JEW HATERS vs MUSLIM HATERS

Is President Obama a tool of Zionist forces who control the world and are enslaving humanity
OR
is he a secret Muslim who has been disguising his affiliation by attending Christian church for decades so he can assist in the takeover of western civilization and possibly even impose SHARIA LAW on the United States?

OR
Is he an agent of BOTH AT ONCE??

I'll let you guys duke it out with each other now and decide who's more believable. Should be highly entertaining.

Zionist, Muslim or BOTH?