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I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 12:11 AM
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Always had a soft spot for Hairy Girls.. tounge

Not sure if I would hump a Wookiee true.. hiding
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11/14/2012 02:10 AM

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Does she have a sister?
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Can confirm she does.
Overstand, this isn't a sermon from the hill, but a 'Trespassers Will Be Shot' Sign.
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11/14/2012 02:15 AM
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SHE SAID she's from planet nibiru she said atlantis was made by nibirians and also the many pyramids and other wonder sorry for my bad english cnt explain all she's tall they are not aliens they are giants and white skin shes so pretty shes 7ft she said we are hybrids of nibirian we created in atlantis had sex with her after that after and when i wake up she's gone
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did you make her squirt?? cause i know nibiru shes a squirter..
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11/14/2012 02:16 AM
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And he said "Alien is sex"

"No"
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11/14/2012 02:18 AM

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What was her favorite position?
"The people are the masters of both Congress and courts, not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it!"
(Abraham Lincoln)
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11/14/2012 02:19 AM
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Meron ba syang boobs? Tagalog ba o english ang salit nya?
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11/14/2012 05:14 AM

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At long last we have found the lost Phili-penis.....

OP, I think you went to sleep while you were perusing the forums...
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lol thats hilarious, lost phili penis.
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11/14/2012 06:07 AM
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I hope you used a condom OP. You sure don't want to knock up an Annuanaki goddess and pay child support all the way to Nibiru where I hear the cost of living is outrageous and the cost of sending the payment on a Annunaki mail carrier space ship is very high.



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cruise I HAVE JUST PISSED MY PANTIES. THIS WAS BRILLIANT MATE !
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11/14/2012 06:40 AM

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The hag.scrm222
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

DEAL WITH IT. WE ALL HAVE OPINIONS. RESPECT MINE.
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11/14/2012 07:03 AM

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I think you may have a slanted viewpoint....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1338011


LMAO !!!!beared_b
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11/14/2012 08:16 AM
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anyone else ever had alien sex then?
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11/14/2012 08:26 AM
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OP, if you will be contacted again in 5 years or less, and then you will wait 20 years for your dream girl to be created in human form. You will hate your life, it will seem miserable and sad, like everything you want is denied to you. It will happen for 20 years, and you will meet Her! You will begin to transform into someone better than you thought you could be, all your information will become knowledge.

Your current quest: Gain more knowledge from EVERY source, every book, everything that catches your eye. Spirit moves through all things, keep this in mind when talking to anyone, you never know which spirit might just be backpacking on them lol.

Have fun with it, dont't give up, and dont fucking kill yourself. It's the only way you can "lose the game". The game is worth it in the end, but it only becomes apparrent once you find Her, move past fear of losing Her, and get to learning Love.

Enjoy!
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11/14/2012 08:30 AM
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anyone else ever had alien sex then?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25752934


Not sure, but I had a similar experience at age 16, it was astral so i dont think i "f'd" any alien, I do remember her being so beautiful I wanted to so badly, and they were a bit flattered by my lust, but seemed to treat me like a horny child that she was babysitting, and just ignored my lusty thoughts, or pushed them aside. The rest of the story I shared some with the OP. When you have been selected, there is a reason, it is not worth time to explain it to those who aren't. I will, however, suggest they learn to swim, take up boat buildng, and learn how to navigate oceans.
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11/14/2012 08:43 AM
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Is Moochelle an alien from Kashik?
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11/14/2012 08:53 AM

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Take pics next time noob.
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11/14/2012 08:58 AM
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This thread is from 2011, some stupid canadian bumped it 2 weeks ago, good luck waiting for an OP's response...
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11/14/2012 09:11 AM
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Re: I HAD SEX WITH ALIENS YESTERDAY NO THIS IS NO JOKE
SHE SAID she's from planet nibiru she said atlantis was made by nibirians and also the many pyramids and other wonder sorry for my bad english cnt explain all she's tall they are not aliens they are giants and white skin shes so pretty shes 7ft she said we are hybrids of nibirian we created in atlantis had sex with her after that after and when i wake up she's gone
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1332039


If true, you had sex with a fallen angel similar to the ones in Genesis, and now are infested spiritually with their corruption.

Notice how your feelings are feelings of the flesh and not the spirit?

Beware OP! The master of deceit works to deceive many in these end times before his time is up...

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