos, Cainan, Mahalaleel, Jared, Enoch, Methuselah, and Lamech were all alive at the time of Lamech's birth. Adam lived to see his great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson. 5:25

When Noah was 500 years old, he had three sons.
[Three sons in one year? Was that with one (nameless) wife or several?] 5:32

"The sons of God came in unto the daughters of men."
The "sons of God" had sex with the "daughters of men," and had sons who became "the mighty men of old, men of renown." 6:2-4

"The LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh."
God shortened the human lifespan to 120 years because humans are "flesh" and he was tired of fighting with them. 6:3

"There were giants in the earth in those days." 6:4

God decides to kill all living things because the human imagination is evil. Later (8:21), after he kills everything, he promises never to do it again because the human imagination is evil. Go figure. 6:5

God repents. 6:6-7

"Noah was a just man and perfect."
Noah is called a "just man and perfect," but he didn't seem so perfect when he was drunk and naked in front of his sons (9:20-21). 6:9, 7:1

"Behold, I will destroy them with the earth."
God was angry because "the earth was filled with violence." So he killed every living thing to make the world less violent. 6:11-13

Noah is told to make an ark that is 450 feet long. 6:14-15

God tells Noah to make one small window (18 inches square) in the 450 foot ark for ventilation. 6:16

"And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten ... for thee, and for them." 6:21

"Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens."
How did Noah know which animals were "clean" and "unclean" to God? (It wasn't defined until Leviticus was written.) 7:2

Whether by twos or by sevens, Noah takes male and female representatives from each species of "every thing that creepeth upon the earth." 7:8

God opens the "windows of heaven." He does this every time it rains. 7:11

All of the animals boarded the ark "in the selfsame day." 7:13-14

"And God remembered Noah."
Yeah. He probably said something like, "Isn't Noah the guy who built the ark?" 8:1

"The windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained." This happens whenever it stops raining. 8:2

Noah sends a dove out to see if there was any dry land. But the dove returns without finding any. Then, just seven days later, the dove goes out again and returns with an olive leaf. But how could an olive tree survive the flood? And if any seeds happened to survive, they certainly wouldn't germinate and grow leaves within a seven day period. 8:8-11

"And the Lord smelled a sweet savor."
Noah kills the "clean beasts" and burns their dead bodies for God. According to 7:8 this would have caused the extinction of all "clean" animals since only two of each were taken onto the ark. "And the Lord smelled a sweet savor." After this God "said in his heart" that he'd never do it again because "man's heart is evil from his youth." So God killed all living things (6:5) because humans are evil, and then promises not to do it again (8:21) because humans are evil. The mind of God is a frightening thing. 8:20-21

According to this verse, all animals fear humans. Although it is true that many do, it is also true that some do not. Sharks and grizzly bears, for example, are generally much less afraid of us than we are of them. 9:2

"Into your hand are they (the animals) delivered."
God gave the animals to humans, and they can do whatever they please with them. This verse has been used by bible believers to justify all kinds of cruelty to animals and environmental destruction. 9:2

God is rightly filled with remorse for having killed his creatures. He makes a deal with the animals, promising never to drown them all again. He even puts the rainbow in the sky so that whenever he sees it, it will remind him of his promise so that he won't be tempted to do it again. (Every time God sees the rainbow he says to himself: "Oh, yeah.... That's right. I promised not to drown the animals again. I guess I'll have to find something else to do."). 9:9-13

"Noah ... drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent."
Noah, the drunk and naked. 9:20-21

The entire tenth chapter is the first of many boring genealogies (see 1 Chr.1-9, Mt.1:1-17, Lk.3:23-28 for other examples) that we are told to avoid in 1 Tim.1:4 and Tit.3:9 ("Avoid foolish questions and genealogies.") 10:1-32

"Now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do."
God worries that the people will succeed in building a tower high enough to reach him (them?) in heaven, and that by so doing they will become omnipotent. 11:4-6

God says, "Let us go down ..." Maybe he hasn't been talking to himself; maybe there is more than one of them up there. Well, however many there may be, they all decide to come down to confuse the builders by confounding human language and scattering them [humans] abroad. 11:7

Another boring genealogy that we are told to avoid in 1 Tim.1:4 and Tit.3:9. ("Avoid foolish questions and genealogies.") Also note the ridiculously long lives of the patriarchs. 11:10-32

"I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee."
God will beless you if you bless Abraham and curse you if you curse Abraham. Fuck Abraham. 12:3

The Amalekites were smitten before Amalek (from whom they descended) was born. Amalek was the grandson of Esau (Gen.36:12). 14:7

"And Abram fell on his face." 17:3

Abraham laughs at God for telling him that he and Sarah will have a child, when they are 100 and 90 years old, respectively. 17:17

Abraham circumcises himself and all of the males in his household. Since he supposedly had 318 slaves back in 14:14, poor old Abe must have been pretty busy with his knife. But it was worth it. Penises are supremely important to God. And he can't stand foreskins. 17:23-24

Abraham feeds God and three angels. 18:1-4

"He took butter, and milk, and the calf ... and they did eat."
Not a very kosher meal for God and Abraham to eat! (See Exodus 23:19) 18:8

Sarah, who is about 90 years old and has gone through menopause, laughs at God when he tells her that she will have a son. She asks God if she will "have pleasure" with her "Lord" [Abraham], when both are so very old. God assures her that he will return and impregnate her at the appointed time. 18:11-14

God, who is planning another mass murder, is worried that Abraham might try to stop him. so he asks himself if he should hide his intentions from Abraham. 18:17

"I will not destroy it for ten's sake."
I guess God couldn't find even ten good Sodomites because he decides to kill them all in Genesis 19. Too bad Abraham didn't ask God about the children. Why not save them? If Abraham could find 10 good children, toddlers, infants, or babies, would God spare the city? Apparently not. God doesn't give a damn about children. 18:32

"And the Lord went his way." Now where might that be? 18:33

The two angels that visit Lot wash their feet, eat, and are sexually irresistible to Sodomites. 19:1-5

Lot [the just and righteous (2 Pet.2:7-8)] offers his daughters to a crowd of angel rapers. 19:8

Lot lied about his daughters being "virgins" in 19:8. But it was a "just and righteous" lie, intended to make them more attractive to the sex-crazed mob. 19:14

Lot's nameless wife looks back, and God turns her into a pillar of salt. 19:26

Lot and his daughters camp out in a cave for a while. The daughters get their "just and righteous" father drunk, and have sexual intercourse with him, and each conceives and bears a son (wouldn't you know it!). Just another wholesome family values Bible story. 19:30-38

Honest Abe does the same "she's my sister" routine again, for the same cowardly reason. And once again, the king just couldn't resist Sarah -- even though by now she is over 90 years old. (See Gen.12:13-20 for the first, nearly identical, episode.) 20:2

"The Lord visited Sarah" and he "did unto Sarah as he had spoken." And "Sarah conceived and bare Abraham a son." (God-assisted conceptions never result in daughters.) 21:1-2

These verses suggest that Ishmael was an infant when his father abandoned him, yet according to Gen.17:25 and Gen.21:5-8 he must have been about 16 years old. It must have been tough for poor Hagar to carry Ishmael on her shoulder and to then "cast him under one of the shrubs." 21:14-18

Abraham names the place where he nearly kills Isaac after Jehovah. But according to Exodus 6:3, Abraham couldn't have known that God's name was Jehovah. 22:14

God swears to himself. 22:16

Abraham needed God's help to father Isaac when he was 100 years old (Gen.21:1-2, Rom.4:19, Heb.11:12). But here, when he is even older, he manages to have six more children without any help from God. 25:2

Abraham lived to be 175 years old. 25:7

Ishmael lived 137 years. 25:17

"She was barren."
In the Bible it's always the woman that are "barren", never the men. And when God "opens their womb," the resulting babies are always little boys. 25:21-26

Esau and Jacob were already fighting each other in the womb. 25:22

Esau sold his birthright to Jacob for a bit of bread and a bowl of lentil soup. 25:33-34

Isaac uses the same "she's my sister" lie that his father used so effectively on the same king Abimelech. (see Gen.12:13, 20:2). 26:7

Jacob names Bethel for the first time, before meeting Rachel. Later in 35:15, just before Rachel dies, he names Bethel again. (And it was called Bethel long before it was named Bethel in 12:8 and 13:3.) 28:19

Jacob is tricked by Laban, the father of Rachel and Leah. Jacob asks for Rachel so that he can "go in unto her." But Laban gives him Leah instead, and Jacob "went in unto her [Leah]" by mistake. Jacob was fooled until morning -- apparently he didn't know who he was going in unto. Finally they worked things out and Jacob got to "go in unto" Rachel, too. 29:21-30

Jacob goes in unto Leah by mistake. 29:23, 25

"And Jacob went in unto her. And Bilhah conceived, and bare Jacob a son." (These arrangements never seem to produce daughters.) 30:4

Leah, not to be outdone, gives Jacob her maid (Zilpah) "to wife." And Zilpah "bare Jacob a son." 30:9

Rachel trades her husband's favors for some mandrakes. And so, when Jacob cam home, Leah said: "Thou must come in unto me, for surely I have hired thee with my son's mandrakes. And he lay with her that night." Presumably God, by telling us this edifying story, is teaching us something about sexual ethics. 30:15-16

And finally, "God remembered Rachel ... and opened her womb. And she conceived and bare a son [surprise, surprise]." 30:22

Laban learns "by experience" that God has blessed him for Jacob's sake. "By experience" means "by divination", at least that is how most other versions translate this verse. 30:27

Jacob displays his (and God's) knowledge of biology by having goats copulate while looking at streaked rods. The result is streaked baby goats. 30:37-39

God (or an angel) praises Jacob for his fancy genetic work in Gen.30:37-39. 31:11-12

Jacob wrestles with god and wins. God changes Jacob's name to Israel to signify that he wrestled with God and "prevailed." 32:24-30

Unable to beat Jacob in a fair fight, God dislocates Jacob's leg. 32:25

God begs Jacobs to let him go, but Jacob says, "Not unless you bless me." So God blessed Jacob and Jacob let God go. 32:26-29

"What is thy name?" (God didn't know Jacob's name.) 32:27

God renames Jacob for the first time. God says that Jacob will henceforth be called Israel, but the Bible continues to call him Jacob anyway. And even God himself calls him Jacob in 46:2. 32:28

"Tell me, I pray thee, thy name."
God refuses to tell Jacob his name. (It's a secret.) 32:29

"Therefore the children of Israel eat not of the sinew ...."
Jews don't eat the sinew of something or other because God messed with Jacob's leg while wrestling with him. (Now that's a good reason!) 32:32

"I have seen thy face, as though I had seen the face of God."
Since Jacob just saw the face of God a few verses ago (Genesis 32:30), he ought to know what God looks like. So now we do too. God looks just like Esau! Which is kind of strange, since God hates Esau. So all those pictures of God that you've seen? They had it all wrong. God is a redhead, just like Esau was. In fact, God is covered with red hair all over his body. 33:10

God renames Jacob a second time. 35:10

Jacob names Bethel again. The first time 28:19 the name didn't stick. 35:15

Isaac lives to be 180. 35:28

Chapter 36 presents another boring genealogy that we are told to avoid in 1 Tim.1:4 and Tit.3:9 ("Avoid foolish questions and genealogies.") 36:1-43

Amalek was born many years after his descendants were "smitten." (Gen.14:7) 36:12

"He rent his clothes." 37:29

"And Jacob rent his clothes." 37:34

Tamar (the widow of Er and Onan, who were killed by God) dresses up as a prostitute and Judah (her father-in-law) propositions her, saying: "Let me come in unto thee .... And he ... came in unto her, and she conceived by him." From this incestuous union, twins (38:27-28) were born (both were boys of course). One of these was Pharez -- an ancestor of Jesus (Lk.3:33). 38:13-18

There was a seven year, God-created famine over the entire earth. 41:56

"All countries came into Egypt to Joseph for to buy corn."
The Aztecs, the Chinese, and the Indigenous Australians all came to Joseph to buy grain. 41:57

"And Joseph knew his brethren, but they knew not him."
Stupid stories like this can only be found in the Bible (and the Quran). 42:8

Joseph and his magic divining cup. 44:5, 15

Jacob lives to be 147. 47:28

"He washed his garments in wine ... His eyes shall be red with wine."
Did Judah really wash his clothes in wine? Were his eyes bloodshot from drinking too much? Or is this a prophecy of Jesus? (I didn't know Jesus had a drinking problem.) 49:11-12

Exodus

The Israelite population went from 70 (or 75) to several million in a few hundred years. 1:5,7, 12:37, 38:26

The birth story of Moses is suspiciously similar to that of the birth of Sargon, an Akkadian monarch from the 3rd millennium BCE. (BBC: The tale of the basket) 2:3

God, disguised as a burning bush, has a long heart-to-heart talk with Moses. 3:4 - 4:17

God shows Moses some tricks that he says are sure to impress. First, throw your rod on the ground; it will become a snake. Then grab the snake by the tail and it will become a rod again. Next, make your hand appear leprous, and then cure it. And finally, pour water on the ground and it will turn into blood. (That ought to do it!) 4:2-9

God decides to kill Moses because his son had not yet been circumcised. Luckily for Moses, his Egyptian wife Zipporah "took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me. So he [God] let him go." This story shows the importance of penises to God, and his hatred of foreskins. 4:24-26

Moses and Aaron ask the Pharaoh to let all the Israelites go into the desert to pray for three days, or else God will kill them all "with pestilence, or with the sword." 5:3

God says that Abraham didn't know that his name was Jehovah. Yet in Gen.22:14 Abraham names the place where he nearly kills Isaac after God's name, Jehovah. 6:3

Lehi, Kohath, and Amram join the long list of biblical characters with ridiculously long lives (137, 133, and 137 years, respectively). 6:16, 18, 20

In complaining about his difficulty with public speaking, Moses says, "Behold I am of uncircumcised lips." 6:12, 6:30

God tells Moses and Aaron that when Pharaoh asks for a miracle just throw your rod down and it will become a serpent. So when the time comes, Moses throws down his rod and it becomes a serpent. But the Egyptian magicians duplicate this trick. Luckily, for Aaron, his snake swallows theirs. (Whew!) 7:9-13

After the rod to serpent trick, God tells Moses and Aaron to smite the river and turn it into blood. This is the first of the famous 10 plagues of Egypt. Unfortunately, the magicians know this trick too, and they do so with their enchantments. Shucks! Just how the river could be turned to blood by the Egyptian sorcerers after it had been turned to blood by Moses and Aaron is not explained. 7:17-24

The second plague is frogs. Frogs covered the land. They were all over the beds and filled the ovens. But the Egyptian magicians did this trick too. (Did they wait until the frogs cleared out from the last performance before doing it again?) After the frog making contest was declared a draw, all the frogs died and "they gathered them together upon heaps; and the land stank." I bet. But at least it was all for the greater glory of God. 8:2-7

Plague #3 is lice in man and beast. This is the first trick that the magicians couldn't do. After this the magicians were convinced that Moses and Aaron's plagues were done by "the finger of God," and they gave up trying to match the remaining seven plagues. I guess lice are harder to make than frogs. 8:17-19

The fourth plague is swarms of flies, continuing the frogs and lice theme. 8:21

The fifth plague: all cattle in Egypt die. 9:6
But a little later (9:19-20, 12:29), God kills them again a couple more times.

The sixth plague: boils and blains upon man and beast.9:9-12

Why does God send plagues? So that people can get to know him better. 9:14

God gave power to the Pharaoh so that he could show off his own power by killing him. 9:15-16

The seventh plague is hail. "And the hail smote throughout the land of Egypt all that was in the field, both man and beast." 9:22-25

God killed Egyptians and their livestock by smashing them with huge hailstones mixed with fire. 9:24

God wants to be remembered forever for the mass murder of little children. 10:2

Eighth plague: locusts that are so thick that they "covered the face of the whole earth." (Even over Antarctica?) 10:4-5

Ninth plague: three days of darkness. The darkness was so this that the Egyptians couldn't even see each other. But the darkness knew how to avoid the Israelites, and so "all the children of Israel had light in their dwellings." 10:21-23

God tells the Israelites to smear some blood on their doors. That way when he's going around killing Egyptian children, he'll remember not to kill their children too. He probably said to himself when he saw the blood, "Oh yeah, I remember now. I not supposed to kill the children in this house." 12:7, 13

"And the pillar of the cloud went from before their face, and stood behind them." 14:19

"It was a cloud and darkness to them, but it gave light by night to these."
God's special cloud was a cloud of darkness to the Egyptians, but a cloud of light to the Hebrews. 14:20

God travels in a cloud by day and a fire by night. 13:21

The Egyptians chased after the Israelites with "all Pharaoh's horses." But according to 9:3-6 there wouldn't have been any horses, since God killed them all in "a very grievous murrain." 14:23

"The Lord ... took off their chariot wheels."
God (the devious mechanic) personally removed the wheels from the Egyptian chariots. 14:25

God divided the sea with a "blast of [his] nostrils." 15:8

Moses casts a tree into the water and makes the bitter water taste sweet. 15:25

God appears to the Israelites and speaks from a cloud promising to send lots of food (quails and mana) from the sky. 16:10-12

It took the Israelites 40 years to travel from Egypt to Canaan, yet such a journey, even at that time, would have taken no more than ten days. 16:35

God stands on a rock and tells Moses to hit the rock. Then water comes out of it for the people to drink. God's such a clever guy! 17:6

As long as Moses the magician keeps his hand up, the Israelites are successful in battle, but the second his hand falls, they start getting beat. So when Moses' arm gets tired, Aaron props it up so that the Amalekites get slaughtered. 17:11-12

"The Lord has sworn [God swears!] that the Lord will have war with Amalek from generation to generation." So God is still fighting Amalek. I hope Moses can still keep his hand up. 17:14-16

A magical trumpet played loud while God came down in smoke, fire, and earthquakes onto Mt. Sinai. 19:16-18

Like the great and powerful Wizard of Oz, nobody can see God and live. 19:21

God tells the priests not to go up the steps to the altar "that thy nakedness not be discovered thereon." (Skirts on stairs are a problem.) 20:26

If an ox gores someone, "then the ox shall surely be stoned." 21:28

If an ox gores someone due to the negligence of its owner, then "the ox shall be stoned, and his owner shall be put to death.". 21:29

"Thou shalt not seethe a kid in a kid in his mother's milk." 23:19

God has hornets that bite and kill people.23:27-28

God has feet.24:10

Six chapters are wasted on divine instructions for making tables, candlesticks, snuffers, etc. 25 - 30

God decrees that priestly garments, girdles, and bonnets shall be made "for glory and beauty." 28:2, 20, 40

God's magical Urim and Thummim 28:30

Aaron must wear a bell whenever he enters "the holy place" or God will kill him. 28:34-35

God gives instructions for making priestly breeches. "And thou shalt make them linen breeches to cover their nakedness; from the loins even unto the thighs shall they reach." 28:42

Priest must wear holy breeches or die!
"They shall be upon Aaron, and upon his sons, when they come in unto the tabernacle ... or ... die." 28:43

God instructs the priests to burn the dung of bullocks outside the camp as a sin offering. 29:14

God tells Moses to kill a ram and put the blood on the tip of Aaron's right ear, and on his right thumb, and on his right big toe, and then sprinkle the blood around the altar. Finally, sprinkle some on Aaron and his sons and on their garments. This will make them "hallowed." 29:20-21

God tells Aaron and his sons to take the rump, fat, caul, kidneys, and right shoulder of the ram and add a loaf of bread or two, and a wafer of unleavened bread. Then they put the whole mess in the hands of Aaron and his sons and they wave them before the Lord. This is a wave offering. 29:22-24

Wash up or die. This is a good verse to use when reminding the kiddies to wash their hands before supper. 30:20

Whoever puts holy oil on a stranger shall be "cut off from his people." 30:33

And whoever uses God's favorite perfume will be exiled. 30:37-38

God's finger. 31:18

Aaron makes a golden calf and tells the people to take off their clothes and dance around naked. God then punishes them mercilessly for following their divinely appointed religious leader. Ex.32:1-35

Moses talks God out of killing all the Israelites. 32:11-13

"And the Lord repented of the evil which he though to do unto his people." But how could a good God even consider doing evil to anyone? 32:14

"I cast it into the fire, and there came out this calf."
Aaron just threw the gold earings into the fire and (Presto!) out came a golden calf! 32:24

Aaron makes the people take off all their clothes and dance naked around his golden calf. 32:25

Although God is too shy to let Moses see his face, he does permit a peek at his "back parts." (The divine mooning) 33:23

God's name is Jealous. 34:14

One of the commandments of God is "Thou shalt not seeth a kid in its mother's milk." 34:26

Moses goes without food or water for 40 days and 40 nights. 34:28

After meeting God on mount Sinai, Moses had to cover his face with a veil to avoid frightening the Israelites. 34:30-35

Leviticus

God gives detailed instructions for performing ritualistic animal sacrifices. such bloody rituals must be important to God, judging from the number of times that he repeats their instructions. Indeed the entire first nine chapters of Leviticus can be summarized as follows: Get an animal, kill it, sprinkle the blood around, cut the dead animal into pieces, and burn it for a "sweet savor unto the Lord." Chapters 1 - 9

"For a sweet savour unto the Lord." 1:17, 2:2, 2:9, 2:12, 3:5, 3:16, 6:15, 6:21

"It is a thing most holy of the offerings of the LORD made by fire." 2:10

"The fat that covereth the inwards ... and the two kidneys ... and the caul above the liver.... It is ... a sweet savour unto the Lord." 3:3-5

"The fat ... the whole rump ... the inwards ... the two kidneys ... burn it upon the altar: it is the food of the offering made by fire unto the LORD." 3:9-11

When you are making your animal sacrifices, be sure to remember that "all the fat is the Lord's." God loves blood and guts, but most especially fat. And he doesn't like to share! 3:16

"If a soul shall sin through ignorance...." But how can someone "sin through ignorance?" Don't your have to at least know that an act is wrong before it can be sinful? 4:2, 13, 22, 27

"The priest shall dip his finger in the blood and sprinkle the blood seven times before the Lord." 4:6

"And the skin of the bullock, and all his flesh, with his head, and with his legs, and his inwards, and his dung...."
What to do with the fat, kidneys, liver, skin, head, entrails, and dung from your burnt offerings. 4:11-12

"If the whole congregation ... sin through ignorance" 4:13

"Bring of the bullock's blood ... And the priest shall dip his finger in the blood and sprinkle the blood seven times before the Lord." 4:16-17

"Put some of the blood upon the horns of the altar ... and ... pour out all the blood ... and ... take all his fat from him, and burn it upon the altar." 4:18-19

"When a ruler hath sinned ... through ignorance" 4:22

"If any one of the common people sin through ignorance ... then he shall bring his offering, a kid of the goats, a female without blemish, for his sin which he hath sinned."
If a common person sins through ignorance, then kill a female goat. (More important people must kill male goats.) 4:27-28

"He shall take away all the fat ... and ... burn it upon the altar for a sweet savour unto the LORD." 4:31

"If a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean, and guilty."
If you touch any unclean thing (like a dead cow or a bug), then you'll be both unclean and guilty. 5:2

"Or if he touch the uncleanness of man ... he shall be guilty."
If you touch "the uncleanness of man" (?!) you'll be guilty. 5:3

"Or if a soul swear, pronouncing with his lips to do evil, or to do good ... he shall be guilty."
If you swear to do something evil or good, you'll be guilty. 5:4

"He shall bring his trespass offering unto the LORD ... a female from the flock, a lamb or a kid of the goats."
If you touch an insect, dead animal, or "the uncleanness of man" or if you swear to do something good or bad (5:2-4), kill a female lamb or goat for God. (A female will do since it's a minor offense.) 5:6

"The Lord spake unto Moses, saying, If a soul ... sin through ignorance ... then he shall bring for his trespass unto the LORD a ram without blemish."
If you sin without knowing that you've done anything wrong, kill an unblemished ram for God. 5:14-15

"If a soul sin ... though he wist it not, yet is he guilty, and shall bear his iniquity."
If you sin against your own will, you are still guilty. 5:17

"Whatsoever shall touch the flesh thereof shall be holy."
Whatever touches the dead body of a burnt offering is holy. 6:27

"Offer of it all the fat thereof; the rump, and the fat that covereth the inwards, and the two kidneys, and the fat that is on them ... and the caul that is above the liver." 7:3

"The priest shall have to himself the skin of the burnt offering."
The priest gets all the skin to himself. Lucky! 7:8

"And all the meat offering that is baken in the oven, and all that is dressed in the fryingpan, and in the pan, shall be the priest's that offereth it."
The priest also gets all the meat in the frying pan. 7:9

"And every meat offering, mingled with oil, and dry, shall all the sons of Aaron have."
And Aaron's sons get all the meat and oil. 7:10

"The flesh of the sacrifice of his peace offerings for thanksgiving shall be eaten the same day that it is offered; he shall not leave any of it until the morning."
Be sure to eat all your sacrificed animals the same day that you kill them. Leftovers are not allowed! 7:15

"If any of the flesh of the sacrifice of his peace offerings be eaten at all on the third day ... it shall be an abomination, and the soul that eateth of it shall bear his iniquity."
Don't eat any of your dead sacrifcial animals on the third day after you kill them. That is an abomination to God and he will never forgive you for it! 7:18

"And the flesh that toucheth any unclean thing shall not be eaten."
Don't eat any of your dead sacrficed animals if they have touched any unclean thing. 7:19

"But the soul that eateth of the flesh of the sacrifice of peace offerings ... having his uncleanness upon him, even that soul shall be cut off from his people."
Don't eat any sacrificed animals while you have your uncleanness upon you. If you do, you'll be exiled. 7:20

"Moreover the soul that shall touch any unclean thing, as the uncleanness of man, or any unclean beast, or any abominable unclean thing, and eat of the flesh of the sacrifice of peace offerings, which pertain unto the LORD, even that soul shall be cut off from his people."
If you touch any unclean thing (like "the uncleanness of man, or any unclean beast, or any other abominable unclean thing") while eating sacrifieced animals, you will be exiled. 7:21

"Ye shall eat no manner of fat ... for whosoever eateth the fat of the beast, of which men offer an offering made by fire unto the LORD ... shall be cut off from his people."
Be careful what you eat during these animal sacrifices. Don't eat fat or you will be exiled. 7:23-25

"Moreover ye shall eat no manner of blood ... Whatsoever soul it be that eateth any manner of blood, even that soul shall be cut off from his people." 7:26

"The fat with the breast, it shall he bring, that the breast may be waved for a wave offering before the LORD." Wave the fat and the breast for "a wave offering before the Lord." 7:30

"And the priest shall burn the fat upon the altar: but the breast shall be Aaron's and his sons'."


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science can't prove god doesn't exist, . .
bu t then that isn't it's goal.
religion can't prove god does exist, . .
but then it's function is faith.
it be displayed that the most ignorant of the
two isms firmly implant themselves in the
argument of making the other wrong and
themselves right.
this is like two hands of the same person
punching the mouth for speaking words
that say left or right of their own
personal preference leaving the person
with a broken and bloodied face.
first to do, i'd say, is put this person
in a straight jacket and lock him in
a padded room until his eyes are opened
again to see the miracle that both left
and right, science and religion are describing.
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Science is a tool to understand the physical world, religion is a tool to understand the spiritual world. I see no problem with them being friends.victory
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Why can't people wait until they die, then they will discover the truth for themselves?
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Heres a fine example of religion and proof that it;s just a business based on lies,intimidation,sexual deviations and generally hatred for all that question it.

Read it and weep you braindead religious freaks of nature

[link to abclocal.go.com]

Religitards fall for this shit by the millions, millions
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Oh and by the way I am willing to bet I have forgot more in life than you have learned.
 Quoting: Godsontoo


Trouble is you've forgotten all of it too.
Now your brain is clear to figure out what 2 + 2 adds up to.
Go for it dude!
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No point in being so angry... their point o view is very limited. All great art, music, poetry, love, even science, comes from a knowledge of God.
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Heh OP, you assume my reply is attacking your God, which is not the case. Your gods or angels are my friends whom speak quietly with me now and then, so relax.

I am also a retired biologist and very well aware of common adaptations to this world by many species. This adaptation is not a denial of a god nor a supporting argument for, or against your beliefs and should not be a concern.

It truly is fine for you to believe as you do and be wrong, I don't mind, but if I don't agree, then don't assume to know my spirituality.

My angels took me out of body and showed my sacred light body and told me it was sacred. They never threatened me because I feel species evolve,nor did they kick my ass because I embrace no organized religion. The only time I got attacked was by your group whom called my angels demons and you suggest I give credibility to you and yours? No, you are still a child and need to grow spiritually. Don't suggest quoting anything to support your side, for it has no power of persuasion over my soul. Look not for your god in a book, nor a mountain nor a cloud, but within. Have fun guy.
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You have fun to because I know the truth. My eyes are wide open and when I make a statement trying to convince a person of the truth of The Bible , that statement is meant for whomever will allow that seed of knowledge to flourish. The fact of the matter is that I see way more christians being attacked for there beliefs than atheists.

Another sad fact is that numerous individuals post threads pretending to be christian telling all who wad they are hell bound just to start trouble and make us Christians look bad. This happens all the time and it is very easy to see by the post that it is not a true Christian.
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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Re: MAN !!!! I can't STAND atheist fanatics. To be honest, I can't stand ANY atheists that follow science to explain life.
No point in being so angry... their point o view is very limited. All great art, music, poetry, love, even science, comes from a knowledge of God.
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This is true. Did you know most atheists have very low
IQ's ?
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Re: MAN !!!! I can't STAND atheist fanatics. To be honest, I can't stand ANY atheists that follow science to explain life.
Just because something is perfect to you, doesnt mean that some mystifying bearded man created it with his fingers.

This environment is perfect only because you can survive in it. you can survive in it because you evolved for it.

Dont you see?
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Re: MAN !!!! I can't STAND atheist fanatics. To be honest, I can't stand ANY atheists that follow science to explain life.
No point in being so angry... their point o view is very limited. All great art, music, poetry, love, even science, comes from a knowledge of God.
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This is true. Did you know most atheists have very low
IQ's ?
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I did not but I will look for a study on this and maybe start a thread.
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.

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