Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,599 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 749,590
Pageviews Today: 1,090,251Threads Today: 282Posts Today: 5,514
10:49 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

PINK TIE SIGNAL!

 
HAS BEEN GIVEN
08/26/2005 12:20 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
PINK TIE SIGNAL!
they got their warning, did you!
nanuke
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
scratching

banned2
el fundio
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
end1doh1bushfing
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
it begins soon
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
Yes.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
the pink tie is EVERYWHERE on TV, especially on newscasters.

only the sheep do not notice.


way, way beyond a fashion trend.

it is a signal.


WTF does it signal!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
OMG, my son has a pink tie!
nanuke
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
watch carefully and keep your mind open.

report back in when you think you´ve found a pattern!

fun to do on a day off!

it´ll be one of my past times later today!popcorn
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
Do pink underwear count too?
JCD
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
Nanuke!!! I have not seen you in forever! I am butting in specifically to say hello. Please excuse me everyone.hi
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
Roger and wilco. Phasing to Pink Tie modality now.


Out.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
1088;

´...EVERYWHERE on TV.´ ?

Please give examples. Who is wearing them and
at what times, or on which shows. Many of us
do not watch TV.
Quetzalcoatl
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
The eels are in the Hover Craft. Repeat, The eels are in the Hover Craft. ((((wink wink))))
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
I´ve got pinkeye...what does THAT signify?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
?
JCD
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
Thats code for ´The fish are flying´ isn´t it?

Did they change the password on me again?
.
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
was it national breast cancer awareness day in your country?
willow
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
hi Trav, haven´t seen you forever either!
ashesand sackcloth
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
Funny they rebroadcast SNL with Pink as the band last night on E.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
Team Orange - go code.
Mister Obvious
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
Humanity ---> flush
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
eels in the hovercraft? didn´t you get the memo? code phrase is "the platypus is in the buick". and whiskey tango foxtrot is the pink tie scenario? fuckin´ gubmint don´t keep no one up to date!!!
GraffixMMW
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
and the pink tie means??????
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
Snowball, Snowball ....
GraffixMMW
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
how about the pink sock butt 1rof1
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
Stuff the pink sock.

Orange go!

What the fuck do you mean by whisky tango foxtrot?
jehovahawk
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
A long time ago in a land not so far away, a Mathematician had a vision. He dreamed of a place where Mathies could roam free, uninhibited by societal pressures to study Arts or Science. He dreamed of a separate Faculty of Mathematics. And he chose Waterloo to realize his dream.

Professor Ralph Stanton, the visionary behind the Faculty, also dreamed of ties. Striped ties. Dotted ties. He loved outlandish ties and his colleagues favoured his pink one. The pink tie soon came to be the unofficial symbol for Math at Waterloo.

When the Math & Computer Building celebrated its official opening in 1968, a giant 85 foot pink tie appeared on the outside of the building as a tribute to Professor Stanton and his valued contributions. Every year, Math Frosh learn to worship the tie and all it symbolizes.

Unfortunately, the pink tie has been subject to sabotage and kidnapping over the years. A ruthless terrorist sect formed, calling itself The Tie Liberation Organization. The TLO stole the math´s icon in 1984 and travelled across Ontario, snapping photos of the famous pink fabric in such exotic locations as Sudbury, Ottawa, and Toronto.

A new tie -- 40 feet long and 11 feet wide -- was promptly purchased when it became obvious that the TLO would not return the original. This purchase cost the MathSoc $540.35.

The second pink tie was not stolen but rather destroyed during an Engineering-induced attack in 1986. The enemy Engineers launched a barrage of paint bombs at MC, covering the pink tie with gallons of white paint. Yet another tie was purchased in 1989 but urban legend has it that should this tie be lost or damaged, it will not be replaced.

Thus, the Tie Guard came to be. These intelligent, courageous, and loyal subjects have a specific job: to protect the sacred pink tie. Pink Tie Preservationist, Marco Koechli, a UW math grad, established the first Tie Guard by organizing a 24 hour watch during Frosh Week. Rival Faculties and terrorist organizations were no match for the Tie Guard and the pink tie miraculously survived. The Tie Guard is now a permanent fixture every Frosh Week and has evolved into a central information point for incoming math students.

These students take the legend of the pink tie very seriously and some 1000 pink ties are distributed during Frosh Week to new Mathies. Over the years, the tie has seen various styles, ranging from an historical wide version popular in the 60s, to the skinny style favoured during the 80s. (A collection of photos and pink tie memorabilia can be viewed in the MathSoc office.)

Since 1968, the pink tie has become a sign of strength and unity in the Faculty of Mathematics. The Faculty was the first of its kind (having originally been part of the larger Faculty of Arts) and UW currently has the world´s highest full-time enrollment in mathematics. UW students, staff, and faculty members alike are proud of the Faculty and especially the Legend of the Pink Tie. Long live the Tie Guard!
All´s Well
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
newsflash
I just flipped every channel. Not one of the 15 hosts, actors or anchors dressed in ties on tv was sporting a pink one. Not one single pink tie on internet news search either.

This thread is either:


A) A hoax.woohooawhorewoohoo


B) a joke.s226


C) Exposing to us the existance of a public handshake signal alerting us of a secret society & some impending doom. *An alert that has already come & gone.iamwith


D) Showing us that well within the walls of randomness & improbability lies a thin layer of
the highly unlikely but inevitable. Like a giant cosmic anchorman-tie-color slot machine. Each sensational human event (deemed newsworthy), pulls that great & holy lever giving each of their tie colors a spin.


My god, glp, your´re all finally on the path to
something...
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
its a conspirecy i tell u run for the hills.
rofl
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
shoot the moon
Male Stud
12/08/2005 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: PINK TIE SIGNAL!
a pink tie is a sign of a sick mind.

News