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I quit drinking and now I cant crap!

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/14/2011 09:32 AM
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I quit drinking and now I cant crap!
What to do, should I start drinking again?
Merry Oaks

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04/14/2011 09:35 AM
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Re: I quit drinking and now I cant crap!
eat lots of soft well cooked veggies - like squash, broccoli, carrots, califlower

you'll be pooping in no time.
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Re: I quit drinking and now I cant crap!
you need some slippery roughage in there
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04/14/2011 09:36 AM
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Re: I quit drinking and now I cant crap!
Prunes or prune juice. Guarenteed relief within 15 minutes.
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04/14/2011 09:37 AM
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Re: I quit drinking and now I cant crap!
Eat salads, prunes, and drink water. Don't eat processed foods or eat much at all until you do crap.
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04/14/2011 09:37 AM
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Re: I quit drinking and now I cant crap!
Oh and congratulations on not drinking!!!!!!

hf
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04/14/2011 09:38 AM
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Re: I quit drinking and now I cant crap!
Drink water you dumb ass.
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Re: I quit drinking and now I cant crap!
Why would you stop drinking? You can die if you don't drink enough...
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04/14/2011 09:39 AM
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Re: I quit drinking and now I cant crap!
What to do, should I start drinking again?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 756504




take a vicodin

Alcohol released endorphins
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/14/2011 09:41 AM
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Re: I quit drinking and now I cant crap!
Thanks all great advice. I guess its steamed veggie time hf
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04/14/2011 09:41 AM
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Re: I quit drinking and now I cant crap!
Prunes too
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04/14/2011 09:49 AM
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Re: I quit drinking and now I cant crap!
What to do, should I start drinking again?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 756504


yes, but beer only
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04/14/2011 09:53 AM
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Re: I quit drinking and now I cant crap!
Drink like a gallon of water mixed with apple juice. That should send you running to the crapper in no time...
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