No beer tonight. I just ate half of a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. I guess I am trying to put on a little blubber before the famine and various sundry dooms are fully engaging us.

OP, I wish I could poke holes in what you said. I can't.

I just hope we have a little more time to prepare. My wife thinks I am a doom & gloom loon, but she may think otherwise when she is eating my squirreled away rice, beans and other stuff.