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MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY!

 
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MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY!
Everyone MUST listen to ICE and HAROLD..Gods CHOSEN VESSELS....cause if you DONT and keep mocking God and doubting Ice and Camping...

You will fall away from the truth and be left behind and then cast into HELL and you will be writhing and screaming in the special HELL God created for all those who fall away and MOCK.

Just imagine how you will feel after three million years roasting and screaming in flames filled with agony and regret because you fell away from the truth.

God will have ZERO mercy on the evil ones who forsake the church and Gods special prophet who has NEVER been wrong..Harold Camping. God in his GREAT WRATH will have them burnt alive in the most satanic horror show ever to be devised by anyone. The torture will be far far worse than any human dictator ever came up with.

You will see your skin peeling off in hell every second of every day..screaming forever and ever in agony..never able to die.

So dont forsake the church or mock Ice and Harold..Gods chosen vessels..his beloved messengers...or you WILL BURN in hell in unremitting TORTURE forever and ever..and be left behind to suffer the cruellest fate God in His compassion could come up with..that fate of HELL.

Be at peace..KNOW the Love and Mercy of God....TRUST in what Ice and Harold say or BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!

He calls to you NOT to forsake him and force Him into having you tortured horrifically forever and ever....he does not WANT to torture you but he WILL if you keep MOCKING and DOUBTING!

Return to His embrace of LOVE.
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Sorry OP. I trust NO man.

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. 37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
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Re: MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY!
Mock, mock mockity mock mock!
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Re: MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY!
Are all Christian Rapture Tards Retarded Spellers?

Judment? cruise
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...God will have ZERO mercy on the evil ones who forsake the church and Gods special prophet who has NEVER been wrong..Harold Camping...[/quote]
You fucking retard:

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Re: MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY!
Folks need to remember that date setting with regards to the rapture and their enternal destiny are two seperate issues.
Make fun of them, if you will?
But please keep in mind that the only reason people like ICE try and "get through to some of you" is that he cares.
You may not like his approach and the "May 21st" date will probably come and go.
Your lack of understanding, when it comes to your eternal destiny, seems to be very obvious.
However, the fact that you and I do have a choice in the matter still holds true!
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Mock, mock mockity mock mock!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1348175


LOL +1,000,000
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...God will have ZERO mercy on the evil ones who forsake the church and Gods special prophet who has NEVER been wrong..Harold Camping...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1348134

You fucking retard:

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Sorry OP. I trust NO man.

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man
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and...a man wrote the bible...sigh...
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Mock, mock, mockety mock mock.

If your skydad sends me to hail, I go with both middle fingers in the air. LOL!

Fuck your puny little god.
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Re: MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY!
[link to www.associatedcontent.com]

"... Camping rose to fame in 1992, when he published the book titled, "1994?", and in this book Camping made the claim that the world would end sometime around September 15-17, 1994. Although, Camping's prophecy in 1994 did not come true, he is now claiming to be a numerology genius by interpreting Bible scripture and has the dates for the rapture and the end of the world..."

What the Bible says about Camping:

“If anyone thinks himself to be religious, and yet does not bridle his tongue but deceives his own heart, this man's religion is worthless.” (James 1:26)

"You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain" (Exodus 20: 7)

“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits." (Matthew 7: 15-16)
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Mock, mock, mockety mock mock.

If your skydad sends me to hail, I go with both middle fingers in the air. LOL!

Fuck your puny little god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337455


+1000
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If we promise not to mock and to pray real hard for rapture, do you cunts promise to disappear ?
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I would just love to mock this thread.... but I just don't dare.
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People who believe their own predictions are clinically insane.
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Re: MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY!
can all of you christian and other religion tards please stop using caps in your subject titles ?

thank you.
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Re: MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY!
and I'll be right here on the 22nd saying fuck you again.
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Not gonna happen, but something realistic might happen. Earthquake, major war, ect, ect & ect.... But the end of all life naughty
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Re: MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY!
Mock...no!

Feel extremely sad that you freak, anti-christ spirits may mislead some folks....yes!
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Re: MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY!
it dont make sense going to heaven with the goodie goodies
dressed in white, i like black tim's and black hoodies
god would probably have me on some real strict shit
no sleepin all day no geting my dick licked
hanging with the goodie goodies loungin in paradise
fuck that shit i wanna tote guns and shoot dice
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Re: MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY!
Good. So we have 1 month of non-stop party time left!!!
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Re: MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY!
Fuck the rapture, fuck heaven and fuck God!
I wanna go to hell, where George Carlin is! Yeehaa!
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Not sure whom is ice and Harald. Are they are stringent as you? Here I get up and am threatened with all this crap. Don't you think it would be better if you just put this out there in a reasonable manner? First I am not a Christian and have no intention of being one, yet at some point I will be elevated spiritually as will others and all this caterwaling like you do is not going to get anyone in a higher state any sooner. In fact, I choose not to be in the same place as those like yourself and it won't be hell either.

I will do my damn est to help you along after my ascension however for you just a little confused.
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I would just love to mock this thread.... but I just don't dare.
 Quoting: SpitefulGOD

If you dont i will. Op your a fucking retard go fuck your bum fuckers of a prophet and suck their dicks you shit eating piece of shit. Here a fucking spoon so you can scoop their shit up. Thats all your getting from me. Now fucking jump of a cliff.
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Fuck the rapture, fuck heaven and fuck God!
I wanna go to hell, where George Carlin is! Yeehaa!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 941691


Carlin is not in hell... Count on that.. He knew God well... And he always confronted oppression.
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OP bailed, his microwave hot pockets must be done.
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Hey ladies , are you a bad girl and your man is a little puss who is going to go poof the 21st?

Ill take care of you.

starwars
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Re: MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY!
How many fucking times do we need to go over this? Hell was invented as an intimidation tool to keep the masses brainwashed and in-line with the belief in a mythical story that has no real, solid proof. Look, until someone comes back from the dead and either says, A.) There is a heaven: look at all the gold/29 virgins I got, or B.) There is a hell: look at the burn marks on my ass, religion is and will continue to be the scam that it was originally designed to be: baseless hogwash meant to enslave the weak of mind and heart.

And don't talk to me about faith/belief. You religitards never had and never will have any real, undeniable proof and so you continue to cling to your childish taunting of "You will die, suffer, burn if you don't believe in the god we are trying to sell you...oh, and by the way, pay no attention to that OTHER religion, 'cuz they're going to hell to."

I pray to god that this makes just one of you realize how silly religion is.
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stupid ass religitards have been predicting this shit will happen " any day now" for over 2000+ years and not once has "any of it" come true..

But of course the ignorant religitards just change the date, over and over again, hoping that something will happen and then they shout God did it.

the bible and all religions are fabrications of men, and only a fool would live his life based on some ancient fictional writing of a tyrannical King that thought the earth was flat.

Jesus isn't coming any more than RA or Budda or Alah or any one of the thousands of phony ass Gods you fools believe in.
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and I'll be right here on the 22nd saying fuck you again.
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And I will be standing with you. Care to join me on May 21, 2012 to say fuck you another time? And for the next 50 May 21st's until these shitheads give it up?
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I blow a fart in your general direction to the south of me.


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