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I am God. Ask me a question.

 
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gmao
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my vision is going bad ...but i don't masturbate? should i start?
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Who would win in a fight between Spiderman and The Green Lantern?
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Masturbate. Greenlantern would win.
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What's your favorite music genre?
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Metal, followed by Pop. Three Days Grace and Michael Jackson for the win.
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I SENSE AN INCOMING QUESTION... I'M GROWING IMPATIENT...

ASK ME ALREADY...
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I SENSE AN INCOMING QUESTION... YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO INCUR MY HORRIBLE WRATH UPON YOU ... IF YOU GET ME MAD ENOUGH ... I WILL SHUT DOWN THE SERVERS OF GLP FOR A WHOLE WEEK... ASK ME... A QUESTION... YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES.
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How old are you?
What's your place of birth?
Do you have wrinkles?
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04/17/2011 03:59 AM
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How many dimensions have you created? If so on which dimension level are you living in?
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How old are you?
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Infinite.
Here.
No, because wrinkles are imperfect.

How many dimensions have you created? If so on which dimension level are you living in?
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I've created 78,477 dimensions, and I am living on the highest level dimension right now.

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Why do you lie and talk about free will when there is only THE ONE?
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I sense an incoming question! ^_^
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Why do you lie and talk about free will when there is only THE ONE?
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God does not lie. Man can never know how truly free his will is, by virtue of his cognitive and empirical limitations, so it seems that when we consider extenuating circumstances such as the fact that I endowed you with free will appears to limit you, when in fact if you had my level of divine knowledge and intelligence, you would see this is not the case.
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Why do you lie and talk about free will when there is only THE ONE?
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God does not lie. Man can never know how truly free his will is, by virtue of his cognitive and empirical limitations, so it seems that when we consider extenuating circumstances such as the fact that I endowed you with free will appears to limit you, when in fact if you had my level of divine knowledge and intelligence, you would see this is not the case.
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how can we overthrow harper?
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Why did you let mankind create religions?
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Also, for those of you who are curious, God is a proud Canadian, best country in the world. Sorry States, sorry other Islamic and Christian countries. God Bless Canada.
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How old are you?
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 Quoting: AC


Infinite.
Here.
No, because wrinkles are imperfect.

How many dimensions have you created? If so on which dimension level are you living in?
 Quoting: AC


I've created 78,477 dimensions, and I am living on the highest level dimension right now.
 Quoting: xpainx


How do we extend string theory to incorporate 78477 dimensions or shall the scientists start another theory??
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how can we overthrow harper?
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By voting Liberal or NDP. I'd suggest NDP, but you have free will, so go for it.

why did you let mankind create religions?
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This is because I wanted people to search for me in anyway they could. The hunt is the thrill of the reward.
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Why do you lie and talk about free will when there is only THE ONE?
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God does not lie. Man can never know how truly free his will is, by virtue of his cognitive and empirical limitations, so it seems that when we consider extenuating circumstances such as the fact that I endowed you with free will appears to limit you, when in fact if you had my level of divine knowledge and intelligence, you would see this is not the case.
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I am from Oz, so could you be kind enough to spell that out in plain language please? Although I think I know very well what you are hinting at.
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How old are you?
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Do you have wrinkles?
 Quoting: AC


Infinite.
Here.
No, because wrinkles are imperfect.

How many dimensions have you created? If so on which dimension level are you living in?
 Quoting: AC


I've created 78,477 dimensions, and I am living on the highest level dimension right now.
 Quoting: xpainx


How do we extend string theory to incorporate 78477 dimensions or shall the scientists start another theory??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1343009


The scientists shall start another theory as the first is riddled with imperfections and pigeonholes possibilities to a few based on material explanations empirically derived due to our cognitive limitations on what we would consider to be attainable knowledge that is thus also absolute. It's the same problem with all the other scientific theories, so don't think it's unique to this one. It's quite complex to explain. Anyway, the scientists shall start the new theory and name it the Quantum Matrix.

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