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I'm looking for a special lady here on GLP! Ask me any questions!

 
onaGoodNote
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I'm looking for a special lady here on GLP! Ask me any questions!
So I've finally decided I'm ready to start dating again, after having worked HARD on my "self," my beliefs, ideals, morals, consciousness, my perception, the illusion of reality, etc...

After all of this mind expansion I could really use some complimentary Yin energy :)

I'm still trying to figure out a more precise description for the special lady soon to be in my life, but for starters, here is what I would really like to find in a woman:

Open minded, friendly, conscious, a thirst for knowledge and growth, no strict adherence to any one religion.

I'm very spiritual but not religious.

Ask me questions! It'll help me narrow the choices...or if you are a special lady, tell me about yourself :)
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04/09/2011 11:44 PM
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Get ready for the "Supreme Queen" of GLP to show up. lol
That being said...lol


Good fortune in your quest.
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04/09/2011 11:45 PM
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are you sure it's a woman you want?
you sound like a faggot
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Get ready for the "Supreme Queen" of GLP to show up. lol
That being said...lol


Good fortune in your quest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1248229


Haha thanks! Who is the "Supreme Queen?" Is that like the tomato plant joke?

By the way I actually DO grow tomato plants indoors :) I also used to work at a hydroponics shop. I love plants!
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Come here my dear, big mama is ready and available angryface
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04/09/2011 11:49 PM
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Age, height, weight...uh, just kidding. I'm nowhere near ready to date but it's kind of fun to pretend. How's your relationship with your mother?
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The people with attractive woman avatars here are most likely fat men residing in their basement.
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are you sure it's a woman you want?
you sound like a faggot
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:)

Yeah man, I love the feminine energy. I know from some people's perspectives I'm sure I seem like a "fag" or a "tool" or a "poof" or whatever the clever names are these days, but I'm very comfortable in my own skin now. Months ago, your comment would have slightly offended me, but now, I've developed the mental and emotional discipline to take events in stride.

It's become quite apparent to me that when a human makes ridicules another human, they usually are just projecting their own deep, dark feelings onto the other person.

Thanks for the comment.
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Hi, my name is Peggy. What can I do to you, for you?
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Maybe you should make a youtube video documentary of your quest to find your "Supereme Queen GLP'er" ;)
"You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral." Edgar Frog - The Lost Boys
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are you sure it's a woman you want?
you sound like a faggot
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1335648


:)

Yeah man, I love the feminine energy. I know from some people's perspectives I'm sure I seem like a "fag" or a "tool" or a "poof" or whatever the clever names are these days, but I'm very comfortable in my own skin now. Months ago, your comment would have slightly offended me, but now, I've developed the mental and emotional discipline to take events in stride.

It's become quite apparent to me that when a human makes ridicules another human, they usually are just projecting their own deep, dark feelings onto the other person.

Thanks for the comment.
 Quoting: onaGoodNote


good for you.

now go eat a dick or 3
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link?
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well isn't that special
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are you sure it's a woman you want?
you sound like a faggot
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you should talk fucken pommy...
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Age, height, weight...uh, just kidding. I'm nowhere near ready to date but it's kind of fun to pretend. How's your relationship with your mother?
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24, 5'9", 194 lbs. and dropping

My relationship with my mom is great! We talk often, about intriguing topics, I help her out when she needs it, she helps me when I need it, she's taught me soooooooo much about life, helping others, being kind, just surviving in life in spite of all the trials we go through.
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The people with attractive woman avatars here are most likely fat men residing in their basement.
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Haha duly noted ;)
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Come here my dear, big mama is ready and available angryface
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Oooooooh SEXY!



hahaha
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Do you own white shoes?
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Hi, my name is Peggy. What can I do to you, for you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1309404


Hi Peggy, since I don't know you yet, let's talk. Do you have any questions about me?
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are you sure it's a woman you want?
you sound like a faggot
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you should talk fucken pommy...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 796629


aussie you canuklehead
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Maybe you should make a youtube video documentary of your quest to find your "Supereme Queen GLP'er" ;)
 Quoting: AnalyticalMind


Not a bad idea on the whole documentary kind of thing. I still don't understand the Supreme Queen joke, please explain!
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are you sure it's a woman you want?
you sound like a faggot
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1335648


:)

Yeah man, I love the feminine energy. I know from some people's perspectives I'm sure I seem like a "fag" or a "tool" or a "poof" or whatever the clever names are these days, but I'm very comfortable in my own skin now. Months ago, your comment would have slightly offended me, but now, I've developed the mental and emotional discipline to take events in stride.

It's become quite apparent to me that when a human makes ridicules another human, they usually are just projecting their own deep, dark feelings onto the other person.

Thanks for the comment.
 Quoting: onaGoodNote


good for you.

now go eat a dick or 3
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1335648


No thanks bro! :)
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I'd give him a look-see, gals of glp; he respects his mom. And he's on GLP.
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Do you have one of them big ones?
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are you sure it's a woman you want?
you sound like a faggot
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you should talk fucken pommy...
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aussie you canuklehead
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I meant "con"...Pom is a Brit....you do realize your country was a penal colony where the Brits got rid of all their useless criminals right?
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are you sure it's a woman you want?
you sound like a faggot
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you should talk fucken pommy...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 796629


aussie you canuklehead
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I meant "con"...Pom is a Brit....you do realize your country was a penal colony where the Brits got rid of all their useless criminals right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 796629


dude that was 130 years ago.

are all canadians this dumb?
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lol these ads crack me up but you are the type of person that probably clicks them.... do you honestly want to find a date off glp?
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Of course you do ya fucken push pig......lol...fucken Mick...
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you should talk fucken pommy...
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aussie you canuklehead
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I meant "con"...Pom is a Brit....you do realize your country was a penal colony where the Brits got rid of all their useless criminals right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 796629


dude that was 130 years ago.

are all canadians this dumb?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1335648


lol....yes, I know loser...I am trying to piss you off....lol...but you seem too dumb to get riled up....
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Of course you do ya fucken push pig......lol...fucken Mick...
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it's BUSH PIG ya dickhead

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