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Proof that humans were genetically engineered by aliens, not 'evolved' on earth !

 
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Is this the best Indias schools can offer?
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Hey shill! I was making a joke okay?? Now go back to ur Marine job, isn't there a war going on in Afghanistan??
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Oh no, not another one "YOU" guys.

Your logic is full of fail, your idea is a fail, and you have no idea what your talking about so you spout lies how bipedalism isn't any more efficient in energy use then quadrapedalism. it's a joke to even try to argue with you, realy it is.
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Is this the best Indias schools can offer?
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Hey shill! I was making a joke okay?? Now go back to ur Marine job, isn't there a war going on in Afghanistan??
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Oh no, not another one "YOU" guys.

Your logic is full of fail, your idea is a fail, and you have no idea what your talking about so you spout lies how bipedalism isn't any more efficient in energy use then quadrapedalism. it's a joke to even try to argue with you, realy it is.
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Re: Proof that humans were genetically engineered by aliens, not 'evolved' on earth !
I'm very open to the Alien intervention theory - It makes much sense.

but

Evolution of two legs and no fur allow human animals to run / work all day without overheating.

of course that, plus the mental ability to follow simple commands and a tendancy to believe whatever your told makes a great designed slave race...
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You cannot evolve to throw weapons if you do not know what throwing is.
It would be like you evolving to ride a Garganish. You don't know what it is, you've never experienced it before, and the only time you will experience it will be after you evolved to ride it. See how silly that is. How can you evolve to do something you cannot do in the first place. It would be like evolving to eat meat even though you've never eaten meat to trigger the evolution to evolve to eat meat in the first place.
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LOL! You're fucking retarded! No wonder you're not a scientist! HAHAha, people like you keep my day upbeat...


People can't learn new things? By this logic, we would all still be running around scratching our asses and playing with our shit.

Get real dude, not everyone is as stupid as you!

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2 feet walk is less energetically exhousting than on 4
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No, that is debunked! How does it help us in the wild? In fact it makes us slower, if anything else!
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No, it is more energy efficient, this has never been debunked. If you run on four legs you use enough energy to support the running of 4 legs. When you run on 2 legs, you only have to give energy to 2 legs. Go run around on four legs. You will be tired out extremely fast.

Also, heres more proof. Humans are the best long distance runners in the animal kingdom, why? Because we run on 2 legs, which needs less energy then 4 legs, just as 4 lamps need more energy then 2 lamps, or 4 wheeled cars need more gas then 2 wheeled cars.
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You talk about running, while the thing is walking. Running is better with 4 legs while walking is beter with two. We run long distances but we are way to slow to catch animals that way. There is one tribe that does the exhaust or fatigue hunt which is very inefficient as the runner must be able to track his prey if he loses the track he wasted a tremendous amount of energy. With two feet one can be very silent and sneak up to throw the spear, so why would we run.

The kangaroo is the best long distance jumper, jumping needs even less energy than running.
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You cannot evolve to throw weapons if you do not know what throwing is.
It would be like you evolving to ride a Garganish. You don't know what it is, you've never experienced it before, and the only time you will experience it will be after you evolved to ride it. See how silly that is. How can you evolve to do something you cannot do in the first place. It would be like evolving to eat meat even though you've never eaten meat to trigger the evolution to evolve to eat meat in the first place.
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LOL! You're fucking retarded! No wonder you're not a scientist! HAHAha, people like you keep my day upbeat...


People can't learn new things? By this logic, we would all still be running around scratching our asses and playing with our shit.

Get real dude, not everyone is as stupid as you!

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Evolution isn't about thinking and learning it is about doing, and evolving to be come better at it till you evolve wings or what not.
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2 feet walk is less energetically exhousting than on 4
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No, that is debunked! How does it help us in the wild? In fact it makes us slower, if anything else!
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No, it is more energy efficient, this has never been debunked. If you run on four legs you use enough energy to support the running of 4 legs. When you run on 2 legs, you only have to give energy to 2 legs. Go run around on four legs. You will be tired out extremely fast.

Also, heres more proof. Humans are the best long distance runners in the animal kingdom, why? Because we run on 2 legs, which needs less energy then 4 legs, just as 4 lamps need more energy then 2 lamps, or 4 wheeled cars need more gas then 2 wheeled cars.
 Quoting: 1FutureMarine1


You talk about running, while the thing is walking. Running is better with 4 legs while walking is beter with two. We run long distances but we are way to slow to catch animals that way. There is one tribe that does the exhaust or fatigue hunt which is very inefficient as the runner must be able to track his prey if he loses the track he wasted a tremendous amount of energy. With two feet one can be very silent and sneak up to throw the spear, so why would we run.

The kangaroo is the best long distance jumper, jumping needs even less energy than running.
[link to factsdatabase.blogspot.com]
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I'm talking about energy efficiency, not speed. Yes I did exaggerate us being the most energy efficiency though, but we are one of the absolute top long distance runners.
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You cannot evolve to throw weapons if you do not know what throwing is.
It would be like you evolving to ride a Garganish. You don't know what it is, you've never experienced it before, and the only time you will experience it will be after you evolved to ride it. See how silly that is. How can you evolve to do something you cannot do in the first place. It would be like evolving to eat meat even though you've never eaten meat to trigger the evolution to evolve to eat meat in the first place.
 Quoting: 1FutureMarine1


LOL! You're fucking retarded! No wonder you're not a scientist! HAHAha, people like you keep my day upbeat...


People can't learn new things? By this logic, we would all still be running around scratching our asses and playing with our shit.

Get real dude, not everyone is as stupid as you!

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Evolution isn't about thinking and learning it is about doing, and evolving to be come better at it till you evolve wings or what not.
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NO. You need to stop talking and start listening.

Evolving simply means that the traits which are most effective survive in species the most successfully.

The child with the best hunting/defensive abilities lives longer and has more children.

PERIOD Now STFU.
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*yawn*

When will the Science Orthodox Religion be over? This ludicrous alien/technology worship is getting really old.
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You'd better stick wid the Darwin & the Bible tards?? whatever
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the truth is you are possessing an animal...
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Oh no, not another one "YOU" guys.

Your logic is full of fail, your idea is a fail, and you have no idea what your talking about so you spout lies how bipedalism isn't any more efficient in energy use then quadrapedalism. it's a joke to even try to argue with you, realy it is.
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Would you mind not to double- post?? rant
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I'm talking about energy efficiency, not speed. Yes I did exaggerate us being the most energy efficiency though, but we are one of the absolute top long distance runners.
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You could be right there, i can't find anything about energy efficiency and 4 legs.

The only thing that comes to mind is that an animal on 4 legs at a certain speed start to move both front legs forward and then both back legs giving them 2 legs to push off. I think the energy efficiency is then about making speed. If the animal travels 1 km it need less time than we humans, integrate the time difference and energy efficiency might be about the same.
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the truth is you are possessing an animal...
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Yeah, and it's YOU!
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It was asked also somewhere why no one of the primats
have long hair and what is its evolutional advantage.
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It was asked also somewhere why no one of the primats
have long hair and what is its evolutional advantage.
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It was asked also somewhere why no one of the primats
have long hair and what is its evolutional advantage.
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Grow long hair wear it lose and climb a tree or go through a big bush. Then you know.
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Probably. That's why humans are so destructive and evil. We don't belong here, and if the aliens, or 'Gods' had the slightest sense of responsibility, they would have eliminated their flawed creation before leaving this planet.
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Wasn't there an attempt at this with the deluge?
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the truth is you are possessing an animal...
alien03
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Yeah, and it's YOU!
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It's you.
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What kind of evolution results in us having hair only on the head & not elsewhere on the body(except some private parts)? flip
If we did evolve in the wild, wouldn't we have some kind of mechanisms/ weapons to protect & defend ourselves from wild predators?
We don't have anything!
We don't have super strength like the Gorilla or flexibility like other chimps to climb trees, we can't run fast like deer, we don't have claws to kill prey or paws to protect our feet while walking/running on rocky ground! Our eyes don't even have the ability to see properly in the dark like some night predators have. We don't have a heightened sense of smell or hearing that we could use! We don't even have fur like other animals to protect us from the cold! Our skin is so delicate, the slightest pointed leaf tears it apart!
In fact, our intestines are not even that good at digesting raw meat like other animals!
Another important thing to note is that humans walk on two feet! Last yr I watched a docu on NGC which showed scientists who were puzzeled, as to why humans walk on two feet?
They said that there are no evolutionary advantages of walking on 2 feet, so why would humans begin to do so in the first place? 1dunno1

Doesn't all this point to the fact that humans did not evolve on the earth?? That we were created as a hybrid of some ape like creature & some alien race?
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I was going to say mankind relied on brain power to compensate for lack of defensive physical strength to over come the wild beast.

But with the state of the current world it seems for the most part to be inhabited and run by the same, wild beast?
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What kind of evolution results in us having hair only on the head & not elsewhere on the body(except some private parts)? flip
If we did evolve in the wild, wouldn't we have some kind of mechanisms/ weapons to protect & defend ourselves from wild predators?
We don't have anything!
We don't have super strength like the Gorilla or flexibility like other chimps to climb trees, we can't run fast like deer, we don't have claws to kill prey or paws to protect our feet while walking/running on rocky ground! Our eyes don't even have the ability to see properly in the dark like some night predators have. We don't have a heightened sense of smell or hearing that we could use! We don't even have fur like other animals to protect us from the cold! Our skin is so delicate, the slightest pointed leaf tears it apart!
In fact, our intestines are not even that good at digesting raw meat like other animals!
Another important thing to note is that humans walk on two feet! Last yr I watched a docu on NGC which showed scientists who were puzzeled, as to why humans walk on two feet?
They said that there are no evolutionary advantages of walking on 2 feet, so why would humans begin to do so in the first place? 1dunno1

Doesn't all this point to the fact that humans did not evolve on the earth?? That we were created as a hybrid of some ape like creature & some alien race?
abduct
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You provided no evidence, this is your own personal blog. No proof. Next.
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Online forums are a great place for people to demonstrate their ignorance.
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Online forums are a great place for people to demonstrate their ignorance.
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Oh you have left no doubt of yours mate

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Online forums are a great place for people to demonstrate their ignorance.
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Oh you have left no doubt of yours mate

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Hey, no one likes to hear the truth. Mate.
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Re: Proof that humans were genetically engineered by aliens, not 'evolved' on earth !
What kind of evolution results in us having hair only on the head & not elsewhere on the body(except some private parts)? flip
If we did evolve in the wild, wouldn't we have some kind of mechanisms/ weapons to protect & defend ourselves from wild predators?
We don't have anything!
We don't have super strength like the Gorilla or flexibility like other chimps to climb trees, we can't run fast like deer, we don't have claws to kill prey or paws to protect our feet while walking/running on rocky ground! Our eyes don't even have the ability to see properly in the dark like some night predators have. We don't have a heightened sense of smell or hearing that we could use! We don't even have fur like other animals to protect us from the cold! Our skin is so delicate, the slightest pointed leaf tears it apart!
In fact, our intestines are not even that good at digesting raw meat like other animals!
Another important thing to note is that humans walk on two feet! Last yr I watched a docu on NGC which showed scientists who were puzzeled, as to why humans walk on two feet?
They said that there are no evolutionary advantages of walking on 2 feet, so why would humans begin to do so in the first place? 1dunno1

Doesn't all this point to the fact that humans did not evolve on the earth?? That we were created as a hybrid of some ape like creature & some alien race?
abduct
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You fail to grasp the concept of the word 'proof'
Consensus reality became a lens we chose to look through only when it suited us.
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*yawn*

When will the Science Orthodox Religion be over? This ludicrous alien/technology worship is getting really old.
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You'd better stick wid the Darwin & the Bible tards?? whatever
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I don't think they are right either. There is too much evidence that contradicts all 3 theories.
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All other forms of life on Earth adapt to their habitat, we call this evolution...

Humans have made it a habit to adapt their environment to suit their needs...

What other organisim does this?

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OBAMA!
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What kind of evolution results in us having hair only on the head & not elsewhere on the body(except some private parts)? flip
If we did evolve in the wild, wouldn't we have some kind of mechanisms/ weapons to protect & defend ourselves from wild predators?
We don't have anything!
We don't have super strength like the Gorilla or flexibility like other chimps to climb trees, we can't run fast like deer, we don't have claws to kill prey or paws to protect our feet while walking/running on rocky ground! Our eyes don't even have the ability to see properly in the dark like some night predators have. We don't have a heightened sense of smell or hearing that we could use! We don't even have fur like other animals to protect us from the cold! Our skin is so delicate, the slightest pointed leaf tears it apart!
In fact, our intestines are not even that good at digesting raw meat like other animals!
Another important thing to note is that humans walk on two feet! Last yr I watched a docu on NGC which showed scientists who were puzzeled, as to why humans walk on two feet?
They said that there are no evolutionary advantages of walking on 2 feet, so why would humans begin to do so in the first place? 1dunno1

Doesn't all this point to the fact that humans did not evolve on the earth?? That we were created as a hybrid of some ape like creature & some alien race?
abduct
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Where the proof? You said you had proof! Evidently it is not evident. Please explain where the proof went?
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What kind of evolution results in us having hair only on the head & not elsewhere on the body(except some private parts)? flip
If we did evolve in the wild, wouldn't we have some kind of mechanisms/ weapons to protect & defend ourselves from wild predators?
We don't have anything!
We don't have super strength like the Gorilla or flexibility like other chimps to climb trees, we can't run fast like deer, we don't have claws to kill prey or paws to protect our feet while walking/running on rocky ground! Our eyes don't even have the ability to see properly in the dark like some night predators have. We don't have a heightened sense of smell or hearing that we could use! We don't even have fur like other animals to protect us from the cold! Our skin is so delicate, the slightest pointed leaf tears it apart!
In fact, our intestines are not even that good at digesting raw meat like other animals!
Another important thing to note is that humans walk on two feet! Last yr I watched a docu on NGC which showed scientists who were puzzeled, as to why humans walk on two feet?
They said that there are no evolutionary advantages of walking on 2 feet, so why would humans begin to do so in the first place? 1dunno1

Doesn't all this point to the fact that humans did not evolve on the earth?? That we were created as a hybrid of some ape like creature & some alien race?
abduct
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You fail to grasp the concept of the word 'proof'



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You fail to grasp that this is GLP! iamwith
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It was asked also somewhere why no one of the primats
have long hair and what is its evolutional advantage.
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