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*** THIS IS IT! 24 HOUR COUNTDOWN: April 11, 2011 at 11:11, it begins... ***

 
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POLL: What starts tomorrow?
 Another week of being borrrred
 Radioactive contamination of the planetary food chain
 Collapse of the US dollar and world banking system
 Solar/Nibaru/Elenin space doom
 UFO alien/demon arrival/invasion
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The collapse of TPTB.

The collapse of the US dollar.

The default on the US Federal debt.

The collapse of the EU and the Euro.

The rise of precious metals as money again.

The rise of famine (Mexican crop freeze starts to hit).

Solar activity to become disruptive, even dangerous.

Tectonic, volcanic, and geological activity rise to unprecedented levels.

Radioisotopes from Japan make significant progress across the globe and into the food chain.

Strange lights, clouds, and sky-based phenomena increase.

Gamma Ray Burst sources are tracked, showing odd behavior.

New particles are discovered at CERN and other nuclear research facilities, changing our fundamental understanding of reality.

Dreams become vivid and precognitive.

More premonitions about disasters are recorded and published for verification.

Human cognition becomes clearer, wider, deeper, as a fundamental shift in species-wide mental capabilities becomes apparent.

Ancient ruins are yielding secrets from ages past, showing hints of the future.

Political systems crumble and reform as societal stability becomes a thing of the past.

Ocean currents change, and long-established patterns break.

The ignorant and violent forget what little they knew, and abandon whatever little peace they had.

Whispers about captured alien technology, HAARP, chemtrails, and exotic technical terrors become a chorus.

Computing power continues at its current inverse capability/price curve, leading to human-brain-level capability on your desktop by 2029.

New diseases and plagues arise from the jungles, slums, and laboratories of the world.

Old diseases, once conquered, return.

Food, water, and air, once so abundant as to be taken for granted, become the most valuable things in life.

New discoveries regarding the nature of time and consciousness arise.

Old land masses disappear, and new ones appear.

Alternative, distributed power capabilities are unveiled, changing the shape of humanity's relationship to energy.

Comets and asteroids are discovered on uncomfortable trajectories.

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And Charlie shush
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cliff?
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WoW... that about sums it up!


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the evil aliens are already here. have been for ages. the ET's coming now are the good guys.
it already began, what happens now is the finish.
unless a person is lousy enough to get stranded on this planet..then i guess it begins, again.
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And "lions and tigers and bears; oh my !!!"...bsflag
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Higher New Jerusalem awareness


New Jerusalem with King James Bible


0/0/11 --------------- ALPHA OMEGA NEW YEAR DAY ON VERNAL EQUILUX FROM NIAGARA FALLS
0/1/11 -------- ALPHA OMEGA LEAP DAY
MAR 1/1/11 ---- SUNDAY
MAR 1/10 ------ PALM TUESDAY- PASSOVER LAMB JESUS COMES TO JERUSALEM
MAR 1/14 ------ PASSOVER SATURDAY
MAR 1/15 ------ FIRST DAY OF FEAST OF UNLEAVENED BREAD SUNDAY
MAR 1/20 ------ GOOD FRIDAY - Jesus is crucified
MAR 1/21 ------ LAST DAY OF FEAST OF UNLEAVENED BREAD SATURDAY
MAR 1/22 ------ EASTER SUNDAY - Jesus is Risen






Mon Mar 1/23/11
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cliff?
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No. Did I use the phrase "release language" anywhere?
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WoW... that about sums it up!


PINPINPINPINPINPINPIN




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 Quoting: Once4All


Why thank you!
I would never be so brash as to suggest a pin myself for my own thread...
However, I can just quote you:

"PINPINPINPINPINPINPIN"
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Higher New Jerusalem awareness


New Jerusalem with King James Bible


0/0/11 --------------- ALPHA OMEGA NEW YEAR DAY ON VERNAL EQUILUX FROM NIAGARA FALLS
0/1/11 -------- ALPHA OMEGA LEAP DAY
MAR 1/1/11 ---- SUNDAY
MAR 1/10 ------ PALM TUESDAY- PASSOVER LAMB JESUS COMES TO JERUSALEM
MAR 1/14 ------ PASSOVER SATURDAY
MAR 1/15 ------ FIRST DAY OF FEAST OF UNLEAVENED BREAD SUNDAY
MAR 1/20 ------ GOOD FRIDAY - Jesus is crucified
MAR 1/21 ------ LAST DAY OF FEAST OF UNLEAVENED BREAD SATURDAY
MAR 1/22 ------ EASTER SUNDAY - Jesus is Risen






Mon Mar 1/23/11
 Quoting: new JEruSalem rUSs


I knew there was at least one completely bonkers possibility I'd leave off the list...
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Your not a comedian; your paranoid/stupid !
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And "lions and tigers and bears; oh my !!!"...bsflag
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You know, "Another week of being borrrred" *is* one of the options.
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Your not a comedian; your paranoid/stupid !
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"The ignorant and violent forget what little they knew, and abandon whatever little peace they had."

And so it begins...
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Nothing will happen, just like all the other 11,000 NWO dates in the past two years where exactly and absolutely nothing happened.
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Yes you are a comedian. You made me laugh heartily with that title. The numbers game again. Oh it's 11 11 11 - 11 11 11, 11 11 11 this and that. (roaring with laughter)
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I can tell you what is going to happen that day I will be another day older that is the doom for that day!!!!!!!!wtf birthday to me
I will be OLD.

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I can tell you what is going to happen that day I will be another day older that is the doom for that day!!!!!!!!wtf birthday to me
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Hey OP, lets not get ahead of ourselves; you're a bit too impatient.... BUT SOON

we all know the doom on the horizon but perhaps the better question pertains to sequence
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Hey OP, lets not get ahead of ourselves; you're a bit too impatient.... BUT SOON

we all know the doom on the horizon but perhaps the better question pertains to sequence
 Quoting: Frankenstein


Too many 11's tomorrow to ignore.

It must begin tomorrow.
Preferably, before lunch. I'll be having a BLT with fries.

Before the fries cool, I want a Doom salad with extra Doom sauce, don't hold the Doom.
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Doom canceled.
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ULTIMATE DOOM OP

OBAMA WILL BREAK DANCE AND TELL CHINA TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
CHINA SHITS ON US. THEY STOP TAKING BONDS and SHIT.

THUS STOCK MARKET CRASH.

PEOPLE RUN OUTSIDE AND HAVE PANIC SEX AND RIOT.

AT THE END OF THE DAY THE GALACTIC FAGGARATION OF LIGHT WILL SAY SOME SHIT LIKE THE REPTILIANS JUMPED INSIDE OF HUMANS.

As for me.

I will be on GLP with a glass of Doom Juice and Popcorn replying to threads.

The Next Day.. RUSSIA WILL ATTACK NEW YORK. MIAMI. CALIFORNIA. DC. OBAMA WILL BE FLOWN TO A HOSPITAL ELSEWHERE. BIDEN IS GONE AND THE EAST COAST IS THROWN INTO MARTIAL LAW. ARIZONA THEN IS TAKEN OVER BY CHINA and ISN'T A STATE ANYMORE. THUS JARED LOUGHER ESCAPES AND GOES ANOTHER RAMPAGE

FUKUSHIMA BLOWS UP CREATING A MUSHROOM CLOUD.

THE NEXT DAY A 11 MAGNITUDE QUAKE WILL SINK JAPAN and leave massive aftershocks.

THERE WILL BE NO MORE ZELDAS, NINTENDOS, PLAYSTATIONS AND HOT JAP LOLI's

BELIEVE IT ALL MOTHERFUCKERS.
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Why April 11th? If the day of the month is important, then it could "begin.." every month this year on the 11th. Right??
Why not save this thread title and content for November 11th when it would make more sense?








BTW, Comedian, I have always enjoyed your posts. peace
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Harold Camping
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Rapture will be on May 21, 2011
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The collapse of TPTB.

The collapse of the US dollar.

The default on the US Federal debt.

The collapse of the EU and the Euro.

The rise of precious metals as money again.

The rise of famine (Mexican crop freeze starts to hit).

Solar activity to become disruptive, even dangerous.

Tectonic, volcanic, and geological activity rise to unprecedented levels.

Radioisotopes from Japan make significant progress across the globe and into the food chain.

Strange lights, clouds, and sky-based phenomena increase.

Gamma Ray Burst sources are tracked, showing odd behavior.

New particles are discovered at CERN and other nuclear research facilities, changing our fundamental understanding of reality.

... /more usual paranoid clap trap/
 Quoting: Comedian


You left out the only realistic option: nothing relevant

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Why April 11th? If the day of the month is important, then it could "begin.." every month this year on the 11th. Right??
Why not save this thread title and content for November 11th when it would make more sense?




BTW, Comedian, I have always enjoyed your posts. peace
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All of the above...
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The collapse of TPTB.

The collapse of the US dollar.

The default on the US Federal debt.

The collapse of the EU and the Euro.

The rise of precious metals as money again.

The rise of famine (Mexican crop freeze starts to hit).

Solar activity to become disruptive, even dangerous.

Tectonic, volcanic, and geological activity rise to unprecedented levels.

Radioisotopes from Japan make significant progress across the globe and into the food chain.

Strange lights, clouds, and sky-based phenomena increase.

Gamma Ray Burst sources are tracked, showing odd behavior.

New particles are discovered at CERN and other nuclear research facilities, changing our fundamental understanding of reality.

... /more usual paranoid clap trap/
 Quoting: Comedian


You left out the only realistic option: nothing relevant

give
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No I didn't, that was actually the very first poll choice.
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Harold Camping
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Rapture will be on May 21, 2011
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Ah, right, I should have included that.

Pre-Rapture countdown begins...
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ULTIMATE DOOM OP

OBAMA WILL BREAK DANCE AND TELL CHINA TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
CHINA SHITS ON US. THEY STOP TAKING BONDS and SHIT.

THUS STOCK MARKET CRASH.

PEOPLE RUN OUTSIDE AND HAVE PANIC SEX AND RIOT.

AT THE END OF THE DAY THE GALACTIC FAGGARATION OF LIGHT WILL SAY SOME SHIT LIKE THE REPTILIANS JUMPED INSIDE OF HUMANS.

As for me.

I will be on GLP with a glass of Doom Juice and Popcorn replying to threads.

The Next Day.. RUSSIA WILL ATTACK NEW YORK. MIAMI. CALIFORNIA. DC. OBAMA WILL BE FLOWN TO A HOSPITAL ELSEWHERE. BIDEN IS GONE AND THE EAST COAST IS THROWN INTO MARTIAL LAW. ARIZONA THEN IS TAKEN OVER BY CHINA and ISN'T A STATE ANYMORE. THUS JARED LOUGHER ESCAPES AND GOES ANOTHER RAMPAGE

FUKUSHIMA BLOWS UP CREATING A MUSHROOM CLOUD.

THE NEXT DAY A 11 MAGNITUDE QUAKE WILL SINK JAPAN and leave massive aftershocks.

THERE WILL BE NO MORE ZELDAS, NINTENDOS, PLAYSTATIONS AND HOT JAP LOLI's

BELIEVE IT ALL MOTHERFUCKERS.
 Quoting: Silverblade


Awesome!rockon
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Forgot ongoing unraveling of religions and their man-made chains.


Plus, the Civil War II ball will eventually get put into the tee for the KO, as a function of the "Political systems crumble and reform as societal stability becomes a thing of the past."

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