I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE

your so lucky.

So how was it? What type of alien was it?

That leaving for anything with a cunt is a blessing...unless it can cook like Paula Deen.

well lucky you then.

You would think your weener would be too small for such a large alien.

Was it anything like this

Maybe she was a virgin alien.

Good for you, OP! Did she say anything about the coming earth changes?

im missing her already shes so pretty i dnt know if shes real alien and her story and i know shes so mysterious i dnt think its a dream i feel its happens

Thats so sad. my heart goes out to you op.. see cause yesterday i had sex with a REAL PERSON.

Abduct me next baby. Can't get laid from earth women they expect too much money!

thats wy my girlfriend keep telling me.. leave glp , leave glp
omg when i gonna listen to her?

Does she have a sister?

I think you may have a slanted viewpoint....

So I Know Your Telling the Truth...

But What You Saw Physically was a Projection...

What You Actually Engaged in Was Astral "Sex" with an Archon

And She Was Not Pretty.

They Do This to Take Energy from You

As You Open Up Your Base Chakra during Intercourse

Even "Simulated" Intercourse

You Never Actually Penetrated Her

And Probably Felt something Swell in your Dick

That You thought was You Almost Cumming

But What Actually them Inserting a Cathature

Like Device to Penetrate Your Chakra...

You Got Vamped...

I didn't say nibiru ... I said nebraska

rofl

Sounds kinky...

At long last we have found the lost Phili-penis.....

OP, I think you went to sleep while you were perusing the forums...

i hope you meet one she said many of them are here on earth eversince watching us look for white girls mybe they are from atlantis she said we are hybrids of them we are not like them long tym ago we are caveman not handsome look like monkeys they created their images to us so we look good i dnt remember the name its was not nibiru but its the planetx mybe too long to understand

Does she do bukake?

I hope you used a condom OP. You sure don't want to knock up an Annuanaki goddess and pay child support all the way to Nibiru where I hear the cost of living is outrageous and the cost of sending the payment on a Annunaki mail carrier space ship is very high.



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im not gonna lie but there is a girl that im messing around, i think she's an alien too.

she let u do anal?

And they only deal in gold. Because of their atmosphere.

Raped by illegal aliens... Mexicans...

You probably have alien v.d. now and there is no known cure.

That sucks!

no shes not wild shes good look like an angel she did not kiss me i kiss her then we do love making not wild but romantic we do like gf and bf do feels god hving sex with her but i dnt feel lust but love coz shes pretty angelic a man can ask for a girl

What did she look like

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