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I am God. Ask me a question.

 
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I am God. Ask me a question.
I exist. I have materialized into human form for the benefit of the religious collective. I will say one thing first off. All the religions in the world are incorrect.

Anyway. I'm here now. Ask me a question.
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Would you care if I jumped off a cliff?
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Ok Ok I know you won't be able to answer this or you will give me some obscure non sensicle answer but here goes.

(sigh) Who made you????
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No, my child, I wouldn't give a shit. You're given free will. Do what the fuck you want.
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No, my child, I wouldn't give a shit. You're given free will. Do what the fuck you want.
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ooooo, I love u God!
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Ok Ok I know you won't be able to answer this or you will give me some obscure non sensicle answer but here goes.

(sigh) Who made you????
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ac dc
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Ok Ok I know you won't be able to answer this or you will give me some obscure non sensicle answer but here goes.

(sigh) Who made you????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1345350


To answer this in a word, so to speak, no one made me. I am myself and my own obligation, and I follow the will I am endowed with by virtue of myself already existing, and I follow only the rules I set out for myself, which I can yet elect not to break at any time for if I did, the universe would collapse, and I have plans in mind to extend the life of the universe for some time.

In short, no one made me. To dilute this answer to facilitate any easier comprehension to make it agreeable on your terms as per aforementioned comprehension would require me to expand your knowledge.
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No, my child, I wouldn't give a shit. You're given free will. Do what the fuck you want.
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ooooo, I love u God!
 Quoting: ash ye ash ye


I love you too, with all my heart, my child.
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What's your favorite band?
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God! help us all!
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What's your favorite band?
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Three Days Grace. I hate Everything About You for the win. It contradicts my very nature so much, it's ironic.
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CHORUS:
Who made who, who made you?
Who made who, ain't nobody told you?
Who made who, who made you?
If you made them and they made you
Who picked up the bill, who? And who made who?
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God! help us all!
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I'm helping you right now my child, although you are deluding yourself not to sense it because you're allowing passion to come before you in priority before reason, like the fly who is sucking on the grape jam on the counter whose abdomen is cut, not noticing, and only when he takes off, he realizes he can't fly.
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I knew you were a fraud from the second you asked for questions. "god" would have just give the answer and wouldn't have to ask.
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I exist. I have materialized into human form for the benefit of the religious collective. I will say one thing first off. All the religions in the world are incorrect.

Anyway. I'm here now. Ask me a question.
 Quoting: xpainx

Are you part female to have given birth to the human race?
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Thank you for the offering. I have gleefully devoured it.
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Which substances have you ingested if any?
What the believer believes the prover proves. Robert Anton Wilson

Nothing is plainer than that the sympathy with war is a juvenile and temporary status. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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God! Is the universe expanding or contracting. Are we all coming back to the source(you) or wandering further away?
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I exist. I have materialized into human form for the benefit of the religious collective. I will say one thing first off. All the religions in the world are incorrect.

Anyway. I'm here now. Ask me a question.
 Quoting: xpainx

Are you part female to have given birth to the human race?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1345395


I am neither female nor male.

I knew you were a fraud when you asked for questions. "God" would just give the answers already
 Quoting: heron

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I allow people to ask specific questions to relive their anxiety and give them a sense of independence which affirms the free will I have endowed them with. If I relieved their fears right away by answering their questions, they'd have nothing to live for. We all live to gain knowledge of the unknown. Whether it be to satiate curiosity, to find an answer to life after death, reincarnation. Knowledge exists where truth can be found. If knowledge cannot be attained, its not knowledge, but we can't know that it can't be attained unless we try. That's why I allow people to ask me question.

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who turned the screw?
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Which substances have you ingested if any?
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I have ingested my own cum to taste it from time to time. The flavor is marvelous. Pineapple.
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God! Is the universe expanding or contracting. Are we all coming back to the source(you) or wandering further away?
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The universe is expanding. You are coming back to myself, the source of all my divinely derived creation.

Who turned the screw?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward


I did, such so that the universe could be brought into its present state of existence.
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I sense an incoming question arriving in the next few minutes, my children.
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I sense an incoming question...!
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God... can you shed light on the best technique for tapping into the other avatar? The one we can have access to on a certain you know what... The avatar with rough nails.
The Divinity in me bows to the Divinity in you... In other words, Namaste In lak'ech GLPeers!
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God... can you shed light on the best technique for tapping into the other avatar? The one we can have access to on a certain you know what... The avatar with rough nails.
 Quoting: CAPTAIN PLANET ALEX


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God... can you shed light on the best technique for tapping into the other avatar? The one we can have access to on a certain you know what... The avatar with rough nails.
 Quoting: CAPTAIN PLANET ALEX


Go into Tools>Options>Advanced>Settings>Configure Connection>Port Assignment> and place this IP in:

80.83.151.94

but never change from this site while doing so. change the port IP, click OK on all open prompt boxes, and reload GLP.

Then go to this link (because the IP will no longer be 403 Forbidden)

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

feel free to download, rehost, upload and enjoy.
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I sense an incoming question!
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I sense an incoming question!
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I sense an incoming question!

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