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I'm looking for a special lady here on GLP! Ask me any questions!

 
onaGoodNote
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I'm looking for a special lady here on GLP! Ask me any questions!
So I've finally decided I'm ready to start dating again, after having worked HARD on my "self," my beliefs, ideals, morals, consciousness, my perception, the illusion of reality, etc...

After all of this mind expansion I could really use some complimentary Yin energy :)

I'm still trying to figure out a more precise description for the special lady soon to be in my life, but for starters, here is what I would really like to find in a woman:

Open minded, friendly, conscious, a thirst for knowledge and growth, no strict adherence to any one religion.

I'm very spiritual but not religious.

Ask me questions! It'll help me narrow the choices...or if you are a special lady, tell me about yourself :)
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04/09/2011 11:44 PM
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Get ready for the "Supreme Queen" of GLP to show up. lol
That being said...lol


Good fortune in your quest.
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04/09/2011 11:46 PM
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Get ready for the "Supreme Queen" of GLP to show up. lol
That being said...lol


Good fortune in your quest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1248229


Haha thanks! Who is the "Supreme Queen?" Is that like the tomato plant joke?

By the way I actually DO grow tomato plants indoors :) I also used to work at a hydroponics shop. I love plants!
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Come here my dear, big mama is ready and available angryface
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04/09/2011 11:49 PM
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Age, height, weight...uh, just kidding. I'm nowhere near ready to date but it's kind of fun to pretend. How's your relationship with your mother?
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The people with attractive woman avatars here are most likely fat men residing in their basement.
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04/09/2011 11:50 PM
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Hi, my name is Peggy. What can I do to you, for you?
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Maybe you should make a youtube video documentary of your quest to find your "Supereme Queen GLP'er" ;)
"You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral." Edgar Frog - The Lost Boys
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04/09/2011 11:51 PM
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link?
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04/09/2011 11:51 PM
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well isn't that special
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onaGoodNote  (OP)

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Age, height, weight...uh, just kidding. I'm nowhere near ready to date but it's kind of fun to pretend. How's your relationship with your mother?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 875198


24, 5'9", 194 lbs. and dropping

My relationship with my mom is great! We talk often, about intriguing topics, I help her out when she needs it, she helps me when I need it, she's taught me soooooooo much about life, helping others, being kind, just surviving in life in spite of all the trials we go through.
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The people with attractive woman avatars here are most likely fat men residing in their basement.
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Haha duly noted ;)
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Come here my dear, big mama is ready and available angryface
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Oooooooh SEXY!



hahaha
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Do you own white shoes?
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Hi, my name is Peggy. What can I do to you, for you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1309404


Hi Peggy, since I don't know you yet, let's talk. Do you have any questions about me?
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Maybe you should make a youtube video documentary of your quest to find your "Supereme Queen GLP'er" ;)
 Quoting: AnalyticalMind


Not a bad idea on the whole documentary kind of thing. I still don't understand the Supreme Queen joke, please explain!
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04/09/2011 11:57 PM
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I'd give him a look-see, gals of glp; he respects his mom. And he's on GLP.
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Do you have one of them big ones?
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Russian Girls LOOKING FOR YOU! Start Free now!

*Warning*
These Women Will Actively Message You. Studies Show Russian Girls are VERY Attracted to Western Men.


lol these ads crack me up but you are the type of person that probably clicks them.... do you honestly want to find a date off glp?
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Of course you do ya fucken push pig......lol...fucken Mick...
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Of course you do ya fucken push pig......lol...fucken Mick...
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it's BUSH PIG ya dickhead
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Do you own white shoes?
 Quoting: fleshette


Nope, I own a pair of navy blue Pumas, a pair of gray and burnt sienna RL Polo shoes that I bought on sale at Marshalls, and a pair of steel-toed work boots (I worked HVAC construction for a brief period of time.)

I'll admit there was a period of about three hours that I really wanted some white pumas or adidas or something, but it was right after my ex-gf said "Only douchebags wear white sneakers!," so I kinda wanted to spite her for a little while :) I never bought em though...

Good question!
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I'd give him a look-see, gals of glp; he respects his mom. And he's on GLP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1222416


This dude knows what's up...cool2
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Of course you do ya fucken push pig......lol...fucken Mick...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 796629


it's BUSH PIG ya dickhead
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HAHAHAHAAHAHA THANKS FOR CORRECTING THE INSULT....LMAO...
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Favorite band?
"You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral." Edgar Frog - The Lost Boys
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Of course you do ya fucken push pig......lol...fucken Mick...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 796629


it's BUSH PIG ya dickhead
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1335648


HAHAHAHAAHAHA THANKS FOR CORRECTING THE INSULT....LMAO...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 796629


you're welcome cruise

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awwww..too young for me..:)
I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach

I can't stand it when people won't speak a little louder when I'm trying to eavesdrop on them. You people are selfish.
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Do you own white shoes?
 Quoting: fleshette


Nope, I own a pair of navy blue Pumas, a pair of gray and burnt sienna RL Polo shoes that I bought on sale at Marshalls, and a pair of steel-toed work boots (I worked HVAC construction for a brief period of time.)

I'll admit there was a period of about three hours that I really wanted some white pumas or adidas or something, but it was right after my ex-gf said "Only douchebags wear white sneakers!," so I kinda wanted to spite her for a little while :) I never bought em though...

Good question!
 Quoting: onaGoodNote


White shoes are dumb. Total dealbreaker.

I'm married, but I was helping my single friend draft up a list of questions for prospective suitors.

Here's two more:

Would you rather have a beer with Charlie Sheen or Mel Gibson?

Would you rather go on a date with Madonna or Martha Stewart?
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Do you have one of them big ones?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1067663


I assume you are talking about penis size...Slightly longer and thicker than average for my height (5'9"). Nothing special physically, but I've never gotten a size or technique complaint ever. I have not been with a bunch of women, but I don't seem to lack in the sexuality department when I'm with a woman. Prior to this time, my relationship problems have arisen from my lack of ability to center and calm myself when arguments break out, but like I said, I've done a lot of hard work :)
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A bit young darlin'!


But we'd probably make good friends :)





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