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The "BIBLE" Guarantees MAY 21 2011 is Judgment day. What are you going to do when its WRONG

 
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The "BIBLE" Guarantees MAY 21 2011 is Judgment day. What are you going to do when its WRONG
Really when nothing happends on May 21, 2011 what are you going to do?

Is your faith going to be shaken or are you just going to make more shit up?
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The same thing every other tard does when they are wrong.
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May 21 2011 is such horseshit
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The Bible sets no specific dates for any future events. You are a fool OP.
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Harold Camping will go on a camping trip...
I have not yet seen any explanation why they come to 21st May. I still believe that 2011 may see the rapture.
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The Bible sets no specific dates for any future events. You are a fool OP.
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Oh I am.. seeing how so many Biblethumpers on here are 100% sure that it happend May 21,2011.. So who is the fool.. If you learned how to read, I know thats hard for some people. but it ASKS what are you going to do when it comes and goes and nothing happends.
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Wonder if there will be another mass suicide around that time?
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Re: The "BIBLE" Guarantees MAY 21 2011 is Judgment day. What are you going to do when its WRONG
The Bible guarantees no such thing OP , in fact quite the opposite .

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Matthew 24:36
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The Bible sets no specific dates for any future events. You are a fool OP.
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Oh I am.. seeing how so many Biblethumpers on here are 100% sure that it happend May 21,2011.. So who is the fool.. If you learned how to read, I know thats hard for some people. but it ASKS what are you going to do when it comes and goes and nothing happends.
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It's not a question worth answering because it's predicated on a lie and you have an obvious agenda anyway. The real question is, if you knew the truth, would you ignore it anyway? I have a feeling you would.
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The Bible guarantees no such thing OP , in fact quite the opposite .

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Matthew 24:36
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Now go0 back and actually read the original post...hiding
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Convert to Islam
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The Bible sets no specific dates for any future events. You are a fool OP.
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Oh I am.. seeing how so many Biblethumpers on here are 100% sure that it happend May 21,2011.. So who is the fool.. If you learned how to read, I know thats hard for some people. but it ASKS what are you going to do when it comes and goes and nothing happends.
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The Bible says no one will know the day or the hour when Christ will arrive. But we will know the season.

There are many Christians who hold steadfast to dates. I, for one, do not. All I know, is that I need to keep my heart ready for any day because He could come take me if I were to die at anytime. My faith does not rely on dates, but in Christ. That is all I need. I look at date setters and I shake my head because they are so worried about WHEN he will come back rather than worried about the people that do not know Christ or who are weak in their faith with Christ.
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Hey OP: A bunch of people claim you beat your wife. What will you do when you are arrested the first time? Will you stop beating her like a real man or will you just keep at it?
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Convert to Islam
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Why? Islam denies the deity of Christ. Clearly of the devil.
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Re: The "BIBLE" Guarantees MAY 21 2011 is Judgment day. What are you going to do when its WRONG
The Bible guarantees no such thing OP , in fact quite the opposite .

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Matthew 24:36
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Now go0 back and actually read the original post...hiding
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What are you talking about Willis ???
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I am certainly not a bible thumper or a bible scholar, but even I know the bible says man can not divine the future, and he should not try. I doubt your claim that the bible says that, but if you want to quote the verses that guarantee that date, I'm open to you point. Otherwise;
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The Bible sets no specific dates for any future events. You are a fool OP.
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This whole thing is based off the fact that they bible claims to know when God told Noah to get on his boat. God mentions 7 days, people take the 1 day = 1 thousand years thing and use it here. So, 7,000 years later is may 21 2011.

Kind of a stretch with the logic they are using, if you can call it logic.
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Re: The "BIBLE" Guarantees MAY 21 2011 is Judgment day. What are you going to do when its WRONG
The Bible guarantees no such thing OP , in fact quite the opposite .

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Matthew 24:36
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Now go0 back and actually read the original post...hiding
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What are you talking about Willis ???
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These anti-christs are pretty dumb. They set up a false premise and want everyone to pretend it's the truth. All the while, their hate-filled huffing and puffing shines through every post.
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Re: The "BIBLE" Guarantees MAY 21 2011 is Judgment day. What are you going to do when its WRONG
Hey OP: A bunch of people claim you beat your wife. What will you do when you are arrested the first time? Will you stop beating her like a real man or will you just keep at it?
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And everyone says you like little 6 year old boys.. you must be a paster
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Re: The "BIBLE" Guarantees MAY 21 2011 is Judgment day. What are you going to do when its WRONG
The bible gives no date at all. To read the scriptures in your own language see holybiblefoundation.org. They have bibles in dozens of languages for FREE download. The Gospel of John is a good place to start. See for yourself what God has to say.
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Re: The "BIBLE" Guarantees MAY 21 2011 is Judgment day. What are you going to do when its WRONG
The Bible sets no specific dates for any future events. You are a fool OP.
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This whole thing is based off the fact that they bible claims to know when God told Noah to get on his boat. God mentions 7 days, people take the 1 day = 1 thousand years thing and use it here. So, 7,000 years later is may 21 2011.

Kind of a stretch with the logic they are using, if you can call it logic.
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If it were that simple Jesus wouldn't have told us nobody knows the date. These people are utter fools or satan worshipers out decieving people. Get people to believe your lies and when it doesn't happen, it discourages them. It's a classic tactic and this OP is engaged in that very thing.
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Hey OP: A bunch of people claim you beat your wife. What will you do when you are arrested the first time? Will you stop beating her like a real man or will you just keep at it?
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And everyone says you like little 6 year old boys.. you must be a paster
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*ahem, let me impersonate you now*

WHY YOU NO ANSWER MY QUESTION!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?
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Hey OP: A bunch of people claim you beat your wife. What will you do when you are arrested the first time? Will you stop beating her like a real man or will you just keep at it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1270996


And everyone says you like little 6 year old boys.. you must be a paster
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*ahem, let me impersonate you now*

WHY YOU NO ANSWER MY QUESTION!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?
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Because unlike you I am a real man and I would never lay a hand on my wife. And everyone know this about you. So until you really know me in real life your pie hole needs to be shut and you can stay out of my personal life.. I am not in your personal life here.. I simply asked a question. But people like you are to stupid to stick to your guns..
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The date off the "end" has been set 10,000 times.
10,000 times it has been wrong.
Someday, I'm sure somebody will GUESS it right, but by then
people will have cried wolf so many times no one will listen.

There is a reason GOD doesn't give the date of the end.
How many people would live like hell until the day before and plan an 11th hour 59th minute conversion? probably all of them, right?
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The Bible sets no specific dates for any future events. You are a fool OP.
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This whole thing is based off the fact that they bible claims to know when God told Noah to get on his boat. God mentions 7 days, people take the 1 day = 1 thousand years thing and use it here. So, 7,000 years later is may 21 2011.

Kind of a stretch with the logic they are using, if you can call it logic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1001177


If it were that simple Jesus wouldn't have told us nobody knows the date. These people are utter fools or satan worshipers out decieving people. Get people to believe your lies and when it doesn't happen, it discourages them. It's a classic tactic and this OP is engaged in that very thing.
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Aye but with the whole nobody knowing the date thing, you are forgetting another important part of the bible which states that in the end times the bible secrets will be revealed. So the date will be made available, just not until the end times are here, so that people living before the revealing of the date can't warn others ahead of time.

I doubt it's may 21st either way, but the bible does say we will know if you read both parts, only one part says no one will know the date.
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Since my faith is founded on the Word of God and not some rantings of a false Prophet, I doubt that my faith will even have a quiver let alone be shaken.
"Glory is what happens when faith overcomes adversity."
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The Bible guarantees no such thing OP , in fact quite the opposite .

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Matthew 24:36
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Now go0 back and actually read the original post...hiding
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What are you talking about Willis ???
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NOthing really. Just thought I'd come on here and stir some shit up...

Seeing as the bible also tells you not to get involved in arguments I would say that would make you and a lot of others here hypocrites if I am not mistaken?tomato
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CAMPING IS A FRAUD.
CAMPING IS A FALSE PROPHET.
ON MAY, 22 WILL HIS DEVOTEES STONE HIM?
LET US HOPE SO.
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The Bible sets no specific dates for any future events. You are a fool OP.
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This whole thing is based off the fact that they bible claims to know when God told Noah to get on his boat. God mentions 7 days, people take the 1 day = 1 thousand years thing and use it here. So, 7,000 years later is may 21 2011.

Kind of a stretch with the logic they are using, if you can call it logic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1001177


If it were that simple Jesus wouldn't have told us nobody knows the date. These people are utter fools or satan worshipers out decieving people. Get people to believe your lies and when it doesn't happen, it discourages them. It's a classic tactic and this OP is engaged in that very thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1270996


Aye but with the whole nobody knowing the date thing, you are forgetting another important part of the bible which states that in the end times the bible secrets will be revealed. So the date will be made available, just not until the end times are here, so that people living before the revealing of the date can't warn others ahead of time.

I doubt it's may 21st either way, but the bible does say we will know if you read both parts, only one part says no one will know the date.
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Really , which chapter and verse ???
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What is your authority to say it want happen?



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The Bible guarantees no such thing OP , in fact quite the opposite .

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Matthew 24:36
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Now go0 back and actually read the original post...hiding
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What are you talking about Willis ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1334792


NOthing really. Just thought I'd come on here and stir some shit up...

Seeing as the bible also tells you not to get involved in arguments I would say that would make you and a lot of others here hypocrites if I am not mistaken?tomato
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Is that the best you got ??? cruise , First show me verse and chapter . Also , do you know what the word hypocrite means ???

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