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You Want To Be Illuminati...

 
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You Want To Be Illuminati...
You want to become like an Illuminatus? I will tell you how to do just that. Step one -doubt everything you have been told about religion and find as many faults and flaws as you can.
Step two -doubt everything you have been told about conspiracy theories and find as many faults and flaws as you can.
Step three -doubt everything you have been told about science and find as many faults as flaws as you can.
Step four -doubt everything you have been told about philosophy and find as many faults and flaws as you can.
Step five -now you are ready to open your mind to the truth.
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04/15/2011 12:04 AM
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Re: You Want To Be Illuminati...
Not really. Those guillotines look too damn sharp.
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Re: You Want To Be Illuminati...
Everything is a lie
What you actually think you know what your planet looks like from outer space.You actually think its a planet?
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04/15/2011 11:20 PM
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Everything is a lie
What you actually think you know what your planet looks like from outer space.You actually think its a planet?
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its not a planet?? what is it???

what does it look like from space?????
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04/15/2011 11:30 PM
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Re: You Want To Be Illuminati...
I am bloodline of a grand master of the Priory of Sion. Is that illuminati enough for yall...lol
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04/15/2011 11:33 PM
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Step 6 keep drinking- step 7 dont get any sleep- step 8. be cynical- step 9. rot in hell.
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I am bloodline of a grand master of the Priory of Sion. Is that illuminati enough for yall...lol
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Re: You Want To Be Illuminati...
Is there an online course for this?
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I am bloodline of a grand master of the Priory of Sion. Is that illuminati enough for yall...lol
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No, seriously, my dad did extensive geneology turns out his mother was from the same bloodline as Isaac Newton, for real.
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I am bloodline of a grand master of the Priory of Sion. Is that illuminati enough for yall...lol
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bsflag
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No, seriously, my dad did extensive geneology turns out his mother was from the same bloodline as Isaac Newton, for real.
 Quoting: X 1342249


You dont even know what the Priory of Sion is. You probably read a Dan Brown book and are expressing a fantasy.
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I'm already Illuminati. We're manipulating you from the shadows.
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What?
people want to believe in mysteries

is the truth so bad?
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I am bloodline of a grand master of the Priory of Sion. Is that illuminati enough for yall...lol
 Quoting: X 1342249


bsflag
 Quoting: Arvensis



No, seriously, my dad did extensive geneology turns out his mother was from the same bloodline as Isaac Newton, for real.
 Quoting: X 1342249


You dont even know what the Priory of Sion is. You probably read a Dan Brown book and are expressing a fantasy.
 Quoting: Arvensis


Supposedly, Isaac Newton was a Grand Master of the Priory of Sion. I do not know what they did, I wasn't fucking there.
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 Quoting: Arvensis



No, seriously, my dad did extensive geneology turns out his mother was from the same bloodline as Isaac Newton, for real.
 Quoting: X 1342249


You dont even know what the Priory of Sion is. You probably read a Dan Brown book and are expressing a fantasy.
 Quoting: Arvensis


Supposedly, Isaac Newton was a Grand Master of the Priory of Sion. I do not know what they did, I wasn't fucking there.
 Quoting: X 1342249


Well, many people think a bloodline is important, but its what you possess in your intellect that is truly important.
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No, seriously, my dad did extensive geneology turns out his mother was from the same bloodline as Isaac Newton, for real.
 Quoting: X 1342249


You dont even know what the Priory of Sion is. You probably read a Dan Brown book and are expressing a fantasy.
 Quoting: Arvensis


Supposedly, Isaac Newton was a Grand Master of the Priory of Sion. I do not know what they did, I wasn't fucking there.
 Quoting: X 1342249


Well, many people think a bloodline is important, but its what you possess in your intellect that is truly important.
 Quoting: Arvensis


Yeah, dad's family all had brains. All the science disciplines come so easy to me, seriously, like second nature. All branches of physics, medicine - its just easy for me and I love the research.
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You dont even know what the Priory of Sion is. You probably read a Dan Brown book and are expressing a fantasy.
 Quoting: Arvensis


Supposedly, Isaac Newton was a Grand Master of the Priory of Sion. I do not know what they did, I wasn't fucking there.
 Quoting: X 1342249


Well, many people think a bloodline is important, but its what you possess in your intellect that is truly important.
 Quoting: Arvensis


Yeah, dad's family all had brains. All the science disciplines come so easy to me, seriously, like second nature. All branches of physics, medicine - its just easy for me and I love the research.
 Quoting: X 1342249


That is interesting. You should really try and dig up information from other members of your family. Could be an exciting journey.
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Supposedly, Isaac Newton was a Grand Master of the Priory of Sion. I do not know what they did, I wasn't fucking there.
 Quoting: X 1342249


Well, many people think a bloodline is important, but its what you possess in your intellect that is truly important.
 Quoting: Arvensis


Yeah, dad's family all had brains. All the science disciplines come so easy to me, seriously, like second nature. All branches of physics, medicine - its just easy for me and I love the research.
 Quoting: X 1342249


That is interesting. You should really try and dig up information from other members of your family. Could be an exciting journey.
 Quoting: Arvensis


Would love to. My paternal grandparents settled in Southbridge, MA. Home of American Optical (now closed).
My father was an aerospace design engineer. He did some work on the lunar mission and his name is on the moon as one of the contributors to the project. I have cousins that are chemists and a chemical engineer too. But, seriously, all my cousins are brilliant.
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Re: You Want To Be Illuminati...
Whats your i.q?

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