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I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE

 
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I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE
SHE SAID she's from planet nibiru she said atlantis was made by nibirians and also the many pyramids and other wonder sorry for my bad english cnt explain all she's tall they are not aliens they are giants and white skin shes so pretty shes 7ft she said we are hybrids of nibirian we created in atlantis had sex with her after that after and when i wake up she's gone
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04/11/2011 05:01 PM
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your so lucky.
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04/11/2011 05:03 PM
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Re: I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE
So how was it? What type of alien was it?
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That leaving for anything with a cunt is a blessing...unless it can cook like Paula Deen.
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Re: I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE
SHE SAID she's from planet nibiru she said atlantis was made by nibirians and also the many pyramids and other wonder sorry for my bad english cnt explain all she's tall they are not aliens they are giants and white skin shes so pretty shes 7ft she said we are hybrids of nibirian we created in atlantis had sex with her after that after and when i wake up she's gone
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well lucky you then.
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You would think your weener would be too small for such a large alien.
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Was it anything like this


"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world." --Oscar Wilde
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04/11/2011 05:06 PM

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You would think your weener would be too small for such a large alien.
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Maybe she was a virgin alien.

Good for you, OP! Did she say anything about the coming earth changes?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/11/2011 05:07 PM
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im missing her already shes so pretty i dnt know if shes real alien and her story and i know shes so mysterious i dnt think its a dream i feel its happenstomato
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04/11/2011 05:08 PM
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Thats so sad. my heart goes out to you op.. see cause yesterday i had sex with a REAL PERSON.
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Abduct me next baby. Can't get laid from earth women they expect too much money!
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04/11/2011 05:09 PM
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thats wy my girlfriend keep telling me.. leave glp , leave glp
omg when i gonna listen to her?
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Does she have a sister?
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I think you may have a slanted viewpoint....
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Re: I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE
SHE SAID she's from planet nibiru she said atlantis was made by nibirians and also the many pyramids and other wonder sorry for my bad english cnt explain all she's tall they are not aliens they are giants and white skin shes so pretty shes 7ft she said we are hybrids of nibirian we created in atlantis had sex with her after that after and when i wake up she's gone
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1332039


So I Know Your Telling the Truth...

But What You Saw Physically was a Projection...

What You Actually Engaged in Was Astral "Sex" with an Archon

And She Was Not Pretty.

They Do This to Take Energy from You

As You Open Up Your Base Chakra during Intercourse

Even "Simulated" Intercourse

You Never Actually Penetrated Her

And Probably Felt something Swell in your Dick

That You thought was You Almost Cumming

But What Actually them Inserting a Cathature

Like Device to Penetrate Your Chakra...

You Got Vamped...
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04/11/2011 05:11 PM
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SHE SAID she's from planet nibiru
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I didn't say nibiru ... I said nebraska
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Re: I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE
SHE SAID she's from planet nibiru she said atlantis was made by nibirians and also the many pyramids and other wonder sorry for my bad english cnt explain all she's tall they are not aliens they are giants and white skin shes so pretty shes 7ft she said we are hybrids of nibirian we created in atlantis had sex with her after that after and when i wake up she's gone
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1332039


So I Know Your Telling the Truth...

But What You Saw Physically was a Projection...

What You Actually Engaged in Was Astral "Sex" with an Archon

And She Was Not Pretty.

They Do This to Take Energy from You

As You Open Up Your Base Chakra during Intercourse

Even "Simulated" Intercourse

You Never Actually Penetrated Her

And Probably Felt something Swell in your Dick

That You thought was You Almost Cumming

But What Actually them Inserting a Cathature

Like Device to Penetrate Your Chakra...

You Got Vamped...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295213

rofl
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04/11/2011 05:13 PM
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Re: I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE
SHE SAID she's from planet nibiru she said atlantis was made by nibirians and also the many pyramids and other wonder sorry for my bad english cnt explain all she's tall they are not aliens they are giants and white skin shes so pretty shes 7ft she said we are hybrids of nibirian we created in atlantis had sex with her after that after and when i wake up she's gone
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1332039


So I Know Your Telling the Truth...

But What You Saw Physically was a Projection...

What You Actually Engaged in Was Astral "Sex" with an Archon

And She Was Not Pretty.

They Do This to Take Energy from You

As You Open Up Your Base Chakra during Intercourse

Even "Simulated" Intercourse

You Never Actually Penetrated Her

And Probably Felt something Swell in your Dick

That You thought was You Almost Cumming

But What Actually them Inserting a Cathature

Like Device to Penetrate Your Chakra...

You Got Vamped...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295213


Sounds kinky...
Anonymous Coward
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04/11/2011 05:13 PM
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Re: I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE
At long last we have found the lost Phili-penis.....

OP, I think you went to sleep while you were perusing the forums...
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/11/2011 05:17 PM
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Re: I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE
i hope you meet one she said many of them are here on earth eversince watching us look for white girls mybe they are from atlantis she said we are hybrids of them we are not like them long tym ago we are caveman not handsome look like monkeys they created their images to us so we look good i dnt remember the name its was not nibiru but its the planetx mybe too long to understand
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04/11/2011 05:22 PM
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Does she do bukake?
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04/11/2011 05:23 PM
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I hope you used a condom OP. You sure don't want to knock up an Annuanaki goddess and pay child support all the way to Nibiru where I hear the cost of living is outrageous and the cost of sending the payment on a Annunaki mail carrier space ship is very high.



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04/11/2011 05:24 PM
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Re: I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE
i hope you meet one she said many of them are here on earth eversince watching us look for white girls mybe they are from atlantis she said we are hybrids of them we are not like them long tym ago we are caveman not handsome look like monkeys they created their images to us so we look good i dnt remember the name its was not nibiru but its the planetx mybe too long to understand
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1332039


im not gonna lie but there is a girl that im messing around, i think she's an alien too.
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04/11/2011 05:25 PM
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she let u do anal?
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04/11/2011 05:25 PM

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I hope you used a condom OP. You sure don't want to knock up an Annuanaki goddess and pay child support all the way to Nibiru where I hear the cost of living is outrageous and the cost of sending the payment on a Annunaki mail carrier space ship is very high.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1329224


And they only deal in gold. Because of their atmosphere.
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04/11/2011 05:26 PM
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Raped by illegal aliens... Mexicans...
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04/11/2011 05:27 PM
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You probably have alien v.d. now and there is no known cure.

That sucks!
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04/11/2011 05:28 PM
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Thats so sad. my heart goes out to you op.. see cause yesterday i had sex with a REAL PERSON.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1118622


At long last we have found the lost Phili-penis.....

OP, I think you went to sleep while you were perusing the forums...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18328


I hope you used a condom OP. You sure don't want to knock up an Annuanaki goddess and pay child support all the way to Nibiru where I hear the cost of living is outrageous and the cost of sending the payment on a Annunaki mail carrier space ship is very high.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1329224



lmao
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/11/2011 05:30 PM
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Re: I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE
no shes not wild shes good look like an angel she did not kiss me i kiss her then we do love making not wild but romantic we do like gf and bf do feels god hving sex with her but i dnt feel lust but love coz shes pretty angelic a man can ask for a girl
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04/11/2011 05:32 PM
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What did she look like
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04/11/2011 05:34 PM
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