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Bullshit or not?
Im sick of the Elvis Alive Crap Myself.


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It should be obvious..Plus,who really cares anymore if he is or isn't alive somewhere? If he is,more power to him. I say leave him in peace.
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It is really Elvis , he posted only thing Elvis would know
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I lived though all that,and for those that didn't Elvis was the king,MJ did not even come close to what Elvis was.He truly lived his life in a protected bubble,he really had no life outside his home,if he did fake his own death i would not be surprised.If he did come back,hopefully he would bring some good music back with him!
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If Elvis is still alive he must look like Uncle Fester by now...
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Saw Elvis with my own eyes 11 years ago in Chatham, Louisiana, at a roadside burger stand.
He looked good. Had a very fancy pick-up towing a matching bass boat.
True story.
...'n dat's da name a dat tune!
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Saw Elvis with my own eyes 11 years ago in Chatham, Louisiana, at a roadside burger stand.
He looked good. Had a very fancy pick-up towing a matching bass boat.
True story.
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love ur avatar
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Saw Elvis with my own eyes 11 years ago in Chatham, Louisiana, at a roadside burger stand.
He looked good. Had a very fancy pick-up towing a matching bass boat.
True story.
 Quoting: SwampWitch


I hope that's true. The man deserves a little peace and pleasure.hf
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iiaght... peace?
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wouldn't he be 112 now?
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wouldn't he be 112 now?
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Saw Elvis with my own eyes 11 years ago in Chatham, Louisiana, at a roadside burger stand.
He looked good. Had a very fancy pick-up towing a matching bass boat.
True story.
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love ur avatar
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Thanks. Yours is cool.
...'n dat's da name a dat tune!
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Bullshit or not?
Im sick of the Elvis Alive Crap Myself.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1267719


Elvis is alive. He lives on the second floor of Graceland, that's why they won't let you go up there.
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I remember watching some show where some lady

said Johhny Cash told her he was actually Elvis
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wouldn't he be 112 now?
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was he 77 in 1976? :-/
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love the end of this clip.

"Elvis filmed in a candid moment from 1972. He discusses a NASA rocket launch from Florida, also his female partner the night before! Elvis doesn't realise the film crew have a hidden mic taping everything!"

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Saw Elvis with my own eyes 11 years ago in Chatham, Louisiana, at a roadside burger stand.
He looked good. Had a very fancy pick-up towing a matching bass boat.
True story.
 Quoting: SwampWitch


I hope that's true. The man deserves a little peace and pleasure.hf
 Quoting: Meow...


I swear it's true.
Nobody believes me, tho. My family all tell me not to mention it, it makes me look kooky. Haha, whatever.
It's the truth, I know what I saw.

The thing is, Elvis is absolutely unmistakable. He 'died' when I was in my late teens, so I grew up with him being very popular - I was familiar enough with him to not be mistaken.

It was pretty cool - I was so dumbfounded I couldn't speak, all I did was stare. He was a lot taller than I would have thought. And he was sweet natured. He had very kind and happy eyes.

He would be about 75 now, I think. I hope he's still alive and living happily. He was that day, for sure.
...'n dat's da name a dat tune!
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hf
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RIP whether alive or not! He was the King!
The questions we ask today? WE will have the answer tomorrow!!
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wasnt elvis jesus christ or something?
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I can't believe I'm the first....

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yawn Elvis is not a very good speller.
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Bullshit or not?
Im sick of the Elvis Alive Crap Myself.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1267719


Have you ever stopped to notice that Elvis met with Nixon in the Whitehouse and at Elvis' request, Nixon commissioned him to become the spokesman against drugs, and then, almost immediately, BOTH Nixon AND Elvis had serious problems? Elvis died (or had to fake his death) and Nixon's presidency died. Did you ever wonder why? or did you think that the two happening at approximately the same time were just a coincidence? or didn't you even notice?

While in the Nixon Oval Office, Elvis told Nixon about his participation in a big event. Nixon panicked, because HE had participated in it too, and he was afraid that Elvis was beginning to talk. As soon as Elvis left the building, Nixon got on the phone, called the big boss man, and expressed his panic. The big boss man got mad and told Nixon that he was going to have Elvis killed. Nixon said not to do that, so the big boss man got mad at him. You don't question the authority of the big boss man.

Nixon called Elvis and told him to leave the building because the big boss man was going to have him killed. Elvis faked his death. That is why it was a CLOSED CASKET ceremony and why the pall bearers all complained that that coffin was awfully damned heavy for only having "Elvis' dead body" inside, and they reported that each time their body weight shifted, there was a swishing sound--like sand, but they were not allowed to open it up to see if there WAS just sand inside. That death fakery cost Elvis a TON of money to pay off all the people to keep quiet!

When the big boss man found out that Elvis had faked his death, he became angry and suspicious that Nixon had called Elvis to warn him that they were coming to get him, so Elvis faked his own death. He became so angry at Nixon that, rather than to KILL Nixon, he decided to "kill" him. He knew that Nixon loved power, that it made him happy, so he decided to strip him of every ounce of power that he had and then watch him die a slow and painful death. He knew that, stripped of his power, that Nixon would soon will himself to be dead. It only took another 19 years, but for Nixon, that was 19 years of torture, knowing that everyone now hated him for doing something that he didn't do, and for the humiliation that he felt for the rest of his days for being the ONLY President of the United States who had ever been forced to step down.


In 1995 or 1996, Elvis decided that now that Nixon was dead, that he could now make a comeback, so he sent a friend to his friend TV show of his friend, Jerry Springer. He sent his friend along with a lady who had been his lover for the first two years after his faked death. Springer didn't believe either Elvis' friend or her.

Then the man told Jerry that if they would cut to a commercial break, he would get Elvis on the phone. He said that Elvis had begged him to do that. He said that he didn't think that Elvis should try to make a comeback and that he had advised him against it, but he said that Elvis was bullheaded and insisted on it.

However, while Jerry and his audience all agreed that the man on the phone DID sound like Elvis, he wasn't convinced for two reasons. He wouldn't tell WHY he had faked his death when Jerry asked (He COULDN'T), and when Jerry asked him to sing something, he refused. He said that it had been about twenty years since he had sung a note of music--and besides he didn't have his backup band--so he was afraid that he would be off tune and out of key. Jerry and his audience booed him and Jerry hung up the phone.

I have a very good ear, so good that my friends are amazed when they call me and I pick up and say, "Hi John!" and they say, "How did you know it was me?" and I say back, "Well, John, I've known you for a good many years, and I recognize your voice!"

I heard Elvis' voice that day. It wasn't an imitator. It WAS Elvis' voice. It was the same Southern drawl, and the same half-stuttering voice, the vocal patterns were identical, and the key-pitch was the same. Until then, I was a skeptic too, and I didn't believe in the "Elvis sightings", but after hearing HIS voice that day, I KNEW that he WAS alive.

I don't know if Elvis is still alive today, but I think he is. I have seen evidence of his being alive, have talked to people who have actually talked to him, and there is even a video on YouTube of a guy who has seen Elvis recently. I do believe he is alive.

I can't tell anymore because I don't want to let too much of Elvis' secret to be known, because it IS a very DEEP, and DARK secret that COULD get him into a LOT of trouble. In fact, after writing this paragraph, I have even gone through most of my story and edited it out, because I told too much of that secret. It was the secret--and that connection with Nixon--that cost Elvis his career.
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Dude shut the fuck up already.your imaginations getting the best of you
Bullshit or not?
Im sick of the Elvis Alive Crap Myself.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1267719


Have you ever stopped to notice that Elvis met with Nixon in the Whitehouse and at Elvis' request, Nixon commissioned him to become the spokesman against drugs, and then, almost immediately, BOTH Nixon AND Elvis had serious problems? Elvis died (or had to fake his death) and Nixon's presidency died. Did you ever wonder why? or did you think that the two happening at approximately the same time were just a coincidence? or didn't you even notice?

While in the Nixon Oval Office, Elvis told Nixon about his participation in a big event. Nixon panicked, because HE had participated in it too, and he was afraid that Elvis was beginning to talk. As soon as Elvis left the building, Nixon got on the phone, called the big boss man, and expressed his panic. The big boss man got mad and told Nixon that he was going to have Elvis killed. Nixon said not to do that, so the big boss man got mad at him. You don't question the authority of the big boss man.

Nixon called Elvis and told him to leave the building because the big boss man was going to have him killed. Elvis faked his death. That is why it was a CLOSED CASKET ceremony and why the pall bearers all complained that that coffin was awfully damned heavy for only having "Elvis' dead body" inside, and they reported that each time their body weight shifted, there was a swishing sound--like sand, but they were not allowed to open it up to see if there WAS just sand inside. That death fakery cost Elvis a TON of money to pay off all the people to keep quiet!

When the big boss man found out that Elvis had faked his death, he became angry and suspicious that Nixon had called Elvis to warn him that they were coming to get him, so Elvis faked his own death. He became so angry at Nixon that, rather than to KILL Nixon, he decided to "kill" him. He knew that Nixon loved power, that it made him happy, so he decided to strip him of every ounce of power that he had and then watch him die a slow and painful death. He knew that, stripped of his power, that Nixon would soon will himself to be dead. It only took another 19 years, but for Nixon, that was 19 years of torture, knowing that everyone now hated him for doing something that he didn't do, and for the humiliation that he felt for the rest of his days for being the ONLY President of the United States who had ever been forced to step down.


In 1995 or 1996, Elvis decided that now that Nixon was dead, that he could now make a comeback, so he sent a friend to his friend TV show of his friend, Jerry Springer. He sent his friend along with a lady who had been his lover for the first two years after his faked death. Springer didn't believe either Elvis' friend or her.

Then the man told Jerry that if they would cut to a commercial break, he would get Elvis on the phone. He said that Elvis had begged him to do that. He said that he didn't think that Elvis should try to make a comeback and that he had advised him against it, but he said that Elvis was bullheaded and insisted on it.

However, while Jerry and his audience all agreed that the man on the phone DID sound like Elvis, he wasn't convinced for two reasons. He wouldn't tell WHY he had faked his death when Jerry asked (He COULDN'T), and when Jerry asked him to sing something, he refused. He said that it had been about twenty years since he had sung a note of music--and besides he didn't have his backup band--so he was afraid that he would be off tune and out of key. Jerry and his audience booed him and Jerry hung up the phone.

I have a very good ear, so good that my friends are amazed when they call me and I pick up and say, "Hi John!" and they say, "How did you know it was me?" and I say back, "Well, John, I've known you for a good many years, and I recognize your voice!"

I heard Elvis' voice that day. It wasn't an imitator. It WAS Elvis' voice. It was the same Southern drawl, and the same half-stuttering voice, the vocal patterns were identical, and the key-pitch was the same. Until then, I was a skeptic too, and I didn't believe in the "Elvis sightings", but after hearing HIS voice that day, I KNEW that he WAS alive.

I don't know if Elvis is still alive today, but I think he is. I have seen evidence of his being alive, have talked to people who have actually talked to him, and there is even a video on YouTube of a guy who has seen Elvis recently. I do believe he is alive.

I can't tell anymore because I don't want to let too much of Elvis' secret to be known, because it IS a very DEEP, and DARK secret that COULD get him into a LOT of trouble. In fact, after writing this paragraph, I have even gone through most of my story and edited it out, because I told too much of that secret. It was the secret--and that connection with Nixon--that cost Elvis his career.
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Saw Elvis with my own eyes 11 years ago in Chatham, Louisiana, at a roadside burger stand.
He looked good. Had a very fancy pick-up towing a matching bass boat.
True story.
 Quoting: SwampWitch


I hope that's true. The man deserves a little peace and pleasure.hf
 Quoting: Meow...


I swear it's true.
Nobody believes me, tho. My family all tell me not to mention it, it makes me look kooky. Haha, whatever.
It's the truth, I know what I saw.

The thing is, Elvis is absolutely unmistakable. He 'died' when I was in my late teens, so I grew up with him being very popular - I was familiar enough with him to not be mistaken.

It was pretty cool - I was so dumbfounded I couldn't speak, all I did was stare. He was a lot taller than I would have thought. And he was sweet natured. He had very kind and happy eyes.

He would be about 75 now, I think. I hope he's still alive and living happily. He was that day, for sure.
 Quoting: SwampWitch


Thanks,SwampWitch! I choose to believe you. I hope he is as well.
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wouldn't he be 112 now?
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Remember you're talking to people who believe we're all aliens and a magic man exists in the sky who controls everything.
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George Soros?
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wouldn't he be 112 now?
 Quoting: LA-LA-LA


Remember you're talking to people who believe we're all aliens and a magic man exists in the sky who controls everything.
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George Soros?
 Quoting: Comedian


Hahahahaha! Yes,him...and Michael Strong.
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Saw Elvis with my own eyes 11 years ago in Chatham, Louisiana, at a roadside burger stand.
He looked good. Had a very fancy pick-up towing a matching bass boat.
True story.
 Quoting: SwampWitch


I hope that's true. The man deserves a little peace and pleasure.hf
 Quoting: Meow...


So true -
hf
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he can't be Elvis because I am.
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yawn Elvis is not a very good speller.
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Elvis wasn't a Grammar or Spelling NAZI.
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love the end of this clip.

"Elvis filmed in a candid moment from 1972. He discusses a NASA rocket launch from Florida, also his female partner the night before! Elvis doesn't realise the film crew have a hidden mic taping everything!"


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Check the guys eye at 0:23-0:24 - sure looks lizard enough - is that the Colonel?

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