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The Final Word: Thread Game About Earth's Fate

 
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The Final Word: Thread Game About Earth's Fate
The last person to post in this thread when it dies will have the final word. No matter what the contents of their post, that post will be declared true and all previous posters - unless they agreed with the final point - will be wrong in the eyes of the game. Including me.

The first topic is the fate of Earth. I picked this, because it's something people will be interested in for obvious reasons. You can hijack the thread if you think you can, and make it about your own subject if you desire.

The game will end when the thread is forgotten. You will know you won only if you search the thread later and find that yours is the only post remaining. You may change your post at this point, but run the risk of others seeing it and posting their own final word. The rules other than that are you must adhere to GLP's ToS. The content after that will be as positive or negative as you decide.

FIRST TOPIC: THE FATE OF EARTH

Hit it.

Sudden death rules: If someone in charge gets annoyed with this thread and deletes it, the game will default. The result? No winners.
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Earth will last far longer than the sun. Humanity will turn the Earth inside out and travel to the edge of space. Population will be controlled by administrators, but it will ultimately be a good life. Humanity will colonize other worlds. At the edge of the known universe humans will encounter other beings that are quite different to them. No wars will result.
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In the year 2190 a great war will break out between humans who value individuality and those who are operating under a collective borg-like brain. The "collectivists" will win the war with overwhelming numbers, but individuals will be allowed to continue living in Australia. Australia will be guarded by coastal patrolling robots to keep the individuals from escaping. The penalty for attempting to escape will be "absorption" into the collective. Life will go on peacefully for another 100 years before an individual invents a way to destroy the collective empire. Humanity will be reduced to a population of 1% of today's. A comparable number of collectivists will be allowed to live in what is today's Portugal. Humanity will see a period of peace for another 100 years.
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In 2035 Aliens visiting Earth will announce their presence on our planet for the past 200 years shortly before leaving forever.
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In 2035 Aliens visiting Earth will announce their presence on our planet for the past 200 years shortly before leaving forever.
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We will never see any evidence their kind again for several million years - even as we begin colonizing other planets.
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Zero Point Energy will be created in 2091. It will cause as many problems as it solves when a backpack model and energy gun are invented.
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We will not all die, we will just have to change ourselves to what we get from our mistakes.
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We will not all die, we will just have to change ourselves to what we get from our mistakes.
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We will all die. We will, however learn that oblivion is not the end.
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God will appear on television on December 1st 2011 and announce his second coming on December 20th, 2011. Worldwide riots will ensue. On December 20th, 2011 an announcement will be made that the cause of the announcement was a hacker. Shortly after that a million people will disappear overnight.
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The bible as we know it will be rewritten causing the creation of a new religion. The church will dissolve shortly after this. In 2025 it will begin to pull itself back into a place of power at the start of World War IV.
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At midnight on April 20th 2099 Earth will be hit by a solar flare disrupting all communication and ending civilization as we (will) know it. "Trillions of dollars" in potential damage will be caused worldwide. 50,000,000 will later be said to have died from the event.
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At midnight on April 20th 2099 Earth will be hit by a solar flare disrupting all communication and ending civilization as we (will) know it. "Trillions of dollars" in potential damage will be caused worldwide. 50,000,000 will later be said to have died from the event.
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Historians in 2230 will dispute whether the event ever happened in the first place.
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after 2012 there will be no more independant thinking allowed or game playing for quite a number of years.

after 3019 and all rebellion will end. Earth will be renewed and the sun will no longer be necessary.

Enter a time were men will live in peace and joy able to travel great distances at will.
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after 2012 there will be no more independant thinking allowed or game playing for quite a number of years.

after 3019 and all rebellion will end. Earth will be renewed and the sun will no longer be necessary.

Enter a time were men will live in peace and joy able to travel great distances at will.
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Same as above, except humanity will live in teepees.
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Ron Paul, kept alive by cybernetic enhancements with a body that is over 90% machine will be elected in 2099 for the first time since the "Second Disruption" and will guide humanity into a brief period of prosperity. His reign will last eight years.

A year in 2099 will last 181 days after the "First Disruption."
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*Incidentally, the post you make has nothing to do with your previous posts unless you include them in that post or quote them. You can also post with other peoples' quotes thus agreeing with them.*

HXN1 will break out in the US in Post-Year 1 and disrupt trade causing most of the population to undertake self-imposed quarantine to avoid contamination. Home entertainment will skyrocket in the next few months. Production and infrastructure will be largely automated or performed by robots during this period. Two years later going outside will be declared illegal by the remote congress.
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"Incident X-42981" will be a household term by 2014. No one will know where the entity came from. Only one man will know where it went - and when it will return. This man will post his findings to GLP and be summarily ignored.

Arguments over whether X-42981 was God or the Devil will rage on for close to a century.
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The popularity of Virtual Reality will cause the WHO to declare "Reality Transfer Syndrome" a disease in 2019.
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"Death of a Salesman" will be banned after it is discovered the book contains encoded messages that cause individuals who watch the only fifteen episodes a popular reality television show to activate "Manchurian Candidate" style and become deranged psychopaths. A new copy with similar wording but lacking the exact words from the original will be republished in 2017 amid mass unnecessary protests. It will be discovered to be safe.
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Thread game "The Final Word" will be declared illegal after the effect on the collective consciousness of humanity is discovered by Swiss Neurologists in 2017. After this, underground IRC syndicates will attempt to manipulate reality through future incarnations of "The Final Word." Their efforts will have less of an effect as the originals.
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Thread Game "The Final Word" will be declared mandatory for all citizens between the age of 21 and 35 and bring about a new world of prosperity after it successfully is credited with destroying an asteroid destined to hit Earth.
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Obama will win 2012 election.
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In the year 2190 a great war will break out between humans who value individuality and those who are operating under a collective borg-like brain. The "collectivists" will win the war with overwhelming numbers, but individuals will be allowed to continue living in Australia. Australia will be guarded by coastal patrolling robots to keep the individuals from escaping. The penalty for attempting to escape will be "absorption" into the collective. Life will go on peacefully for another 100 years before an individual invents a way to destroy the collective empire. Humanity will be reduced to a population of 1% of today's. A comparable number of collectivists will be allowed to live in what is today's Portugal. Humanity will see a period of peace for another 100 years.
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This one, except it will happen in 2025 after Watson becomes self aware.
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Okay this one. Chemtrails will be revealed as a last ditch effort in an attempt to combat global warming. It will be secret largely because it dumps reflective material into the air that could cause cancer and has not been approved by the WHO. When the revelation finally comes out, people will riot. After chemtrails stop, temperatures on Earth will rise 10 degrees.
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You mean the Fate of Earth or the Fate of the People of Earth?

Earth just will go on for aeons and aeons until the solar system ceases to exist.
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Okay this one. Chemtrails will be revealed as a last ditch effort in an attempt to combat global warming. It will be secret largely because it dumps reflective material into the air that could cause cancer and has not been approved by the WHO. When the revelation finally comes out, people will riot. After chemtrails stop, temperatures on Earth will rise 10 degrees.
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why then would the reptillians be coming up from the underground bunkers/d.u.m.b.s to spray at night at high altitudes in their wingless craft? and indeed they are en masse

you think that reptiles don't like the warmth of the sun????

LOLOLOL

think again

a snake will crawl all day to find a warm rock to stretch out on

guess again
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A computer will be developed in 2091 that fits in the palm of your hand and can store the entire consciousness of the collective human race. People will have their minds downloaded into the computer and be set adrift in space. These lucky few will live 1,000 years until the computer is discovered by a race of aliens. The aliens will then upload them into real bodies and inform them that Earth was long since destroyed. By them. The remaining humans will be given the option of living among the aliens or returning to their computer. Thus will begin the seventh great war.
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All of Earth's people will find themselves teleported back to the year 1850 in 2012. For reasons that will become clear to the population a massive cover-up will begin that results in no one after 1945 being aware of the shift. This has happened hundreds of times before. It will happen many more times.
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A solar flare hits Earth on April 11, 2011.

Everything. Is. Destroyed.
Everything.
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ORIGINAL THREAD POST, QUOTE:
Earth will last far longer than the sun. Humanity will turn the Earth inside out and travel to the edge of space. Population will be controlled by administrators, but it will ultimately be a good life. Humanity will colonize other worlds. At the edge of the known universe humans will encounter other beings that are quite different to them. No wars will result.
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Sounds like Halo, "the Earth will be turned inside out"...yeah this sounds like a good start -- Continue --cool2
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A solar flare hits Earth on April 11, 2011.

Everything. Is. Destroyed.
Everything.
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You can't save the world that easily. This post updates my solar flare post.