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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1337759 United States 04/13/2011 04:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | just want to offer a reminder that once you get these fixed - there's many other ways to reach a fabulous orgasm that do not involve prostate massage. [Rubber Band Ligation Ligation or binding with rubber band is the medical treatment of choice for bleeding or prolapsed internal hemorrhoids. It can usually be done quickly in the doctor's office with no special preparation. Here, the hemorrhoid is held with a forcep and rubber bands are slipped onto it, thus cutting off its blood supply. The hemorrhoids will shrivel and die in a couple of days to a week. Afterwards, the dead tissue and the rubber band will fall off with bowel movement. For multiple hemorrhoids, the practice is to tie off only one at a time, with separate hemorrhoids treated about one month apart. Although not usually painful (not many pain nerve endings in the anal canal), it is recommended that the patient drinks plenty of water, eat a high-fiber diet, and/or take stool softeners to ease bowel movement. Nevertheless, some people experience discomfort after the procedure. In some rare instances, a small group of people experience clotting of an external hemorrhoids as the result of rubber banding an internal one, or have bleeding complications. ] [link to www.hemaron.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1340680 United States 04/13/2011 04:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | thats really not something you should, or even can, do you yourself.. they have special rubber bands and special equipment designed for that purpose.. doing it yourself using a hand mirror and a regular rubber band off your newspaper will no-doubt cause it to become infected and your ass will start rotting out... youll have to go to the doctor eventually... so you have to think and ask yourself.. do i want to be embarrassed about something the ass-doctor wont give two craps about because hes sees exactly the same thing every single damn day of his whole career.. or do you want to be embarrassed about something you might end up dying from and that the doctor will probably talk about with his colleagues and all future patients as a joke and darwin award example of how freaking moronic people can be. |
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DoomisTardy User ID: 1318338 Canada 04/13/2011 04:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My friends dad used to do that to his sheeps nuts. Gross, but they would fall off eventually. Before Enlightenment chop wood and carry water. After Enlightenment chop wood and carry water. Thich Nhat Hanh When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion—when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing—when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors—when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don’t protect you against them, but protect them against you—when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice—you may know that your society is DOOMED. - Ayn Rand Atlas Shrugged |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1342190 United States 04/14/2011 09:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually I looking for a way to do this for my girlfriend and she has no money and no insurance so a doctor is pretty much out as they want 600 bucks here for 10 minutes work. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337613Seriously has anyone done this someone with out a doctor and had success? bite it off. |
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MONSTER User ID: 1339904 United States 04/14/2011 09:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds like you should see a doctor, I wouldnt try anything down there that could cause infection.. I never had a hemorrhoid, guess Im lucky. KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN. I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT. HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP |
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dr do little User ID: 1171394 United States 04/14/2011 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually I looking for a way to do this for my girlfriend and she has no money and no insurance so a doctor is pretty much out as they want 600 bucks here for 10 minutes work. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337613Seriously has anyone done this someone with out a doctor and had success? Rubber band works best. Make sure its seated all the way at the base. It takes a day or two. It's painless and looks much like a piece of chewed gum after it falls off. Good Luck. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1298055 United States 04/14/2011 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was thinking about buying a fucking machine and wrapping sandpaper around the dildo? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337613Anybody try that yet? Dude, I almost got a 'roid myself....laughing at this post, man what a great way to alleviate the doom depression! Make sure you use 60 grit! |
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