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50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years

 
Chris Jusset
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50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Slideshow: The 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years

[link to images.businessweek.com]

My favorites:

The butt ugly AMC Gremlin -- this is the car I picture Internet trolls to drive:

[link to images.businessweek.com]

And AMC Pacer

[link to images.businessweek.com]

[link to forum.smartcanucks.ca]

Ford Pinto:

[link to images.businessweek.com]

Fiat Multipla looks like an insect:

[link to images.businessweek.com]

Beyond this slideshow, other ugly cars include:

1962 Plymouth Valiant:

[link to www.puff.com]

1972 Plymouth Valiant:

[link to i48.photobucket.com]

1972 Ford Gran Torino

[link to ford2012pic.info]

Gran Torino Squire Station Wagon

[link to ford2012pic.info]

[link to ford2012pic.info]

1969 Plymouth Fury Suburban

[link to media.photobucket.com]

AMC Matador:

[link to www.carsplusplus.com]

1965 Mercury Colony Park Station Wagon

[link to i3.tinypic.com]

1965 Ford Country Squire Station Wagon (gotta love the fake wood)

[link to image.automobilemag.com]

1971 Olds Vista Cruiser

[link to images.thetruthaboutcars.com]

You gotta wonder what the designers were thinking when they created these ultra-ugly cars.
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Time Magazine ran a slideshow of the 50 Worst Cars of All-time:

[link to www.time.com]

Including the 1958 Ford Edsel:

[link to www.time.com]

1961 Amphicar

[link to www.time.com]

1971 Chrysler LaBaron

[link to www.time.com]

1976 Chevy Chevette

[link to www.time.com]

The dreaded 1985 Yugo

[link to www.time.com]
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
The beautiful Ford Maverick:

[link to slog.thestranger.com]

[link to a358.ac-images.myspacecdn.com]
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
The Volkswagon Vanagon:

[link to static.cargurus.com]

Can you get any uglier than this?

[link to www.autofiends.com]
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Edsel

[link to m1.ikiwq.com]
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Pft, I think the PT Cruiser is the ugliest piece of shit car I've ever laid eyes on.


So is that square shaped vehicle they came out with a few years back... fucking ugly shit right there.
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Iam old enough to have had the honor to have owned half of these marvelous pieces of Detroit shit.

Shoot I still have a 53 nash and an 88 Olds custom cruiser.

How about them apples, huh?

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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Iam old enough to have had the honor to have owned half of these marvelous pieces of Detroit shit.

Shoot I still have a 53 nash and an 88 Olds custom cruiser.

How about them apples, huh?
 Quoting: Bibbles&Fluff


LOL

cruise

In think my aunt had a 1998 Olds Custom Cruiser

[link to www.larrycamuso.com]

It was a bitch when the tranny went out ...
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Those Nissan (I think) Cube's are just fugly.
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
pontiac aztec is one of the ugliest vehicles I have seen
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
I just found a 1971 Olds Cutlass that I am buying
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Pft, I think the PT Cruiser is the ugliest piece of shit car I've ever laid eyes on.


So is that square shaped vehicle they came out with a few years back... fucking ugly shit right there.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Yeah, the PT Cruiser is now a dead dinosaur.

To some it's an acquired taste;

[link to bluntobject.files.wordpress.com]

to others, it's an ugly motherfucker:

[link to www.ridelust.com]

[link to www.mnn.com]
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
The ENZO is not an ugly car by any means.
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
pontiac aztec is one of the ugliest vehicles I have seen
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Yeah, the Aztec has had its ugly moments ... butt ugly ...:

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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
When I was in like 1st grade, I remember seeing this teached that drove a VW Kharman Ghia That spewed black smoke and sounded like it was fixin' to explode at any second.

That car scared me, and is therefore #1 on my shittiest car list.

I will however concur with previous poster that the "Cube" is Fugly/ It looks like one of those little model cars that Godzilla stomps on when the japs are yellun run foyo rife.
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Yes!! The PACER.

My old boss bought one of those, and I teased her mercilessly about when she was going to convert it to an aquarium in the back.
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
What is "ugly" is subjective.
I think some of those "uglies" are nice looking.
Many are unimpressive, but not ugly.

And what do you have against the Olds station wagon?
I have a Chev with similar lines.
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
pontiac aztec
PT cruiser
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
My brother had a Pacer. Fantastic car except for having to replace a little donut gasket a couple of times a year. That car drove smooth and straight and was very quiet and comfy. Lots of visibility.
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
So is that square shaped vehicle they came out with a few years back... fucking ugly shit right there.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


This.

And I hate those little baby shoe cars.
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Yes!! The PACER.

My old boss bought one of those, and I teased her mercilessly about when she was going to convert it to an aquarium in the back.
 Quoting: Bubblicious 1335216


The pacer was a terraruim on wheels, no doubt but it was so hilarious whan dana carvey drove one on wayne's world.
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Thank you for your nice thread...
I loved to read the comments. :-)

But i still like the Volkswagen New Beetle:
[link to images.businessweek.com]
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
So is that square shaped vehicle they came out with a few years back... fucking ugly shit right there.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


This.

And I hate those little baby shoe cars.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113553


Are you talking about the Scion Xb. The S.O.W. (shoebox on wheels)

LOL. my kid was doing a fundraiser for sports team that was raffling off one of those and they showd the prospective ticket buyers a picture of the car and after doing so, everyone who was previosly exited about the odds of winning a car were like 'Oh, I just remembered I need this money for X..."
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Yes!! The PACER.

My old boss bought one of those, and I teased her mercilessly about when she was going to convert it to an aquarium in the back.
 Quoting: Bubblicious 1335216


The pacer was a terraruim on wheels, no doubt but it was so hilarious whan dana carvey drove one on wayne's world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1253484


The AMC Pacer in Wayne's World:

[link to thedailyreview.com]

Do you remember what music they were listening to whilst driving the Pacer? I'm thinking "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen or "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin.
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Are you talking about the Scion Xb. The S.O.W. (shoebox on wheels)

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1253484


Toyota Scion XB:

[link to www.renonewcars.com]

Can you say "BOXY" ???
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Yes!! The PACER.

My old boss bought one of those, and I teased her mercilessly about when she was going to convert it to an aquarium in the back.
 Quoting: Bubblicious 1335216


The pacer was a terraruim on wheels, no doubt but it was so hilarious whan dana carvey drove one on wayne's world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1253484


The AMC Pacer in Wayne's World:

[link to thedailyreview.com]

Do you remember what music they were listening to whilst driving the Pacer? I'm thinking "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen or "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin.
 Quoting: Chris Jusset


You're probably on the right track with bohemian rhapsody. The funniest car commercial I ever remember was back it the mid 80's when I think it was Kenwood car Stereos ran a spot that showed a really old funeral manager guy riding shotgun and a 20'ish trainee funeral dude driving a hearse in a funeral procession, and there was like an overhead helicopter shot showing all the cars behind them on the way to the funeral. The old guy falls asleep and the trainee cranks up "Another one bites the dust" by Queen on his Kenwood stereo (REALLY loud)
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Weel, soory the details are sketchy on my description the the TV spot, but shit, it's been 25 years. Any way it's Aiwa not Kenwood, and here's the spot. Sorry i don't know how to imbed.

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Pft, I think the PT Cruiser is the ugliest piece of shit car I've ever laid eyes on.


So is that square shaped vehicle they came out with a few years back... fucking ugly shit right there.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Got to agree with you on that.
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Not to shortchange Kenwood....

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
It's my opinion that cars in general are gettingu glier and more generic looking every year. So I don't agree that many of these cars should be on the list at all.
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Re: 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years
Not to shortchange Kenwood....

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1253484


One of the few zombie commercials ... Stayin' Alive ...

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