*** THIS IS IT! 24 HOUR COUNTDOWN: April 11, 2011 at 11:11, it begins... *** | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1333507 United States 04/10/2011 08:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1154424 United States 04/10/2011 08:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the evil aliens are already here. have been for ages. the ET's coming now are the good guys. it already began, what happens now is the finish. unless a person is lousy enough to get stranded on this planet..then i guess it begins, again. |
Elsabiades.. User ID: 1328963 United States 04/10/2011 08:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
new JEruSalem rUSs User ID: 1327588 United States 04/10/2011 08:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Higher New Jerusalem awareness New Jerusalem with King James Bible 0/0/11 --------------- ALPHA OMEGA NEW YEAR DAY ON VERNAL EQUILUX FROM NIAGARA FALLS 0/1/11 -------- ALPHA OMEGA LEAP DAY MAR 1/1/11 ---- SUNDAY MAR 1/10 ------ PALM TUESDAY- PASSOVER LAMB JESUS COMES TO JERUSALEM MAR 1/14 ------ PASSOVER SATURDAY MAR 1/15 ------ FIRST DAY OF FEAST OF UNLEAVENED BREAD SUNDAY MAR 1/20 ------ GOOD FRIDAY - Jesus is crucified MAR 1/21 ------ LAST DAY OF FEAST OF UNLEAVENED BREAD SATURDAY MAR 1/22 ------ EASTER SUNDAY - Jesus is Risen Mon Mar 1/23/11 |
Comedian (OP) User ID: 1330527 United States 04/10/2011 08:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Comedian (OP) User ID: 1330527 United States 04/10/2011 08:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WoW... that about sums it up! Quoting: Once4AllPINPINPINPINPINPINPIN Why thank you! I would never be so brash as to suggest a pin myself for my own thread... However, I can just quote you: "PINPINPINPINPINPINPIN" Last Edited by Comedian on 04/10/2011 08:54 AM Don't run. You'll just die tired. |
Comedian (OP) User ID: 1330527 United States 04/10/2011 08:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Higher New Jerusalem awareness Quoting: new JEruSalem rUSsNew Jerusalem with King James Bible 0/0/11 --------------- ALPHA OMEGA NEW YEAR DAY ON VERNAL EQUILUX FROM NIAGARA FALLS 0/1/11 -------- ALPHA OMEGA LEAP DAY MAR 1/1/11 ---- SUNDAY MAR 1/10 ------ PALM TUESDAY- PASSOVER LAMB JESUS COMES TO JERUSALEM MAR 1/14 ------ PASSOVER SATURDAY MAR 1/15 ------ FIRST DAY OF FEAST OF UNLEAVENED BREAD SUNDAY MAR 1/20 ------ GOOD FRIDAY - Jesus is crucified MAR 1/21 ------ LAST DAY OF FEAST OF UNLEAVENED BREAD SATURDAY MAR 1/22 ------ EASTER SUNDAY - Jesus is Risen Mon Mar 1/23/11 I knew there was at least one completely bonkers possibility I'd leave off the list... Don't run. You'll just die tired. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1334821 United States 04/10/2011 08:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Comedian (OP) User ID: 1330527 United States 04/10/2011 08:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Comedian (OP) User ID: 1330527 United States 04/10/2011 08:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your not a comedian; your paranoid/stupid ! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1334821"The ignorant and violent forget what little they knew, and abandon whatever little peace they had." And so it begins... Don't run. You'll just die tired. |
Emmeric User ID: 1313746 United States 04/10/2011 08:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nothing will happen, just like all the other 11,000 NWO dates in the past two years where exactly and absolutely nothing happened. When blacks have identity it is called pride. When indians have identity it is called culture. When Jewish people have identity it is called history. When WHITES have identity it is called Racism. |
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flyingfish User ID: 1111367 United States 04/10/2011 09:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can tell you what is going to happen that day I will be another day older that is the doom for that day!!!!!!!! to me I will be OLD. Last Edited by flyingfish on 04/10/2011 09:53 AM |
Comedian (OP) User ID: 1330527 United States 04/10/2011 09:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Comedian (OP) User ID: 1330527 United States 04/10/2011 09:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can tell you what is going to happen that day I will be another day older that is the doom for that day!!!!!!!! to me Quoting: flyingfishCongrats! Party at FlyingFish's place!! Free beer! Smoking inside OK! Strippers! A raffle! Don't run. You'll just die tired. |
Frankenstein User ID: 952673 United States 04/10/2011 10:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Comedian (OP) User ID: 1330527 United States 04/10/2011 10:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey OP, lets not get ahead of ourselves; you're a bit too impatient.... BUT SOON Quoting: Frankensteinwe all know the doom on the horizon but perhaps the better question pertains to sequence Too many 11's tomorrow to ignore. It must begin tomorrow. Preferably, before lunch. I'll be having a BLT with fries. Before the fries cool, I want a Doom salad with extra Doom sauce, don't hold the Doom. Don't run. You'll just die tired. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1005303 United States 04/10/2011 10:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1293739 United States 04/10/2011 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ULTIMATE DOOM OP OBAMA WILL BREAK DANCE AND TELL CHINA TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES. CHINA SHITS ON US. THEY STOP TAKING BONDS and SHIT. THUS STOCK MARKET CRASH. PEOPLE RUN OUTSIDE AND HAVE PANIC SEX AND RIOT. AT THE END OF THE DAY THE GALACTIC FAGGARATION OF LIGHT WILL SAY SOME SHIT LIKE THE REPTILIANS JUMPED INSIDE OF HUMANS. As for me. I will be on GLP with a glass of Doom Juice and Popcorn replying to threads. The Next Day.. RUSSIA WILL ATTACK NEW YORK. MIAMI. CALIFORNIA. DC. OBAMA WILL BE FLOWN TO A HOSPITAL ELSEWHERE. BIDEN IS GONE AND THE EAST COAST IS THROWN INTO MARTIAL LAW. ARIZONA THEN IS TAKEN OVER BY CHINA and ISN'T A STATE ANYMORE. THUS JARED LOUGHER ESCAPES AND GOES ANOTHER RAMPAGE FUKUSHIMA BLOWS UP CREATING A MUSHROOM CLOUD. THE NEXT DAY A 11 MAGNITUDE QUAKE WILL SINK JAPAN and leave massive aftershocks. THERE WILL BE NO MORE ZELDAS, NINTENDOS, PLAYSTATIONS AND HOT JAP LOLI's BELIEVE IT ALL MOTHERFUCKERS. |
9 Ways 2 Die User ID: 1278102 United States 04/10/2011 10:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why April 11th? If the day of the month is important, then it could "begin.." every month this year on the 11th. Right?? Why not save this thread title and content for November 11th when it would make more sense? BTW, Comedian, I have always enjoyed your posts. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1335881 Slovenia 04/10/2011 10:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The collapse of TPTB. Quoting: ComedianThe collapse of the US dollar. The default on the US Federal debt. The collapse of the EU and the Euro. The rise of precious metals as money again. The rise of famine (Mexican crop freeze starts to hit). Solar activity to become disruptive, even dangerous. Tectonic, volcanic, and geological activity rise to unprecedented levels. Radioisotopes from Japan make significant progress across the globe and into the food chain. Strange lights, clouds, and sky-based phenomena increase. Gamma Ray Burst sources are tracked, showing odd behavior. New particles are discovered at CERN and other nuclear research facilities, changing our fundamental understanding of reality. ... /more usual paranoid clap trap/ You left out the only realistic option: nothing relevant |
Comedian (OP) User ID: 1330527 United States 04/10/2011 10:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why April 11th? If the day of the month is important, then it could "begin.." every month this year on the 11th. Right?? Quoting: 9 Ways 2 DieWhy not save this thread title and content for November 11th when it would make more sense? BTW, Comedian, I have always enjoyed your posts. Don't run. You'll just die tired. |
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Comedian (OP) User ID: 1330527 United States 04/10/2011 10:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The collapse of TPTB. Quoting: ComedianThe collapse of the US dollar. The default on the US Federal debt. The collapse of the EU and the Euro. The rise of precious metals as money again. The rise of famine (Mexican crop freeze starts to hit). Solar activity to become disruptive, even dangerous. Tectonic, volcanic, and geological activity rise to unprecedented levels. Radioisotopes from Japan make significant progress across the globe and into the food chain. Strange lights, clouds, and sky-based phenomena increase. Gamma Ray Burst sources are tracked, showing odd behavior. New particles are discovered at CERN and other nuclear research facilities, changing our fundamental understanding of reality. ... /more usual paranoid clap trap/ You left out the only realistic option: nothing relevant No I didn't, that was actually the very first poll choice. Don't run. You'll just die tired. |
Comedian (OP) User ID: 1330527 United States 04/10/2011 10:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Harold Camping Quoting: Anonymous Coward 771675end of the world Rapture will be on May 21, 2011 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Camping Ah, right, I should have included that. Pre-Rapture countdown begins... Don't run. You'll just die tired. |
Comedian (OP) User ID: 1330527 United States 04/10/2011 10:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ULTIMATE DOOM OP Quoting: SilverbladeOBAMA WILL BREAK DANCE AND TELL CHINA TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES. CHINA SHITS ON US. THEY STOP TAKING BONDS and SHIT. THUS STOCK MARKET CRASH. PEOPLE RUN OUTSIDE AND HAVE PANIC SEX AND RIOT. AT THE END OF THE DAY THE GALACTIC FAGGARATION OF LIGHT WILL SAY SOME SHIT LIKE THE REPTILIANS JUMPED INSIDE OF HUMANS. As for me. I will be on GLP with a glass of Doom Juice and Popcorn replying to threads. The Next Day.. RUSSIA WILL ATTACK NEW YORK. MIAMI. CALIFORNIA. DC. OBAMA WILL BE FLOWN TO A HOSPITAL ELSEWHERE. BIDEN IS GONE AND THE EAST COAST IS THROWN INTO MARTIAL LAW. ARIZONA THEN IS TAKEN OVER BY CHINA and ISN'T A STATE ANYMORE. THUS JARED LOUGHER ESCAPES AND GOES ANOTHER RAMPAGE FUKUSHIMA BLOWS UP CREATING A MUSHROOM CLOUD. THE NEXT DAY A 11 MAGNITUDE QUAKE WILL SINK JAPAN and leave massive aftershocks. THERE WILL BE NO MORE ZELDAS, NINTENDOS, PLAYSTATIONS AND HOT JAP LOLI's BELIEVE IT ALL MOTHERFUCKERS. Awesome! Don't run. You'll just die tired. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1334076 United States 04/10/2011 10:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Forgot ongoing unraveling of religions and their man-made chains. Plus, the Civil War II ball will eventually get put into the tee for the KO, as a function of the "Political systems crumble and reform as societal stability becomes a thing of the past." |