Do MILF's EVER go for a younger guy? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1315827 United States 04/11/2011 10:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My mistake, I am lookng for a cougar, but how do you go about letting one know you want to fuck besides coming out and saying it right off the bat? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1278386son, just walk right up to her, give her the once over and tell her you have a question for her: "Do you spit, swallow or take it up the azz?" if you dont get slapped its on like donky kong. |
Lady Ivory User ID: 1217642 United States 04/11/2011 10:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds good, so like if I'm bagging their groceries or getting them popcorn or something, should I say something on them looks nice? Will that ever lead to something Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1278386It could..make sure you have subtle eye contact..sparks just may fly :) I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach I can't stand it when people won't speak a little louder when I'm trying to eavesdrop on them. You people are selfish. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 856055 United States 04/11/2011 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am a MILF who is an experienced woman and I would be awesome to have sex with. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 856055Haha are you actually a milf or are you just finding a funny reason to use the granny pic? I was trying to be funny. Did it work? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1075282 United States 04/11/2011 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds good, so like if I'm bagging their groceries or getting them popcorn or something, should I say something on them looks nice? Will that ever lead to something Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1278386Hahaha....dude, there is no way you are 18. You sound more like a horny 13 year old.....oh man... Best thread on GLP! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1287579 United States 04/11/2011 10:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey all, I'm bored, if you couldn't tell. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1278386So I'm 18 6'1 and weigh 185ish, I lift weights along with playing basketball, football, and rugby. I'm pretty athletic and I'm okay looking in the face being modest haha, I finally got rid of my acne so I think it makes me look a lot better :P So I guess I have a fantasy that many guys share, and that is to be with a MILF (mother I'd like to fuck). Please don't bash me for it but I think a mature and experienced woman would be awesome to have sex with. Sometimes I will be walking around and I look at women in their 30s, 40s, 50s, and I kind glance at them and they might be looking at me but I never really do anything to initiate. I don't usually have this problem talking to girls my age, but these older women just seem like they know what I'm up to! I still live with my parents cuz I'm going to college this next fall. It won't really affect my ability in my opinion. There's one or two attractive moms in my neighborhood, but they're married so I rather go for a single milf. But onto my question, how many mature women really want to bang a younger guy? I dont really wanna go to one of those milf dating websites or whatever, I just wanna find a sexy mature women I can have casual sex with. Once again, please don't hate on me for this, I'm just really curious about how to get one and how many are actually wanting it. So any milfs on here that look for younger guys, just some tips in general, thanks! :) Take this crap over to..PLENTYOFFISH.COM...please. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1075282 United States 04/11/2011 10:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey all, I'm bored, if you couldn't tell. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1278386So I'm 18 6'1 and weigh 185ish, I lift weights along with playing basketball, football, and rugby. I'm pretty athletic and I'm okay looking in the face being modest haha, I finally got rid of my acne so I think it makes me look a lot better :P So I guess I have a fantasy that many guys share, and that is to be with a MILF (mother I'd like to fuck). Please don't bash me for it but I think a mature and experienced woman would be awesome to have sex with. Sometimes I will be walking around and I look at women in their 30s, 40s, 50s, and I kind glance at them and they might be looking at me but I never really do anything to initiate. I don't usually have this problem talking to girls my age, but these older women just seem like they know what I'm up to! I still live with my parents cuz I'm going to college this next fall. It won't really affect my ability in my opinion. There's one or two attractive moms in my neighborhood, but they're married so I rather go for a single milf. But onto my question, how many mature women really want to bang a younger guy? I dont really wanna go to one of those milf dating websites or whatever, I just wanna find a sexy mature women I can have casual sex with. Once again, please don't hate on me for this, I'm just really curious about how to get one and how many are actually wanting it. So any milfs on here that look for younger guys, just some tips in general, thanks! :) Take this crap over to..PLENTYOFFISH.COM...please. LOL, plentyowhores.com....that place is hilarious! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1209655 United States 04/11/2011 10:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey all, I'm bored, if you couldn't tell. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1278386So I'm 18 6'1 and weigh 185ish, I lift weights along with playing basketball, football, and rugby. I'm pretty athletic and I'm okay looking in the face being modest haha, I finally got rid of my acne so I think it makes me look a lot better :P So I guess I have a fantasy that many guys share, and that is to be with a MILF (mother I'd like to fuck). Please don't bash me for it but I think a mature and experienced woman would be awesome to have sex with. Sometimes I will be walking around and I look at women in their 30s, 40s, 50s, and I kind glance at them and they might be looking at me but I never really do anything to initiate. I don't usually have this problem talking to girls my age, but these older women just seem like they know what I'm up to! I still live with my parents cuz I'm going to college this next fall. It won't really affect my ability in my opinion. There's one or two attractive moms in my neighborhood, but they're married so I rather go for a single milf. But onto my question, how many mature women really want to bang a younger guy? I dont really wanna go to one of those milf dating websites or whatever, I just wanna find a sexy mature women I can have casual sex with. Once again, please don't hate on me for this, I'm just really curious about how to get one and how many are actually wanting it. So any milfs on here that look for younger guys, just some tips in general, thanks! :) you sound shy and have low self esteam. I don't care what you say. stick to your own age and find someone you can fall in love with and marry. grow up punk. |
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NorthernLights User ID: 1295820 United States 04/11/2011 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh by the way, it helps if you are good looking/buff. Most MILF's went for the "sensible option" first time around, which is why they are now lonely and under-appreciated. Quoting: NorthernLightsThey aren't going to risk a marriage on something that doesn't look worth it :P Whether you want to try for 'clean cut, suave', 'gardener/poolboy' or 'rebel' look is up to you. Personally I just want to feel some body tone :P |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1335695 New Zealand 04/11/2011 10:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It does happen..my ex husband is ten years younger than me..of course, he's now an ex..he was too hard to train. Quoting: Lady Ivoryah hahaha.. My partner is 15 years my junior and he did all the chasing, I was totally not interested, just not. But he was very, very persistant at wooing me. Kudos to you! ;):):) Haha thanks, and actually - he is totally wonderful. A real gentleman, kind, considerate, thoughtful and a romantic to boot. Plus he went to great lengths and trouble, to prove to me that he was worth wanting in my life, what more could a woman ask? I am very fortunate. But then, so is he! ;-D |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1335695 New Zealand 04/11/2011 10:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1278386 United States 04/11/2011 10:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh by the way, it helps if you are good looking/buff. Most MILF's went for the "sensible option" first time around, which is why they are now lonely and under-appreciated. Quoting: NorthernLightsThey aren't going to risk a marriage on something that doesn't look worth it :P Whether you want to try for 'clean cut, suave', 'gardener/poolboy' or 'rebel' look is up to you. Personally I just want to feel some body tone :P I am pretty built, abs, decent arms, I lift a lot and follow a strict diet. I hope that helps to draw them in lol |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1278386 United States 04/11/2011 10:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Arn't MILFs who love younger men called Cougars? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1338394it is my understanding that Cougars are women who specifically go looking for younger men, mostly for sexual purposes. Milf's don't do the chasing. well as it's come to my understanding, I'm looking for a cougar haha |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1278386 United States 04/11/2011 11:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hang out at a yacht club. Get a job there if possible. You'll be cougared up in no time. Or a fancy pants club for rich people, I think you get the idea here, Go were the money is. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1336350Sounds about right. There's a yacht club close to home, kinda. Wouldn't hurt to fill out an application. I'm gonna get a cougar this summer, I promise! ;) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1085688 United States 04/11/2011 11:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My mistake, I am lookng for a cougar, but how do you go about letting one know you want to fuck besides coming out and saying it right off the bat? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1278386Self Proclaimed Cougar here, I am 40, have had my share of young men over the past few years. YOur getting some good advice... If you want it, you have to ask for it, but warm up the idea with a little flirty, look her in the eye, catch and hold her gaze, wink, smile... if the time feels right, to the point works best, how are we going to know that is what you have in mind if you dont, unless you meet one like me who has guts for twenty women... there are not many like me... But we cant ask you, we risk looking like child molestors... But like i said, when your looking in her eyes giving her that I want to fuck you look, think it when you are looking at her that will give you that look in your eyes... say it... I have taken more than one young lad up on it just because he was brave enough to ask for it!!!!! |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1278386 United States 04/11/2011 11:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My mistake, I am lookng for a cougar, but how do you go about letting one know you want to fuck besides coming out and saying it right off the bat? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1278386Self Proclaimed Cougar here, I am 40, have had my share of young men over the past few years. YOur getting some good advice... If you want it, you have to ask for it, but warm up the idea with a little flirty, look her in the eye, catch and hold her gaze, wink, smile... if the time feels right, to the point works best, how are we going to know that is what you have in mind if you dont, unless you meet one like me who has guts for twenty women... there are not many like me... But we cant ask you, we risk looking like child molestors... But like i said, when your looking in her eyes giving her that I want to fuck you look, think it when you are looking at her that will give you that look in your eyes... say it... I have taken more than one young lad up on it just because he was brave enough to ask for it!!!!! Thanks for the advice, I'll be sure to use it since it comes from a cougar ;) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1295351 United States 04/11/2011 11:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My mistake, I am lookng for a cougar, but how do you go about letting one know you want to fuck besides coming out and saying it right off the bat? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1278386son, just walk right up to her, give her the once over and tell her you have a question for her: "Do you spit, swallow or take it up the azz?" if you dont get slapped its on like donky kong. I just tried this and got slapped then she proceeded to phone someone while running away... What did I do wrong? |
Lady Ivory User ID: 1217642 United States 04/11/2011 11:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP..watch and learn from this video..my favorite MILF song..lol [link to www.youtube.com] I always found this so sexy!!! Of course, if you are Adam Levine, Im going to meet you , myself Last Edited by Lady Ivory on 04/11/2011 11:30 PM I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach I can't stand it when people won't speak a little louder when I'm trying to eavesdrop on them. You people are selfish. |