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How do you invoke a spirit into your body?

 
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How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
I heard you can ask spirits into your body and they can tell you secrets or even perform tasks for you or give you powers. Has anyone done this, if so what is the best technique?
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
En i was a kid i tried to, i layed on the carpet and relaxed myself to
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I heard you can ask spirits into your body and they can tell you secrets or even perform tasks for you or give you powers. Has anyone done this, if so what is the best technique?
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Dumb. DUMB. DUMB !!!! You don't nkwo what you are asking to enter you. What you THINK* may be helping you will not be and you will be at the mercy of whatever it is you invited.

To get it out will be terrible. You woulldn't let a stranger in your house would you? AS ABOVE, SO BELOW
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04/11/2011 12:28 PM
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
Just ask them to. They'll lie to you and then make you see things differently than you do now and convince you you're "winning" when really your life is going down hill. It doesn't give you powers, but will change your outlooks so you think you have them and you will see bad as good and good as bad and everyone around you will quietly start to disappear from your life because they will realize that you are starting to go insane.

Had a friend who did that.
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WhEn i was a kid i layed on the carpet and relaxed myself for a couple minutes and opened my mind and said whoever is here may enter my body... i kept saying it for a few minutes then i said you might not get another chance here.... and i began to hear knocking inside my house (i was alone ) so i got up and walked away lol creeped me out. I read i was easier for kids to since theyre more pure and whatnot. But it is not good to invoke spirits bc one doesnt know if they are bad..
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I heard you can ask spirits into your body and they can tell you secrets or even perform tasks for you or give you powers. Has anyone done this, if so what is the best technique?
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I teach how, My blog is (link in sig)

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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
If you could see some of what I have seen you would never, ever think of doing such a thing.
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
if your ouija board seance fails you could always stick a hamster in your butt and when it dies your body will trap its soul inside of you.
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Don't mess with the unknown naughty
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A friend of mine did it with a cinnamon stick cover with peanut butter in his ass, it really work be cautious because if the spirit does not like peanut butter he will send you in a room and you will be sodomize by dick cheney!
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
Just ask them to. They'll lie to you and then make you see things differently than you do now and convince you you're "winning" when really your life is going down hill. It doesn't give you powers, but will change your outlooks so you think you have them and you will see bad as good and good as bad and everyone around you will quietly start to disappear from your life because they will realize that you are starting to go insane.

Had a friend who did that.
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People that are good friends will be seen through a weird perception as trying to "get" you and you will think you're smarter than them over something that isn't real, something an intity told you that was a lie, you will think you are being shown something you weren't aware of, when in fact you weren't aware of it because there wasn't anything terrible to be aware of.

I totally believe this is how people become insane. I've seen it happen to people who call upon spirits and the dead.
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
attend a catholic mass
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
I think I did it a few times. Everything goes fractal when it happens. Then a telepathic link is established and a conversation with the entity begins.
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Just yell.... HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY !!!!
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
You use lots and lots of drugs.
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
You use lots and lots of drugs.
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Really? Which ones? I'm told nitrous oxide can help to become more sensitive and receptive to telepathic vibrations. I also heard datura can be used, but its bad mojo.
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04/16/2011 08:55 PM
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
Why would you want to?
This is where I have to wholeheartedly agree with Christians(don't try any funny stuff ya'llyoda).
Any spirit you invite will just lie to you.It's called Sorcery.Now they will tell you you can let the Holy Spirit in but it is already there(it's your SELF-Ego) so why bother?
Get to know YOU and your thoughts,ideas,ect...and don't tempt entities you don't understand.
It is not the teacher before you that manifests what you perceive as an awakening, but the awakening within you that manifests what you perceive as a teacher.
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
Why would you want to?
This is where I have to wholeheartedly agree with Christians(don't try any funny stuff ya'llyoda).
Any spirit you invite will just lie to you.It's called Sorcery.Now they will tell you you can let the Holy Spirit in but it is already there(it's your SELF-Ego) so why bother?
Get to know YOU and your thoughts,ideas,ect...and don't tempt entities you don't understand.
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Spirits don't exist you superstitious moron.
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
if your ouija board seance fails you could always stick a hamster in your butt and when it dies your body will trap its soul inside of you.
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
I heard you can ask spirits into your body and they can tell you secrets or even perform tasks for you or give you powers. Has anyone done this, if so what is the best technique?
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a very, very, very, very - So Many times VERY bad of an idea.

You are opening the door to possession by a malevolent entity. Most benign entities wouldn't do what you are requesting, unless what you are intending to do is benign in its own right.

Might as well ask how to be certain to become possessed by a demon.
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"Whoever hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him." (1 John 3:15, NKJV).
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
We have to grow up at some point and face the universe for what it is if we want to evolve. Sure there are hazards, but also precautions and safegaurds, training, and technology.
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We have to grow up at some point and face the universe for what it is if we want to evolve. Sure there are hazards, but also precautions and safegaurds, training, and technology.
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Ah, that explains the lack of growing up.
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
We have to grow up at some point and face the universe for what it is if we want to evolve. Sure there are hazards, but also precautions and safegaurds, training, and technology.
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Ah, that explains the lack of growing up.
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04/16/2011 09:16 PM
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
To love and have the subject of your love return that love causes a bridge between the two soul structures that both may now pass from one into the other forever.

This is the whole concept behind the Christ loving all FIRST (opening the Door).

Love is a bridging mechanism within space-time.
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
To love and have the subject of your love return that love causes a bridge between the two soul structures that both may now pass from one into the other forever.

This is the whole concept behind the Christ loving all FIRST (opening the Door).

Love is a bridging mechanism within space-time.
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sounds like some twi-tard bullshit to me..
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
To love and have the subject of your love return that love causes a bridge between the two soul structures that both may now pass from one into the other forever.

This is the whole concept behind the Christ loving all FIRST (opening the Door).

Love is a bridging mechanism within space-time.
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sounds like some twi-tard bullshit to me..
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That's what I used to think at one time too.
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
Why on earth would you WANT to??? The only ones you will get are demons,no matter what they tell you.
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Love is the primary force of unification, since all was and still is One, however the demiurge saw fit to divide and restrict the light for his own ego and evil plans. Love is the formula of synthesis. This does not mean touchy freely hippy bullshit-it is a force of nature to be harnessed and applied by the will, like any other.
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Re: How do you invoke a spirit into your body?
I heard you can ask spirits into your body and they can tell you secrets or even perform tasks for you or give you powers. Has anyone done this, if so what is the best technique?
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Dumb. DUMB. DUMB !!!! You don't nkwo what you are asking to enter you. What you THINK* may be helping you will not be and you will be at the mercy of whatever it is you invited.

To get it out will be terrible. You woulldn't let a stranger in your house would you? AS ABOVE, SO BELOW
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I was able to invoke a sirit.
A word of edvice dont do it !
Is not pleasant once you have a spirit right beside you
there will be nights cant go asleep simply because you can feel the presence of the spirit. Once it is in your body during sleep you will feel what they call "Sleep paralysis"
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Spread your asscheeks and point your butt to the havens?

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