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Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?

 
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
Just keep on mocking HIM.

See where you end up.
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
He made his penis huge to be better buttplug his boyfriends.
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
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DISGUSTING
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norespect

Perfectly natural.

When girls see Jesus and His hot bod hanging on the cross in church, all they wonder is how big His package is and how long he could fuck.

Then they get wet in church thinking about Jesus and His cum volcano exploding all over their faces.
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
as a christian I find this hilarious... LMAO

I am sure he had a very small one.. logically... since he was with no sin and if you had a small one.. you would be less tempted to use it...my 2 cents LoL
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well maybe he has small testicles but regular or big size of pennis
well he did masturbate at least.
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
as a christian I find this hilarious... LMAO

I am sure he had a very small one.. logically... since he was with no sin and if you had a small one.. you would be less tempted to use it...my 2 cents LoL
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well maybe he has small testicles but regular or big size of pennis
well he did masturbate at least.
 Quoting: fërú.


Hm, you think he masturbated>? I don't. He either fucked or didn't. If Jesus was going to sin, He would be the last person that would be selfish about it and just do Himself.

He would go and give a lucky lady the ride of her life.

Because seriously, who can give a better lay than the Son of God?
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
MODS PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD

OP-You need to settle down and take your meds please.
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If you do not like this thread FUCKING PISS OFF
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
as a christian I find this hilarious... LMAO

I am sure he had a very small one.. logically... since he was with no sin and if you had a small one.. you would be less tempted to use it...my 2 cents LoL
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well maybe he has small testicles but regular or big size of pennis
well he did masturbate at least.
 Quoting: fërú.


Hm, you think he masturbated>? I don't. He either fucked or didn't. If Jesus was going to sin, He would be the last person that would be selfish about it and just do Himself.

He would go and give a lucky lady the ride of her life.

Because seriously, who can give a better lay than the Son of God?
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I do think he masturbate at least as a teen.

anyway about who can give better lay than the sons of God we have the
Genesis 6:1-8

sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.
those must be Jesus older brothers
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
as a christian I find this hilarious... LMAO

I am sure he had a very small one.. logically... since he was with no sin and if you had a small one.. you would be less tempted to use it...my 2 cents LoL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1327044


well maybe he has small testicles but regular or big size of pennis
well he did masturbate at least.
 Quoting: fërú.


Hm, you think he masturbated>? I don't. He either fucked or didn't. If Jesus was going to sin, He would be the last person that would be selfish about it and just do Himself.

He would go and give a lucky lady the ride of her life.

Because seriously, who can give a better lay than the Son of God?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1062392


I do think he masturbate at least as a teen.

anyway about who can give better lay than the sons of God we have the
Genesis 6:1-8

sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.
those must be Jesus older brothers
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lmao
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Hang on, let me grab a measuring tape...
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
MODS PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD

OP-You need to settle down and take your meds please.
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shut up! i think he's funny!
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DISNEY MINDWASHED YOU ARE
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norespect

Perfectly natural.

When girls see Jesus and His hot bod hanging on the cross in church, all they wonder is how big His package is and how long he could fuck.

Then they get wet in church thinking about Jesus and His cum volcano exploding all over their faces.
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rockon
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
the romans said that he was well hung ;-)
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
It was one of his miracles that didn't make it into the bible.
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
the romans said that he was well hung ;-)
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LINK OR STINk!
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
look what I found

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

The Holy Prepuce, or Holy Foreskin (Latin præputium or prepucium) is one of several relics attributed to Jesus, a product of the circumcision of Jesus.

At various points in history, a number of churches in Europe have claimed to possess Jesus' foreskin, sometimes at the same time. Various miraculous powers have been ascribed to it.
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look what I found

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

The Holy Prepuce, or Holy Foreskin (Latin præputium or prepucium) is one of several relics attributed to Jesus, a product of the circumcision of Jesus.

At various points in history, a number of churches in Europe have claimed to possess Jesus' foreskin, sometimes at the same time. Various miraculous powers have been ascribed to it.
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rockon

Awesome Feru!

Thanks!

fërú.

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look what I found

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

The Holy Prepuce, or Holy Foreskin (Latin præputium or prepucium) is one of several relics attributed to Jesus, a product of the circumcision of Jesus.

At various points in history, a number of churches in Europe have claimed to possess Jesus' foreskin, sometimes at the same time. Various miraculous powers have been ascribed to it.
 Quoting: fërú.


rockon

Awesome Feru!

Thanks!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1320402


apparently the Holy prepuce of Jesus became the rings of Saturn...

[link to www.wordiq.com]

Allegorical importance

Apart from its physical importance as a relic, the Holy Foreskin is sometimes claimed to have appeared in a famous vision of Saint Catherine of Siena. In the vision, Jesus mystically marries her, and his amputated foreskin is given to her as a wedding ring. However, this has not been traced any earlier than a seventeenth-century anti-Catholic parody, and as such is of dubious credibility.

During the late 17th century, Catholic scholar and theologian Leo Allatius in De Praeputio Domini Nostri Jesu Christi Diatriba ("Discussion concerning the Prepuce of our Lord Jesus Christ") speculated that the Holy Foreskin may have ascended into Heaven at the same time as Jesus himself and might have become the rings of Saturn, then only recently observed by telescope.

Voltaire, in A Treatise of Toleration (1763), ironically referred to veneration of the Holy Foreskin as being one of a number of superstitions that were "much more reasonable... than to detest and persecute your brother". [1]

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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
Just keep on mocking HIM.

See where you end up.
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Not mocking.

Just asking logical questions.

God created man in his own image, according to the bible.

But how could God even know what he looked like, floating out there in space without a mirror?
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
JEsus most definitely had a monster dong, he was a black guy you know. And black guys have big black cocks.
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
Just keep on mocking HIM.

See where you end up.
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Blah blah blah. Fuck your god and fuck you too.
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
Just keep on mocking HIM.

See where you end up.
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Blah blah blah. Fuck your god and fuck you too.
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That is the point.

His God is Jesus, and most women want to fuck the shit out of Him.

So the OP is asking how big Jesus' cock is. Reasonable question.
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
This thread reminds me of the men of Sodom that wanted to have sex with the angels that were in Lots house. This is fallen angel worship. The temples of the fallen angels were places where worshippers had sex with the fallen angels by the fallen angel inhabiting the temple priest or priestess the worshippers chose to have sex with. The names of the fallen angels are written all over history up until today.
This is where you get your half man half animal myths as they, the fallen angels, would have sex with the animals as well.

This is blasphemy to Christ and His Church. It is opposite of the pure faith of his followers and is forbidden - don't confuse the Baphomet god that bares his penis that is intertwined with snakes and his/her breasts with the God of Glory.

This fallen angel worship is alive and well on earth today, it has just been driven underground by the rule of God which is fading fast on this earth.
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
ahaha this is great.i cant stop laughing. laugh
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
This thread reminds me of the men of Sodom that wanted to have sex with the angels that were in Lots house. This is fallen angel worship. The temples of the fallen angels were places where worshippers had sex with the fallen angels by the fallen angel inhabiting the temple priest or priestess the worshippers chose to have sex with. The names of the fallen angels are written all over history up until today.
This is where you get your half man half animal myths as they, the fallen angels, would have sex with the animals as well.

This is blasphemy to Christ and His Church. It is opposite of the pure faith of his followers and is forbidden - don't confuse the Baphomet god that bares his penis that is intertwined with snakes and his/her breasts with the God of Glory.

This fallen angel worship is alive and well on earth today, it has just been driven underground by the rule of God which is fading fast on this earth.
 Quoting: Ohwow!


You are reading WAY too much into it.

People just want to know how much of a stud Jesus really was.
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
this is a great question, i will have to bring this up to my pastor and see what he says.
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
this is a great question, i will have to bring this up to my pastor and see what he says.
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Please get back to us.
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Re: Since Jesus is Lord God, and God created himself, how large did Jesus make his own penis?
all we know is that it was bigger than Lucifers
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