Are you PSYCHIC? Can you Remote-view?

red phone

I think it's lit

nope.. no phone in my room.

-buzzer!- sorry, wrong.

You have a computer in front of you!

OMG you must be Edgar Cayce reincarnate!

The white candle is not a candle it is a Vibrator in the shape of a candle.

Ah ah i knew it and let me introduce my self i am Salimar the great!

I also read in butt crack but this is another story!

This canadian is wearing blue jeans and has either hiking or some kind of outdoors footwear.

you're such a lulz troll.. love ya

Ok, you are making fun of my ability. Now it is time to call the big guns. I call upon the spirit of Nar'ap Sul the ancient of ancients.

Nar'ap sul tells me there is a wardrobe inside your room.

Inside the wardrobe are clothes, bras and a couple of white panties?

Am I correct?

You have a lot of canned food and are into sci fi

something wicker on your table, maybe a basket...nice you have some incense too.

I love incense, and yes i have some! Congratz, you're a remote viewer

hmm could be many things. but there aren't many green things in my room.

You have a dick.

You have a big fat one in your mouth.

i see now big bag of green weed
i knew it

small yellow lamp

almost! it's actually blue

Is there like a butterfly or a moth in your room. Maybe a picture of them or a design of it.

It's obvious to me that you arent in your room. Good try. Now go fix that leaky faucet!