Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis? | |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1062392 United States 04/10/2011 02:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Please remove this post. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283533DISGUSTING Perfectly natural. When girls see Jesus and His hot bod hanging on the cross in church, all they wonder is how big His package is and how long he could fuck. Then they get wet in church thinking about Jesus and His cum volcano exploding all over their faces. |
fërú. User ID: 1335766 Mexico 04/10/2011 03:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | as a christian I find this hilarious... LMAO Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1327044I am sure he had a very small one.. logically... since he was with no sin and if you had a small one.. you would be less tempted to use it...my 2 cents LoL well maybe he has small testicles but regular or big size of pennis well he did masturbate at least. Enki was the real engineer of the human race. He was the Sumerian god of science, engineering, magic, strategy, music, and lovemaking |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1062392 United States 04/10/2011 03:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | as a christian I find this hilarious... LMAO Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1327044I am sure he had a very small one.. logically... since he was with no sin and if you had a small one.. you would be less tempted to use it...my 2 cents LoL well maybe he has small testicles but regular or big size of pennis well he did masturbate at least. Hm, you think he masturbated>? I don't. He either fucked or didn't. If Jesus was going to sin, He would be the last person that would be selfish about it and just do Himself. He would go and give a lucky lady the ride of her life. Because seriously, who can give a better lay than the Son of God? |
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fërú. User ID: 1335766 Mexico 04/10/2011 03:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | as a christian I find this hilarious... LMAO Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1327044I am sure he had a very small one.. logically... since he was with no sin and if you had a small one.. you would be less tempted to use it...my 2 cents LoL well maybe he has small testicles but regular or big size of pennis well he did masturbate at least. Hm, you think he masturbated>? I don't. He either fucked or didn't. If Jesus was going to sin, He would be the last person that would be selfish about it and just do Himself. He would go and give a lucky lady the ride of her life. Because seriously, who can give a better lay than the Son of God? I do think he masturbate at least as a teen. anyway about who can give better lay than the sons of God we have the Genesis 6:1-8 sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. those must be Jesus older brothers Enki was the real engineer of the human race. He was the Sumerian god of science, engineering, magic, strategy, music, and lovemaking |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1335897 United States 04/10/2011 03:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | as a christian I find this hilarious... LMAO Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1327044I am sure he had a very small one.. logically... since he was with no sin and if you had a small one.. you would be less tempted to use it...my 2 cents LoL well maybe he has small testicles but regular or big size of pennis well he did masturbate at least. Hm, you think he masturbated>? I don't. He either fucked or didn't. If Jesus was going to sin, He would be the last person that would be selfish about it and just do Himself. He would go and give a lucky lady the ride of her life. Because seriously, who can give a better lay than the Son of God? I do think he masturbate at least as a teen. anyway about who can give better lay than the sons of God we have the Genesis 6:1-8 sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. those must be Jesus older brothers |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1109530 United States 04/10/2011 03:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Please remove this post. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283533DISGUSTING Perfectly natural. When girls see Jesus and His hot bod hanging on the cross in church, all they wonder is how big His package is and how long he could fuck. Then they get wet in church thinking about Jesus and His cum volcano exploding all over their faces. |
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fërú. User ID: 1335766 Mexico 04/10/2011 03:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | look what I found [link to en.wikipedia.org] The Holy Prepuce, or Holy Foreskin (Latin præputium or prepucium) is one of several relics attributed to Jesus, a product of the circumcision of Jesus. At various points in history, a number of churches in Europe have claimed to possess Jesus' foreskin, sometimes at the same time. Various miraculous powers have been ascribed to it. Enki was the real engineer of the human race. He was the Sumerian god of science, engineering, magic, strategy, music, and lovemaking |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1320402 United States 04/10/2011 04:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | look what I found Quoting: fërú.[link to en.wikipedia.org] The Holy Prepuce, or Holy Foreskin (Latin præputium or prepucium) is one of several relics attributed to Jesus, a product of the circumcision of Jesus. At various points in history, a number of churches in Europe have claimed to possess Jesus' foreskin, sometimes at the same time. Various miraculous powers have been ascribed to it. Awesome Feru! Thanks! |
fërú. User ID: 1335766 Mexico 04/10/2011 04:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | look what I found Quoting: fërú.[link to en.wikipedia.org] The Holy Prepuce, or Holy Foreskin (Latin præputium or prepucium) is one of several relics attributed to Jesus, a product of the circumcision of Jesus. At various points in history, a number of churches in Europe have claimed to possess Jesus' foreskin, sometimes at the same time. Various miraculous powers have been ascribed to it. Awesome Feru! Thanks! apparently the Holy prepuce of Jesus became the rings of Saturn... [link to www.wordiq.com] Allegorical importance Apart from its physical importance as a relic, the Holy Foreskin is sometimes claimed to have appeared in a famous vision of Saint Catherine of Siena. In the vision, Jesus mystically marries her, and his amputated foreskin is given to her as a wedding ring. However, this has not been traced any earlier than a seventeenth-century anti-Catholic parody, and as such is of dubious credibility. During the late 17th century, Catholic scholar and theologian Leo Allatius in De Praeputio Domini Nostri Jesu Christi Diatriba ("Discussion concerning the Prepuce of our Lord Jesus Christ") speculated that the Holy Foreskin may have ascended into Heaven at the same time as Jesus himself and might have become the rings of Saturn, then only recently observed by telescope. Voltaire, in A Treatise of Toleration (1763), ironically referred to veneration of the Holy Foreskin as being one of a number of superstitions that were "much more reasonable... than to detest and persecute your brother". [1] Last Edited by fërú. on 04/10/2011 04:27 AM Enki was the real engineer of the human race. He was the Sumerian god of science, engineering, magic, strategy, music, and lovemaking |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1336095 United States 04/10/2011 08:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just keep on mocking HIM. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283533See where you end up. Not mocking. Just asking logical questions. God created man in his own image, according to the bible. But how could God even know what he looked like, floating out there in space without a mirror? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1337014 United States 04/11/2011 02:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just keep on mocking HIM. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283533See where you end up. Blah blah blah. Fuck your god and fuck you too. That is the point. His God is Jesus, and most women want to fuck the shit out of Him. So the OP is asking how big Jesus' cock is. Reasonable question. |
Ohwow! User ID: 458990 United States 04/11/2011 03:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread reminds me of the men of Sodom that wanted to have sex with the angels that were in Lots house. This is fallen angel worship. The temples of the fallen angels were places where worshippers had sex with the fallen angels by the fallen angel inhabiting the temple priest or priestess the worshippers chose to have sex with. The names of the fallen angels are written all over history up until today. This is where you get your half man half animal myths as they, the fallen angels, would have sex with the animals as well. This is blasphemy to Christ and His Church. It is opposite of the pure faith of his followers and is forbidden - don't confuse the Baphomet god that bares his penis that is intertwined with snakes and his/her breasts with the God of Glory. This fallen angel worship is alive and well on earth today, it has just been driven underground by the rule of God which is fading fast on this earth. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1337014 United States 04/11/2011 03:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread reminds me of the men of Sodom that wanted to have sex with the angels that were in Lots house. This is fallen angel worship. The temples of the fallen angels were places where worshippers had sex with the fallen angels by the fallen angel inhabiting the temple priest or priestess the worshippers chose to have sex with. The names of the fallen angels are written all over history up until today. Quoting: Ohwow!This is where you get your half man half animal myths as they, the fallen angels, would have sex with the animals as well. This is blasphemy to Christ and His Church. It is opposite of the pure faith of his followers and is forbidden - don't confuse the Baphomet god that bares his penis that is intertwined with snakes and his/her breasts with the God of Glory. This fallen angel worship is alive and well on earth today, it has just been driven underground by the rule of God which is fading fast on this earth. You are reading WAY too much into it. People just want to know how much of a stud Jesus really was. |
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