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I am God. Ask me a question.

 
xpainx (OP)

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God I want to have seks with your male body. I am a male men. I want to lick your semen, infiltrate in your tiny hole.

Is this possible.
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Can you infiltrate me with you shiny, transparant, holy, radiant, glorious superpenis into my humble, tiny, youthful, lusty anus.
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God doesn't fuck for pleasure. :quite:

God You're So Totally Awesome <3<3<3<3<3<3
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So are you because you're a part of me <3
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With regards to Canadian politics, what about the First Nations "Self-Government". Do you have an opinion on it, perhaps some guidance? It isn't perfect, since it's a idea created by imperfect beings, those beings being human of course.

I personally would like to see full support on it, the governance of self, lofty no?
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No question, just wanted to let you know that you could have done a lot better when you created everything. But you knew that already.
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To say I could have done a lot better presupposes that there was an option for me available to take which I must have known about to produce, in your view, a better consequence to make your existence more pleasurable. This view relies on the subjective consideration that I did not know which path I took -- a blind gamble -- and thus I eschewed any morally better consequence that could manifest into being. To say I know that I could have done better thus implies that I knowingly ignored undertaking any option that could produce a morally better consequence. I did not, in fact, I prescribed the situation and undertook according to my will, since no one assigns me options to take, as I am all powerful. I assign myself choices to take. So although in your view you think I could've done better, realistically, we're on the right track as per my plan.
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What does god fuck for? Pleasure is a outcome from it, unless you are completely overridden with guilt during the act, but even so, the sensations are there. Quite the ponder... quite...
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With regards to Canadian politics, what about the First Nations "Self-Government". Do you have an opinion on it, perhaps some guidance? It isn't perfect, since it's a idea created by imperfect beings, those beings being human of course.
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Aboriginal morality regards self-government is almost pure. Treating everyone as equals and electing to utilize a circle to represent the oneness and indefiniteness of the universe. Anyway, self-government sounds like a good idea, that's my opinion on it. As per advice, I have advice to give the next politician who takes up the post of Prime Minister: give First Nations their right to self government, or you're screwed. To the first nations: don't let the man bring you down. It's your land, I gave it to you. Use it well.



I personally would like to see full support on it, the governance of self, lofty no?


I support it fully. :)
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What does god fuck for? Pleasure is a outcome from it, unless you are completely overridden with guilt during the act, but even so, the sensations are there. Quite the ponder... quite...
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Why should I fuck at all? Being all powerful, I have access to a plethora of methods I can use to achieve far greater sexual stimulation that humans in their present state as they are cannot experience. You don't know what you're missing. Wait till you've felt what the Holy Vibrator can do. The feeling is literally quite ... divine.
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hey fake God.

I am wondering what is your sex life like.

Do you also like to masturbate?

Look at porn?
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you are god just like me but you don't know you are you give up yourself the minute you separate god from everything. since there is no diversity
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No you have not. However you still have not answered my question about free will (which is what you mentioned first off - not I) and how that "fits" in with non duality?
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In short, free will exists, but it appears to not exist because human apparatuses for processing information around them are not properly equipped of themselves. It fits in with non-duality in this respect because now considering this condition as objective truth, we can eliminate the need for certain subjective considerations to be made that make a statement of non-dualism true. That is to say, I can be both perfectly omniscient and assign you with free will as I have done. To understand would require an exhaustive background in cognitive psychology and epistemology with related sciences akin to the philosophy.
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Dear god, your answer is a mish mash of contemporary ideological split infinities and divisive, dualistic and egostistical mind games. To enter into your rabbit hole with you will serve no purpose for me, so I am choosing not to go down there with you. However I've enjoyed the game so far, it's been fun. hf


Be careful down there in that quantum hole. I've been given to understand that the wily old fox called "dualistic maze" is rather hungry.
I also saw the farmer out earlier with his trap looking for a nice fat rabbit for the stew pot tonight.

You have to learn to temper the wind to the shorn lamb god otherwise it is not possible that anyone can hear what you have to say. _________________
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With regards to Canadian politics, what about the First Nations "Self-Government". Do you have an opinion on it, perhaps some guidance? It isn't perfect, since it's a idea created by imperfect beings, those beings being human of course.
 Quoting: SocialEnigma 1340095


Aboriginal morality regards self-government is almost pure. Treating everyone as equals and electing to utilize a circle to represent the oneness and indefiniteness of the universe. Anyway, self-government sounds like a good idea, that's my opinion on it. As per advice, I have advice to give the next politician who takes up the post of Prime Minister: give First Nations their right to self government, or you're screwed. To the first nations: don't let the man bring you down. It's your land, I gave it to you. Use it well.



I personally would like to see full support on it, the governance of self, lofty no?
 Quoting: xpainx


I support it fully. :)


You hear that Jack Layton? GODS WILL BE DONE!
Yes we First Nations have gone through a lot of crap, Residential Schools, the stealing of land, etc.
I know, and I am trying to get my people off their knees, but it was hard as I was on mine. Abuse sucks. Oh well, obstacles are there for us to overcome I suppose.
Do you have a opinion on a great way of world government? My vote is self government, but I might be biased a little :D
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I exist. I have materialized into human form for the benefit of the religious collective. I will say one thing first off. All the religions in the world are incorrect.

Anyway. I'm here now. Ask me a question.
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CAN YOU LIFT A STONE THAT IS HEAVIER THAN YOU CAN CREATE?
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Why did you skip my question? can't you answer it?
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I have decided that now is the time to answer.

First off, this is the age-old tactic of trying to refute my omnipotence. That the suggestion carried to its implied logical end seems to refute any quality I intrinsically carry is a failure of the logical principles it foots itself on and not of my own. I am bound to logic which I have prescribed. Your question here attempts to validate a logically impossibly conclusion. In short, being omnipotent does not imply that I can perform logically impossible acts.

So no, I can't lift a stone that's heavier that what I can create, because a stone wouldn't be able to be created in the first place, because it's logically impossible to do so, and such my omnipotence cannot allow me to do so. It's a restriction of a hypothetical situation on logical principle, not a restriction of a real situation on illogical considerations.
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As you have said, "No", then you are not God, as ALL things are possible to God, why did you not create a stone maker that could make a stone bigger than you can create, you should have been able to figure this out!!! Your answer can only be yes...if you really were God.
Galatians 2:20 I have been crucified with Christ, it is no longer I that live, but Christ now lives in me and the life I live in the flesh, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave Himself for me.
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What does god fuck for? Pleasure is a outcome from it, unless you are completely overridden with guilt during the act, but even so, the sensations are there. Quite the ponder... quite...
 Quoting: SocialEnigma 1340095


Why should I fuck at all? Being all powerful, I have access to a plethora of methods I can use to achieve far greater sexual stimulation that humans in their present state as they are cannot experience. You don't know what you're missing. Wait till you've felt what the Holy Vibrator can do. The feeling is literally quite ... divine.
 Quoting: xpainx


Well you know, being human in your current incarnation and all... If you are a lady, I'd be glad to be of service :D
In fact being god you could be here in a blink and then be gone, perfect!
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What if your children don't know how badly they need your help? What if they have been so warped up in this world and all it's lies, that they are afraid to even think? What if they are all so lost and hurt that they do not even think about asking for help? Until it is either a) too late and they have become something they are not proud of, b) they don't even realize they asked for help and it slaps them across the face and almost (or, well for most it does) drives them into some kind of humanly mental psychotic state?

Also.


So if we are suppose to be be Transcending Consciousness, Enlightenment, Awakening, etc.etc. and that means receiving Light? Well, if Lucifer is the Spirit/Fallen Archangel (or as some say "bad" spirit) of Light, as well as the one associated with the deadly sin Pride. So wouldn't that lead a person who becomes Enlightened/Cosmically Conscious or get's the Light, would have a neon sign over there head saying, Lucifer just marked you as a Proud person. And I head Pride is your number one pet peeve. Sorry, ranting now.

I do Love and Trust God. I just don't trust confused/lost/corrupted spirits/beings/humans. But I do love the ones who aren't willfully and knowingly fucking shit up and bringing pain and loss and who knows what else.
love, peace and balance,
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Is reproduction and having kids is really the true meaning of life?
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why is this shite still going?
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what was your role in the first universal mages war?

what do you know about the first true bible?

and does every universe has its own god?
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"god" I'm afraid I have to disagree with you on this occasion.


Ther'es nth as intrinsically perfect or imperfect or good or bad.

Everything is perfect AND imperfect/ everything is good AND bad.

:)
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How can an object by virtue of its perceived innate qualities logically be both perfect and imperfect?
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1.
"Logic" can break down in other dimensions.


2.
Adjectives such as "perfect vs. imperfect", "good vs. bad" are only created and defined to fit in perceptions of human beings.

Intrinsically, there's nothing in nature as perfect or imperfect or good or bad. I believe there's only existence and non-existence and higher dimensional causalities which cast its shadow on this three dimensional we're living in.
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I agree.

How you perceive me as good is not something I affirm, but allow you to continue to espouse since it matches some qualities about me that cannot be coherently categorized into any order to dilute for easier comprehension.

'Innate' qualities are merely properties of their owner; they do not have any objective significance such as good that can be contrasted with something humans see as bad to compare to something else.

In fact, there are many properties humans falsely perceive which are not properties at all. Race, for example, is a social construct. Humans are too early in the development stage of their species to deviate so far in such short time from their origin ancestor.

Properties that 'surely exist' imply objectiveness. Nothing is objectively good or bad, or imperfect, or perfect, or tall, or small, or long or short. They are defined by humans to extract some further meaning or propel some desire. Simply put, everything is the way it is.

You would be right that there are higher dimensional causes that operate by proxy on the earthly level.
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Love ur answer

Not a "godly" level but definitely more than decent hf
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I sense an incoming question!
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Are you done "playing house" yet?
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hey fake God.

I am wondering what is your sex life like.

Do you also like to masturbate?

Look at porn?
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No :p
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why is this shite still going?
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Because you replied to it, moron. No offense.
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I sense an incoming question!
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Are you done "playing house" yet?
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I don't play house. I'm God.
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what was your role in the first universal mages war?

what do you know about the first true bible?

and does every universe has its own god?
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I was the guy that delivered the porn mags to the front line troops.

I know that the first true Bible's chosen people were Edomite Jews descended from Yashua, my son I sent down here to earth.

I am the God of all universes.
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Is reproduction and having kids is really the true meaning of life?
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No. Life means whatever you wish it to be.
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where is Mary?
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What if your children don't know how badly they need your help? What if they have been so warped up in this world and all it's lies, that they are afraid to even think? What if they are all so lost and hurt that they do not even think about asking for help? Until it is either a) too late and they have become something they are not proud of, b) they don't even realize they asked for help and it slaps them across the face and almost (or, well for most it does) drives them into some kind of humanly mental psychotic state?
 Quoting: akua_pua


I will send someone to help them in their time of need. I believe you people have an earthly equivalent that I send down to earth called "psychiatrists".


So if we are suppose to be be Transcending Consciousness, Enlightenment, Awakening, etc.etc. and that means receiving Light? Well, if Lucifer is the Spirit/Fallen Archangel (or as some say "bad" spirit) of Light, as well as the one associated with the deadly sin Pride. So wouldn't that lead a person who becomes Enlightened/Cosmically Conscious or get's the Light, would have a neon sign over there head saying, Lucifer just marked you as a Proud person. And I head Pride is your number one pet peeve. Sorry, ranting now.

Yes.


I do Love and Trust God. I just don't trust confused/lost/corrupted spirits/beings/humans. But I do love the ones who aren't willfully and knowingly fucking shit up and bringing pain and loss and who knows what else.


Yeah. Me too.
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where is Mary?
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She's rimming Jesus' ass at the moment. I might not like to fuck, but those two are animals.
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CAN YOU LIFT A STONE THAT IS HEAVIER THAN YOU CAN CREATE?
 Quoting: daretospeak


Why did you skip my question? can't you answer it?
 Quoting: daretospeak


I have decided that now is the time to answer.

First off, this is the age-old tactic of trying to refute my omnipotence. That the suggestion carried to its implied logical end seems to refute any quality I intrinsically carry is a failure of the logical principles it foots itself on and not of my own. I am bound to logic which I have prescribed. Your question here attempts to validate a logically impossibly conclusion. In short, being omnipotent does not imply that I can perform logically impossible acts.

So no, I can't lift a stone that's heavier that what I can create, because a stone wouldn't be able to be created in the first place, because it's logically impossible to do so, and such my omnipotence cannot allow me to do so. It's a restriction of a hypothetical situation on logical principle, not a restriction of a real situation on illogical considerations.
 Quoting: xpainx


As you have said, "No", then you are not God, as ALL things are possible to God, why did you not create a stone maker that could make a stone bigger than you can create, you should have been able to figure this out!!! Your answer can only be yes...if you really were God.
 Quoting: daretospeak


You don't understand what reductio ad absurdum is supposed to prove then. Look it up.
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With regards to Canadian politics, what about the First Nations "Self-Government". Do you have an opinion on it, perhaps some guidance? It isn't perfect, since it's a idea created by imperfect beings, those beings being human of course.
 Quoting: SocialEnigma 1340095


Aboriginal morality regards self-government is almost pure. Treating everyone as equals and electing to utilize a circle to represent the oneness and indefiniteness of the universe. Anyway, self-government sounds like a good idea, that's my opinion on it. As per advice, I have advice to give the next politician who takes up the post of Prime Minister: give First Nations their right to self government, or you're screwed. To the first nations: don't let the man bring you down. It's your land, I gave it to you. Use it well.



I personally would like to see full support on it, the governance of self, lofty no?
 Quoting: xpainx


I support it fully. :)
 Quoting: SocialEnigma 1340095


You hear that Jack Layton? GODS WILL BE DONE!
Yes we First Nations have gone through a lot of crap, Residential Schools, the stealing of land, etc.
I know, and I am trying to get my people off their knees, but it was hard as I was on mine. Abuse sucks. Oh well, obstacles are there for us to overcome I suppose.
Do you have a opinion on a great way of world government? My vote is self government, but I might be biased a little :D


Self-government is the way to go, my friend. ^_^
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I exist. I have materialized into human form for the benefit of the religious collective. I will say one thing first off. All the religions in the world are incorrect.

Anyway. I'm here now. Ask me a question.
 Quoting: xpainx


Why do you imagine yourself to be a real entity?
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No you have not. However you still have not answered my question about free will (which is what you mentioned first off - not I) and how that "fits" in with non duality?
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In short, free will exists, but it appears to not exist because human apparatuses for processing information around them are not properly equipped of themselves. It fits in with non-duality in this respect because now considering this condition as objective truth, we can eliminate the need for certain subjective considerations to be made that make a statement of non-dualism true. That is to say, I can be both perfectly omniscient and assign you with free will as I have done. To understand would require an exhaustive background in cognitive psychology and epistemology with related sciences akin to the philosophy.
 Quoting: xpainx



Dear god, your answer is a mish mash of contemporary ideological split infinities and divisive, dualistic and egostistical mind games. To enter into your rabbit hole with you will serve no purpose for me, so I am choosing not to go down there with you. However I've enjoyed the game so far, it's been fun. hf


Be careful down there in that quantum hole. I've been given to understand that the wily old fox called "dualistic maze" is rather hungry.
I also saw the farmer out earlier with his trap looking for a nice fat rabbit for the stew pot tonight.

You have to learn to temper the wind to the shorn lamb god otherwise it is not possible that anyone can hear what you have to say. _________________
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As if my answer could be diluted to you in any way that would facilitate any easier comprehension for you to understand the complexity and scope of my answer. I was briefly summing up the case for non-dualism in free will. It's vastly more complicated than even the greatest minds of the earth can hope to imagine. How you described my answer are conclusions you brought on your own due to not understanding the nature of the material at hand.

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