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I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/11/2011 05:36 PM
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they are not magician she said but so much advanced in technology
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/11/2011 05:38 PM
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beautiful white skinned beings with slightly slanted eyes and black color hair on their heads
Anonymous Coward
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04/11/2011 05:39 PM
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I hope u didn't dip your noodle in a pontianak, there are consequences to be feared.

Imagine if her husband learns about you? Are you ready to fight a 9 foot giant!

Hopefully, it was a dream.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/11/2011 05:42 PM
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i believe she'l come bck and mit her again i just met her in the park she talks to me sit ryt next to me lucky to know him i see mybe i hv a 3rd eye ive seen many white lady in the past
Anonymous Coward
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04/11/2011 05:46 PM
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OP you had sex with an grey alien hybrid. They are a dying species and they created a hybrid (the one you slept with) to see if she will get pregnant and too see if the baby will die.

To test if she is a demon/grey, ask here if she abides in Jesus Christ.
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i believe she'l come bck and mit her again i just met her in the park she talks to me sit ryt next to me lucky to know him i see mybe i hv a 3rd eye ive seen many white lady in the past
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Interesting!

Do you belong to any religion? Try reciting some prayer of protection & you'll see if she's demonic or not.
Anonymous Coward
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04/11/2011 05:50 PM
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You had sex then she started talking about relationships right, then it was zzzzzzzz time.
Anonymous Coward
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04/11/2011 05:50 PM
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You need to masturbate more.

You obviously had a wet dream influenced by being on GLP too much.
Anonymous Coward
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04/11/2011 05:51 PM
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You need to masturbate more.

You obviously had a wet dream influenced by being on GLP too much.
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Don't dismiss it that easily, other people have reported similar things & they don't know about glp.
Anonymous Coward
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04/11/2011 05:53 PM
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You would think your weener would be too small for such a large alien.
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imagine if a guy alien wants to have sex with an earth woman. OUCH!
Anonymous Coward
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04/11/2011 05:58 PM
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Don't dismiss it that easily, other people have reported similar things & they don't know about glp.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337423


I dream weird shit all the time. It doesn't make it real. Last night I was in some sort of programmed reality and I went to a computer lab in that reality to figure out the code, but the "people" that were after me caught up to me before I could figure it out.

I got away and found this freaky stone/brick wall under a bridge that opened up, brick by brick, into some underground passage after I found the right way to activate it.

You think that shit was real?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/11/2011 06:01 PM
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shes nice to me i dnt feel bad things bout her when i mit hr shes crying shes so kind she sais she wil help me in the future mybe shes my guardian angel who will help me in the uture mybe soon soon ul mit urs just be ready
Anonymous Coward
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04/11/2011 06:03 PM
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Colleen Thomas will be so jealous.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/11/2011 06:06 PM
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all she said about earth is sumthing will happen in the near future just be ready nice to hv baby with her shes pretty angelic i cnt forget her im inlove hf
Anonymous Coward
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04/11/2011 06:20 PM
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Don't dismiss it that easily, other people have reported similar things & they don't know about glp.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337423


I dream weird shit all the time. It doesn't make it real. Last night I was in some sort of programmed reality and I went to a computer lab in that reality to figure out the code, but the "people" that were after me caught up to me before I could figure it out.

I got away and found this freaky stone/brick wall under a bridge that opened up, brick by brick, into some underground passage after I found the right way to activate it.

You think that shit was real?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1293360


I never said that! I've had some freaky dreams, but when I woke up it was over. But sometimes, there are dreams that feel way too real to be dismissed.

Usually, I refuse to have sex in my dreams, because you don't really know who you are having sex with & because I don't want to stain my mattress. But one night, I "met" this fatal beauty in my dream & spent the whole night fucking in all positions & speeds. I remember at least 3 "assaults". I woke up happy but concerned with the flood I expected to see, but I found NOTHING, which freaked me out. I know how wet dreams work... I still wonder what happened that night.

shes nice to me i dnt feel bad things bout her when i mit hr shes crying shes so kind she sais she wil help me in the future mybe shes my guardian angel who will help me in the uture mybe soon soon ul mit urs just be ready
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1332039


Nothing in this life is for free, there's always a lesson to be learned. Careful of manipulative entities (women, cats, annunaki hotties)
Nothing is for free.
Anonymous Coward
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04/11/2011 06:21 PM
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Colleen Thomas will be so jealous.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1331217


cruise

colleen Thomas will probably pop a tit when she finds out.
Comedian

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04/11/2011 06:29 PM
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Congratulations OP!

I doubt if she told you, but her species reproduces differently than humans. You see, you are now the "mother"!

Here's footage of the type of birth experience you can expect:


Don't run. You'll just die tired.
Anonymous Coward
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04/11/2011 07:11 PM
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did she let you have bum ?
kissey0
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04/11/2011 07:15 PM
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pics or it did not happen
Anonymous Coward
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04/12/2011 09:54 AM
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bump
Anonymous Coward
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04/12/2011 10:03 AM
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As in the days of Noah, so too the coming second coming of the Son of God
Anonymous Coward
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10/25/2012 07:39 PM
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Abduct me next baby. Can't get laid from earth women they expect too much money!
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How true.
annunaki_queen
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11/13/2012 10:50 PM
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I also had sex with a annunaki male, he told me many things and that people with rh negative blood are chosen ones, we are in loveyoda
Anonymous Coward
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11/13/2012 11:04 PM
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The Nibiri female Orifice is almost triple the hollow size of a human female. What sort of experience was it for your cock? Like throwing a stone down a tunnel?
Anonymous Coward
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11/13/2012 11:08 PM
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jerkit

Tell more
Anonymous Coward
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11/13/2012 11:14 PM
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So was it like throwing a sausage down a dark alley?
Anonymous Coward
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11/13/2012 11:36 PM
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jerkit

Tell more
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22787734


please do tell!

Were you able to fit your entire leg in there or do a "Full body Penetration" for that matter?
Anonymous Coward
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11/13/2012 11:51 PM
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she let u do anal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 976158


ewwww, gay much
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11/14/2012 12:00 AM

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beautiful white skinned beings with slightly slanted eyes and black color hair on their heads
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I know of these beings, OP. Like you, I too have experienced their majesty and sexual gifts.

The planet is not Nibiru. It is pronounced CORE-REE-YA.
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11/14/2012 12:04 AM

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OP, next time put on a pair of sunglasses. LoL

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