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| wise man User ID: 1340492  United States04/13/2011 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1340492 United States04/13/2011 08:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She'll have Private Investigator following you in no time sure that you have a girlfriend. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1248229Ok, I'm not a guy and you did give some good advice. yes, she will....and that is totally acceptable..because you put EMOTION into her LIFE!! she will lose 20lbs just thinking about you with another woman... hell boys, why the fuck do you think SOAP OPERAS EXIST? dummies |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1340492 United States04/13/2011 08:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Respecting your wife is good, but catering to her like you described is bs - that's being pussy whipped Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1236429At the risk of lashing out...you have NO IDEA what youre talking about, but unfortunately there is no way to prove it to you...but its ok... |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1340492 United States04/13/2011 08:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i still date my wife of 6 years Quoting: ar-15 nutin that case, you two are close enough for you to bring her into the bedroom...telling her to "COME HERE" tapping your knees....tell her she needs a spanking for her "female fantasies behind your back" pull her pants down and five wacks...HARD ENOUGH TO PISS HER OFF>...do it mr. "I still date my wife" I do to after 30 years and five kids...and she still cums for 2minutes... |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1340950 Australia04/13/2011 08:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't do this guys. It's time we evolve past all the superficial ways of getting laid. You shouldn't have to be fake to get with someone. That's sad. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 968792how can looking after yourself and helping around the house be 'fake'. i bet you're still a virgin |
| ar-15 nut User ID: 1281306 United States04/13/2011 08:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i still date my wife of 6 years Quoting: ar-15 nutin that case, you two are close enough for you to bring her into the bedroom...telling her to "COME HERE" tapping your knees....tell her she needs a spanking for her "female fantasies behind your back" pull her pants down and five wacks...HARD ENOUGH TO PISS HER OFF>...do it mr. "I still date my wife" I do to after 30 years and five kids...and she still cums for 2minutes... we have a active sex life and get along quite well what we do is our business We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN! A pissed off American Veteran! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1217360 United States04/13/2011 09:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i still date my wife of 6 years Quoting: ar-15 nutin that case, you two are close enough for you to bring her into the bedroom...telling her to "COME HERE" tapping your knees....tell her she needs a spanking for her "female fantasies behind your back" pull her pants down and five wacks...HARD ENOUGH TO PISS HER OFF>...do it mr. "I still date my wife" I do to after 30 years and five kids...and she still cums for 2minutes...  |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1340492 United States04/13/2011 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't do this guys. It's time we evolve past all the superficial ways of getting laid. You shouldn't have to be fake to get with someone. That's sad. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 968792EVOLVE past ways of getting laid? LMFAO bwahahahahahaha DUDE! getting laid is easy....or maybe not for you.. KEEPING THE FIRE BURNING WITH THE WOMAN YOU LOVE, THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN ISNT!! but its certainly worth it...hell yes..ITS WORTH IT...OMG.. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1340492 United States04/13/2011 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i still date my wife of 6 years Quoting: ar-15 nutin that case, you two are close enough for you to bring her into the bedroom...telling her to "COME HERE" tapping your knees....tell her she needs a spanking for her "female fantasies behind your back" pull her pants down and five wacks...HARD ENOUGH TO PISS HER OFF>...do it mr. "I still date my wife" I do to after 30 years and five kids...and she still cums for 2minutes... if ya dont try it...you will NEVER EXPERIENCE THE ESSENCE OF YING/YANG....i agree with you...it sounds foreign as hell... and takes huge avocadoes...but my oh my, what a reaction... |
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| tim AKA Jarhead User ID: 392895 United States04/13/2011 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | PREFACE: Quoting: wise man 1340492These tips are presuming you're married and have a tight relationship with your wife. OK - if you are the average guy the honeymoon phase wears off pretty quick. Meaning the sparks, tension, sexual attraction etc. and guess what? its NO different with women. She gets comfy and so do you. You start to fart and leave the lid up and she gains weight and gets "bitchy" (examples). At some point youre like "WTF" happened to my marriage....? Marriage boot camp...ok..first off if you want to get it back to square one... you will follow this advice to the letter.... 1. GET IN SHAPE, look better than HER!! 2. Make her jealous via women's phone calls to you or emails to you (pre-meditated), this is NOT an endorsement for infidelity....do NOT cheat, EVER! 3. Make her come to you for sex- this is a toughy for most guys... DO IT!!! Make her come to YOU....if she never does or if youre thinking "wont happen" then you have bigger issues.... 4. NEVER GET JEALOUS OF OTHER MEN....NO MATTER HOW PAINFUL IT IS>>>NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER...did i say NEVER!! if you do get jealous...she will get the message you think youre less than? DONT DO IT!!! EVER you pussy... 5. Do kegels, keep your package shaved and clean 6. Spank her, do it serious but playful for being a bad girl, and DONT LOOK FOR SEX AFTERWARDS...if she runs to the bathroom and calls you a .....m.f. p.o.s. thats a good thing- if you dont YOURE NOT A MAN!!!! 7. Help her with chores...boring, I KNOW I KNOW...SACK UP!! 8. Dont leave skid marks...EVER!! she most likely does the laundry, SKID MARKS EQUAL DIAPER!! 9. OPEN THE CAR DOOR !!!! omg...this is KILLER...when other women and women see you doing this...in parking lots...yeah..the thought is...she feels "SPECIAL" 10. Shave shower everyday, brush teeth, cut your hair, and NOSE HAIRS... 11. ALWAYS MAKE SURE SHE CUMS FIRST,without fail 12. Give her a pet name, if she doesnt have one 13. EAT PUSSY! she will never leave you sooo many more...you get the picture... Congrats.... MEN... follow the above..and....well, You will see p.s. DONT BE WEAK< DONT SHOW WEAK< DONT APOLOGIZE Sounds like your to involved with what the Woman thinks. Just do what you have to do, and to Hell what anybody thinks. Don't worry, she will follow. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1217360 United States04/13/2011 09:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i still date my wife of 6 years Quoting: ar-15 nutin that case, you two are close enough for you to bring her into the bedroom...telling her to "COME HERE" tapping your knees....tell her she needs a spanking for her "female fantasies behind your back" pull her pants down and five wacks...HARD ENOUGH TO PISS HER OFF>...do it mr. "I still date my wife" I do to after 30 years and five kids...and she still cums for 2minutes... if ya dont try it...you will NEVER EXPERIENCE THE ESSENCE OF YING/YANG....i agree with you...it sounds foreign as hell... and takes huge avocadoes...but my oh my, what a reaction... no, i'm lovong it... i just wish my hubby wasn't sleeping or i'd ask him to do it right now. i'm all hot n bothered now. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1217360 United States04/13/2011 09:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm in love. Quoting: SwampWitchWith AC1340492. Just sayin' ....  you are too kind princess, just for YOU!! now get on my knees for your wicked fantasy thoughts...smiling back off, I want the OP (for one night)  |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1340492 United States04/13/2011 09:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1340492in that case, you two are close enough for you to bring her into the bedroom...telling her to "COME HERE" tapping your knees....tell her she needs a spanking for her "female fantasies behind your back" pull her pants down and five wacks...HARD ENOUGH TO PISS HER OFF>...do it mr. "I still date my wife" I do to after 30 years and five kids...and she still cums for 2minutes... if ya dont try it...you will NEVER EXPERIENCE THE ESSENCE OF YING/YANG....i agree with you...it sounds foreign as hell... and takes huge avocadoes...but my oh my, what a reaction... no, i'm lovong it... i just wish my hubby wasn't sleeping or i'd ask him to do it right now. i'm all hot n bothered now. Sorry princess... Him just doing it, unexpectedly and you having to "ASK" isnt the same...tell him to call me 1-800-ur-wife |
