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Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?

 
thinking about doin my frien
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Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
I'm wondering how it all went, how safe, did you use a rubber band, was it gross?
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
go to the doctor man!
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
who doesnt?
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
was it gross?
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even though I've never done it, I'm guessing that yes, it is quite gross
I get MY doom from a tube.
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04/13/2011 04:21 PM
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
just want to offer a reminder that once you get these fixed - there's many other ways to reach a fabulous orgasm that do not involve prostate massage.

[Rubber Band Ligation

Ligation or binding with rubber band is the medical treatment of choice for bleeding or prolapsed internal hemorrhoids. It can usually be done quickly in the doctor's office with no special preparation.

Here, the hemorrhoid is held with a forcep and rubber bands are slipped onto it, thus cutting off its blood supply. The hemorrhoids will shrivel and die in a couple of days to a week. Afterwards, the dead tissue and the rubber band will fall off with bowel movement.

For multiple hemorrhoids, the practice is to tie off only one at a time, with separate hemorrhoids treated about one month apart.

Although not usually painful (not many pain nerve endings in the anal canal), it is recommended that the patient drinks plenty of water, eat a high-fiber diet, and/or take stool softeners to ease bowel movement. Nevertheless, some people experience discomfort after the procedure.

In some rare instances, a small group of people experience clotting of an external hemorrhoids as the result of rubber banding an internal one, or have bleeding complications. ]

[link to www.hemaron.com]
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
sounds like your getting pounded from behind way to much bud.
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
thats really not something you should, or even can, do you yourself..

they have special rubber bands and special equipment designed for that purpose.. doing it yourself using a hand mirror and a regular rubber band off your newspaper will no-doubt cause it to become infected and your ass will start rotting out...

youll have to go to the doctor eventually...

so you have to think and ask yourself.. do i want to be embarrassed about something the ass-doctor wont give two craps about because hes sees exactly the same thing every single damn day of his whole career..
or do you want to be embarrassed about something you might end up dying from and that the doctor will probably talk about with his colleagues and all future patients as a joke and darwin award example of how freaking moronic people can be.
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
Soldering iron.....
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sounds like your getting pounded from behind way to much bud.
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karma my friend, remember you said this when your old... and enjoy your future ass berries!
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
anyone here ever haemorrhoid off a tie?

that'd be far more worrying, shirley?
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04/13/2011 04:31 PM
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
Thats a pain in the ass. No Pun Intended.
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
My friends dad used to do that to his sheeps nuts.
Gross, but they would fall off eventually.
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
yes drink lots of radiated water that should fix things up to the point where an ass pimple is the least of your worries
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
Soldering iron.....
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
NO but my wife has one and so she refuses to have butt sex.
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
I was thinking about buying a fucking machine and wrapping sandpaper around the dildo?

Anybody try that yet?
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04/14/2011 09:26 PM
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
Actually I looking for a way to do this for my girlfriend and she has no money and no insurance so a doctor is pretty much out as they want 600 bucks here for 10 minutes work.

Seriously has anyone done this someone with out a doctor and had success?
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
are you getting married?
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
go to a doct dude..
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
You may feel a slight discomfort...
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
you will pass out due to lack of blood supply to your brain
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
Actually I looking for a way to do this for my girlfriend and she has no money and no insurance so a doctor is pretty much out as they want 600 bucks here for 10 minutes work.

Seriously has anyone done this someone with out a doctor and had success?
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bite it off.
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04/14/2011 09:32 PM
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
s'cool bro just sport it, chicks dig it if youve got a grove of roids growin
MONSTER

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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
Sounds like you should see a doctor, I wouldnt try anything down there that could cause infection.. I never had a hemorrhoid, guess Im lucky.
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I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
hemorrhoids are just a symptom, find out what's causing them. I've found that aloe vera juice, about 2 ounces a day in some other juice does wonders for my hemorrhoid causing colitis.
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
Yes it's very easy.Just use ordinary sewing thread.Tie it tight and double or triple knot it so it doesn't come loose and your problem will be solved.You can do this with moles that you want to get rid of as well.
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
Actually I looking for a way to do this for my girlfriend and she has no money and no insurance so a doctor is pretty much out as they want 600 bucks here for 10 minutes work.

Seriously has anyone done this someone with out a doctor and had success?
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Rubber band works best. Make sure its seated all the way at the base. It takes a day or two. It's painless and looks much like a piece of chewed gum after it falls off. Good Luck.
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
5 stars for WTF thread of the day!
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
I was thinking about buying a fucking machine and wrapping sandpaper around the dildo?

Anybody try that yet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337613


Dude, I almost got a 'roid myself....laughing at this post, man what a great way to alleviate the doom depression!

Make sure you use 60 grit!
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
a grove of roids
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Re: Anybody here ever tie off a hemorrhoid?
I've never had a hemmoriod in my life.

Chicks dig 'em, eh? lol

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